Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 06:51:04 PM

Title: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 06:51:04 PM
Holist has informed me that Nigel and I mentally control all of you, and that we squash his brilliant posts because we're BAD and WRONG.  While this is most likely true, I'd like to know what OTHER horrible shit we are responsible for.

Go!

Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 05, 2012, 06:55:30 PM
Hurricanes Katrina and Sandy
90% of Beached Whale incidents
Greenpeace
The fact that Julian Assange is still on the loose
Internet piracy
Somalian piracy
Mitt Romney's back hair
The death of reasonable discourse in America
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2012, 06:56:31 PM
I heard that you two actually invented bedbugs.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA ROGER & NIGEL!

:crankey:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Juana on November 05, 2012, 06:58:02 PM
You are the reason the Anasazi abandoned their pueblos.

You are the reason the Mayans are ending the world next month (Kali Nigel, man)

You are the reason the American lion went extinct (they couldn't keep up with Roger's yeti self).
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 07:00:38 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 05, 2012, 06:56:31 PM
I heard that you two actually invented bedbugs.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA ROGER & NIGEL!

:crankey:

Yeah, but Nigel dropped the cannister somewhere in California.  It was ugly.

Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 07:01:12 PM
Quote from: V3X on November 05, 2012, 06:55:30 PM
The death of reasonable discourse in America

I'd actually like to think I had a real hand in that.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 07:02:01 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 05, 2012, 06:58:02 PM
You are the reason the Anasazi abandoned their pueblos.

Or, at the very least, we're responsible for the horrible cannibalism that came directly afterward.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cain on November 05, 2012, 07:06:16 PM
You are responsible for early onset male pattern baldness.
You put all the 404 pages on the internet.
You secretly manage the music careers of Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj and Pitbull.
ROGER DID WTC.  TWICE.
You are responsible for the Egg McMuffin.
You drank my last beer.
You are that fucking n00b on ME3 coop who keeps trying to melee with the instakill enemies, requiring me to save your ass every 20 seconds, despite having the health, shields and generally survivability of a gnat in a furnace because I spec'd out for maximum damage, not maximum "saving people from their own stupidity".
You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 07:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2012, 07:06:16 PM
You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.

Can they even do that?
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Internet Jesus on November 05, 2012, 07:08:35 PM
Ass Cancer.  There, I said it.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cain on November 05, 2012, 07:09:13 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 05, 2012, 07:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2012, 07:06:16 PM
You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.

Can they even do that?

More than once, even

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/sep/14/dead-humpback-whale-in-thames

You'd think the pollution would kill them before they got too far.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Juana on November 05, 2012, 07:12:11 PM
The Fresno Eddy
Forest fires.
Old people who say "hooked on the drugs"
/tg/
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 05, 2012, 07:15:04 PM
The chemical reaction that makes beer skunk
Cluster flies
When you're straightening up and you move something temporarily and can't find it again? Roger and Nigel moved it somewhere else entirely.
Holist is actually the result of Roger and Nigel being stuck in a time warp and becoming his grandparents.
Roger and Nigel missed that time warp because of Holist, so now Roger and Nigel are responsible for the destruction of reality.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 05, 2012, 07:19:46 PM
Roger and Nigel installed the little mind-wiping devices into everyone's doorframes, thus creating the so-called "psychological phenomenon" that causes you to forget what you came into the kitchen for.

Roger and Nigel directly and personally conspired to make me stop posting on PD.com. Look what they made me do.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 07:20:27 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 05, 2012, 07:19:46 PM
Roger and Nigel installed the little mind-wiping devices into everyone's doorframes, thus creating the so-called "psychological phenomenon" that causes you to forget what you came into the kitchen for.

Roger and Nigel directly and personally conspired to make me stop posting on PD.com. Look what they made me do.

It's your avatar.  It gives me the wobblies.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 05, 2012, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 05, 2012, 07:20:27 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 05, 2012, 07:19:46 PM
Roger and Nigel installed the little mind-wiping devices into everyone's doorframes, thus creating the so-called "psychological phenomenon" that causes you to forget what you came into the kitchen for.

Roger and Nigel directly and personally conspired to make me stop posting on PD.com. Look what they made me do.

It's your avatar.  It gives me the wobblies.

Well, okay. That one's TripZip's fault.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 07:21:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2012, 07:09:13 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 05, 2012, 07:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2012, 07:06:16 PM
You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.

Can they even do that?

More than once, even

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/sep/14/dead-humpback-whale-in-thames

You'd think the pollution would kill them before they got too far.

You'd think they'd have to crawl the last few miles.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on November 05, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
Papercuts under the fingernail.
That squirrel who always looks at me sideways.
Cats that don't bury their poop in the litter box.
When you've really been craving a steak so you give in an order one at a restaurant, then when they finally bring it out to you, it's a grilled chicken breast.
Mr. Crazy Asshole has left 6 crazy messages since 1:00. If you're feeling benevolent, tone down the mind lazors a bit so that he gets too drunk to drive. I'm too busy to deal with that shit right now.

Did I mention papercuts under the fingernail?  :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mangrove on November 05, 2012, 07:58:38 PM
SSOOKN officially blames the following on the posters known variously as Roger & Nigel.

(a) Holist*
(b) AKK (though, RWHN may disagree).
(c) Why corporations pay very little tax.
(d) Vegan 'meat substitute' products. Looks like bacon, tastes like hatred.  :argh!:



* I know, kind of meta. You're using mind lazors on him specifically so that he accuses you of mind lazors thereby casting doubt on their existence. Very clever, I have to say.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Luna on November 05, 2012, 08:02:45 PM
TGRR is personally responsible for both back hair and male pattern baldness.  The testosterone he spews from his own dome shames the hair of other men into sliding down their necks and onto their backs.  It's revolting, and should be stopped, and if you spew that shit on my boyfriend I shall be cross.

There has been much posted about the fact that sasquach are rare due to Nigels... hobbies.  It has not, however, been mentioned that the simple fact that the reason that the ancestors humanity learned to climb trees in the first place is that Nigel got her hands on a time machine.  They were trying to ESCAPE. 
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Phox on November 05, 2012, 08:04:04 PM
Rape babies.
Charles Darwin.
Godwin's Law.
Crematoriums next to residential areas.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 05, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
Belgium.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 05, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 05, 2012, 08:29:47 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 05, 2012, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 05, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

the phlegms is what happens after Germany and France suffers a particularly thorough Nigelling. A somewhat unfortunate side-effect, but what can you do? I mean, NOT Nigelling the baguettes and krauts was never an option, was it?
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2012, 08:31:59 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 05, 2012, 08:29:47 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 05, 2012, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 05, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

the phlegms is what happens after Germany and France suffers a particularly thorough Nigelling. A somewhat unfortunate side-effect, but what can you do? I mean, NOT Nigelling the baguettes and krauts was never an option, was it?

But it couldn't last, Waffle.  There were entirely too many Germans running around bow-legged in torn lederhosen, and too many Frenchmen wearing colostomy bags.

So they stopped fighting all the damn time, because that's what was attracting Nigel's attention.

Global War:  Not in NIGEL'S world.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 05, 2012, 09:37:43 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 05, 2012, 07:12:11 PM
The Fresno Eddy
Forest fires.
Old people who say "hooked on the drugs"
/tg/

Hey I LIKE /tg/. :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Luna on November 05, 2012, 09:47:01 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 05, 2012, 09:37:43 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 05, 2012, 07:12:11 PM
The Fresno Eddy
Forest fires.
Old people who say "hooked on the drugs"
/tg/

Hey I LIKE /tg/. :argh!:

SEE??  MINDLAZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Juana on November 05, 2012, 09:48:40 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 05, 2012, 09:37:43 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 05, 2012, 07:12:11 PM
The Fresno Eddy
Forest fires.
Old people who say "hooked on the drugs"
/tg/

Hey I LIKE /tg/. :argh!:
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 05, 2012, 09:54:43 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Also HEY CAINAD'S BACK!!!!

Also, BRB, ruining the world lol
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Richter on November 05, 2012, 10:17:36 PM
If Roger was controlling me, there would be a higher body count.

If Nigel has been puppeting me this whole time I demand a retroactive "Dinner first"
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Aucoq on November 05, 2012, 10:38:03 PM
Roger is the reason why children cry in movie theatres.  On second thought, he's the reason why children cry anywhere.

And welcome back Cainad! :)
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 05, 2012, 11:35:01 PM
ROGER is responsible for...

the beat dropping.
the decline of JELL-O pudding pops.
early voter fraud.
Celine Dion.
unmanned automated drone strikes.
Smart cars.

NIGEL is responsible for...

shirts that hang oddly.
autotune.
late voter fraud.
failed investments.
accupressure.
coin operated park benches.

They are BOTH responsible for...

the disappearance of Amelia Earhart.
Patty Hearst
Patty LaBelle
bonobos.
Newsweek going under.
fraudulent expiration dates.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Signora Pæsior on November 06, 2012, 12:20:00 AM
The Little River Band.
Ingrown hairs/toenails.
Those "$10 each/two for $20" signs people still think are original and/or funny.
Canada.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2012, 06:03:40 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on November 05, 2012, 10:17:36 PM
If Roger was controlling me, there would be a higher body count.

If Nigel has been puppeting me this whole time I demand a retroactive "Dinner first"

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2012, 06:16:53 AM
FACT: oil is not a carbon byproduct of ancient fossils, it's a carbon byproduct of ancient deposits of Roger's body hair. He's immortal, but every once in a while, he loses a bet. Roger is solely responsible for global warming, but not in the way you're thinking; it has nothing whatsoever to do with Vindaloo, and everything to do with last time he lost a bet and had to shave his back. Uncertain of how to handle the massive biohazard threat posed by the trimmings, the DOT lit them on fire in a fiasco reminiscent of Oregon's exploding whale but on a monumental scale, effectively tripling global carbon emissions and sending the planet spiraling into ecological disaster.

The only reason he hasn't done it again is because he enjoys the alternate explanations the White House comes up with. The only reason the White House comes up with alternate explanations is because he's kept every administration since Herbert Hoover in cringing obsequiousness to his every whim with the judicial application of mind-lazors.


Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: dontblameyoko on November 06, 2012, 07:09:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2012, 07:06:16 PM
ROGER DID WTC.  TWICE.

First the one tower, then the other.  (Unless you meant both the thing that happened in the earily 1990s and the thing that happened in the early 2000s.)

Roger and Nigel are responsible for the endangerment of the prairie squid and the tree octopus.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Luna on November 06, 2012, 07:53:19 PM
Nigel is responsible for the existance of spiders.

Roger did scorpions.

This is what happens when the two of them drink too much shitty bourbon and get into contests.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: LMNO on November 06, 2012, 09:17:06 PM
Roger is directly responsible for the MS Office Paper Clip assistant.

As for Nigel, well... One day she just got tired of all those dinosaurs all over the place, you know?
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 06, 2012, 09:19:32 PM
Pandora? She was framed.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 06, 2012, 11:43:40 PM
Nigel and roger cooperated with Net on designing comic sans
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Juana on November 06, 2012, 11:47:54 PM
:lulz:

Nigel is why people text in movie theaters.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mistre on November 07, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
Lemme try...

Roger's mind lazors are the reason you forget where you put your keys/where you left your remote.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2012, 01:24:23 AM
TOO ALLAYOUBASTIDS:

(http://s4.favim.com/orig/48/Favim.com-462223.gif)
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 07, 2012, 01:32:02 AM
ROGER AND NIGEL LEGALIZED THE KILLING OF THE BAYBEEEEEEES BY ABERSHIN

YUO WANT A VACCUUM JOB FROM TAXPAYERS MONEY?

wHY YU SPRED YR LEGS? *RAEP IS FAKE YUO KNOA YUO WANT THE DICK*

THANK ROGIR AND NAIGILE

BRAIN LAZERZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 07, 2012, 01:57:07 AM
Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 08, 2012, 09:50:36 AM
Nigel and Roger have concocted the following atrocities:

- 'Call Me Maybe'

- Spotted Dick in a can

- Donald Trump's sentient toupee

- 'American style' Wagyu beef

- '50 Shades of Grey'

- Mitt Romney's maniacal smarmy grin.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cain on November 08, 2012, 10:05:47 AM
Obama's re-election.  It's called the WHITE HOUSE for a reason.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cain on November 08, 2012, 11:33:01 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 07, 2012, 01:57:07 AM
Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.

:lol:

Well, that certainly sorts out the character reference requirement for my CV.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Suu on November 08, 2012, 01:36:37 PM
That 2" of snow we got yesterday out of sheer spite.

Sure, they may have been responsible for Hurricane Sandy, maybe, but this Nor'Easter? Obviously a plot to punish Providence since we got off easy. This storm just Nigel'd the FUCK out of Providence.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Neil Young cover bands.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 08, 2012, 07:20:52 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 07, 2012, 01:57:07 AM
Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.

CAIN IS A COLD CALCULATING BASTARD WHO DARES TO BE SMART ON THE INTERNET. HORRORS.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Juana on November 08, 2012, 08:58:05 PM
Roger is why people who talk loudly in libraries
Roger was the first person so give a kid a laser pointer and then take them to a movie theater.
Teen Wolf is because of Nigel.
Nigel is the reason Fresno is so small with half million people.
They're both responsible for Cher.

True Blood is because of Roger, though.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 08, 2012, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2012, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 08, 2012, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BULLSHIT.  I AM IN CHARGE OF KENNY LOGGINS TRIBUTE BANDS.  NEIL YOUNG IS 169% PORTLAND.  STOP BEING SO NIGEL ALL THE DAMN TIME.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 08, 2012, 11:51:56 PM
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID THIS? (http://www.realrocknews.com/kiss-the-corporation/)  :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2012, 10:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mitt Romney's Favorite Wife on November 08, 2012, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 08, 2012, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BULLSHIT.  I AM IN CHARGE OF KENNY LOGGINS TRIBUTE BANDS.  NEIL YOUNG IS 169% PORTLAND.  STOP BEING SO NIGEL ALL THE DAMN TIME.

DAMMIT

I HAVE NO RETORT FOR THIS. :crankey:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2012, 01:36:38 AM
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2012, 04:06:45 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2012, 01:36:38 AM
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on November 12, 2012, 04:45:00 AM
One time Nigel thought it would be funny to slip some exlax in Rogers Jack Daniel's. The damage done to New York now numbers in the billions.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 03:28:09 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2012, 01:36:38 AM
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

OH, THE SHAME!


:cry:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 12, 2012, 07:22:10 PM
I don't know who did this, but it strikes me as PD humor. Linky-link. (http://blogs.webmd.com/breaking-news/2012/11/pregnancy-test-reveals-testicular-cancer.html)
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 12, 2012, 09:51:05 PM
Roger and Nigel are the reason there are so few Las Vegas era Elvis Impersonators.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Luna on November 12, 2012, 10:16:15 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 12, 2012, 09:51:05 PM
Roger and Nigel are the reason there are so few MANY Las Vegas era Elvis Impersonators.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 12, 2012, 10:43:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 12, 2012, 10:16:15 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 12, 2012, 09:51:05 PM
Roger and Nigel are the reason there are so few MANY FAT Las Vegas era Elvis Impersonators.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: LMNO on November 13, 2012, 01:07:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 12, 2012, 10:16:15 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 12, 2012, 09:51:05 PM
Roger and Nigel are the reason there are so few MANY Las Vegas era Elvis Impersonators.

:dream:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2012, 05:22:51 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Juana on November 13, 2012, 05:58:01 PM
Ayn Rand.
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: Juana on November 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
They needed a continuous source of lulz and what better than an atheistic, family-is-useless, selfishness-justifying, Russian being worshiped by an enormous number of fundamentalist, family-values, American Christians?
Title: Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 13, 2012, 06:01:31 PM
The failure of Gen. Zod.