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More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....   

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really.... 

Que?

What?

Well you apparently just called me an annoying adult, and seem to think that I'm whining about something.  So I thought I should see if that's accurate.

More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....   































I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really.... 

Que?

...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!

[In fact, I see guys younger than me, and think about them being a better match for my baby sister.]

The only time I squicked about somebody's age was when I was out with a really nice guy...  I'd taken him for considerably older, he'd taken me for younger, and when I saw his driver's license, I had to do some quick math to make sure I wasn't committing a felony.  (He was 19.)  Once I got my heart rate back down from "oh fuck," we wound up seeing each other for months after that... 'til he went away to college.  Lost touch after that.

Yeah, that would be a deal breaker for me. No teens. In fact, I see guys younger than me, and think about them being a better match for my baby sister. So, no.

I don't have patience for immaturity or man-boys. If it means I gotta date someone who's 40, so be it, but I know damn well that won't guarantee maturity either.

I've always been picky, now I'm picky with experience. Dare I ever get married again, that man has to be a saint among sinners. Until then, well, they're all just walking penises anyway. Just some are prettier than others. Really pretty.

ORLY   

TODAY

         i was waiting for my wife and 6 yr old son to return to our kids school, from a field trip. goofed with my daughter, 8 yr old, -  in the meantime. she has some awesome fashion sense. however, it being lunch time and all, segregated (by age/ class) maelstroms were unleashed to get their hot lunches.

FUNNY THING

         was all the teenage girls are openly furries. weird? yeah.

The furries are recruiting children now?! 

Nope, they're recruiting fawn, cubs, kids, pups, kits, and I think tadpoles.

OH SNAP 

Fred almost crossed the line there. 

Almost.

It's good that someone outside of striking distance did it.  You remember the last one we had to clean up.

I wonder if they'll ever think to do solar power out here.

It's too bad they haven't figured out how to create electricity out of weird.

They passed the Cape Wind project.  America's first off shore wind platforms will be on Nantucket sound.  It's expected to bring 40,000 jobs over ten years, and a major staging ground for the whole project will be my hometown!

Now all they need to do is build the commuter rail connection between Boston and New Bedford and my city will be significantly less of a shithole!

[It's like, "Wear a crash helmet 24/7 and lick windows. When people think you're retarded, chuckle inwardly."]

The problem isn't that the Satanic Bible is disagreeable...it's that it is disagreeable and crap in exactly the kind of way you'd expect from a small time grifter doing a take off of Ayn Rand (who herself was a small-time grifter doing a take off of Nietzsche and Aristotle, and failing badly).

If you've got time to waste to read crap, knock yourself out.  I wouldn't bother though, when you can just read the people they were trying to emulate, who were both far more amusing and intelligent than they themselves could ever hope to be.

I have to agree: the book made little sense to me. I couldn't understand how LaVey was able to say "The satanic truth is there IS no god and you should just do whatever you want with reckless abandon...but you should worship Satan too." I mean, that's kinda what we do here except for us, it's a big joke.

The idea is basically: "Freak out the squares with baphomet heads, if they're too dumb to  realise you don't literally worship Satan, when you've deliberately set out to make it appear that you worship Satan, they're beneith you're obviously superior intellect."

It's as stupid as that. It's literally that stupid.

It's like, "Wear a crash helmet 24/7 and lick windows. When people think you're retarded, chuckle inwardly."

Jimmy Corrigan the Smartest Kid on Earth

I REALLY believe that this thread is somehow a magical turd magnet.

Fuck's sake.  It's a good idea for a thread, it had a few good discussions, and yet here it remains, pulling in turd comets from as far as the horsehead nebula.

Dartmouth Fett wants him and I to dress the part of "press" on Saturday. Complete with fedoras with little press tags on them.

Nerds. WE'RE ALL FUCKING NERDS.

You'll have to refer to yourselves as "newspapermen."

Thanks RWHN, you made yet another "LINK TO SOMETHING AWESOME" thread worthwhile.

ATTN:  Chocolate Starfish THERE ARE FUCKING LIKE 14 OF THESE ALREADY.

It did feel a bit rushed, between all the characters.  They covered quite a bit of ground with the first episode though, so I feel like it might allow for some time for the more intense moments as the season goes on.

Also, Daenerys.   

Sorry everyone, turns out I won't be able to make it, something* came up.



*3119 miles