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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 04:56:47 AM

Title: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 04:56:47 AM
In the past few months I've been doing some intense reflection on myself, my life, and especially my generation. During this time I've gone on and off through habitual marijuana use, experimented with a variety of new cutting-edge psychedelics, and had a deep religious experience at a parish-ran retreat. I've met new friends and have had more adventurous and educational experiences. Many things have come to pass in the past three months and I came to many interesting conclusions along the way. Some of which should be herd at this forum. Please note that this isn't directed towards anyone specific at this forum, I just hope it benefits anyone who can relate to it.

Throughout my life, I've met many people who could be classified in the alternative, non-conformist, idealist crowd. I didn't realize it at the time, but there are certain characteristics that this group tends to have in common, some are good and some are bad. The bad characteristics are the ones that make them weak. Many of these "idealist" are just that, they only conceive all these wonderful ideas and concepts, but never have the courage or motivation to ACT on them or apply them to the real world. They live a sheltered life but are exposed to esoteric ideas through the internet and the local Barns and Noble/ Borders. This is how I was/am, but I'm slowly pushing myself to make the transition into actual application of whatever concepts I find exciting and beneficial. Many involved in the occult, discordianism, psychedelic therapy, alternative philosophies, and counter-cultural ideas fantasize about spreading these ideas to the masses or even living them themselves. In the meantime they waste away at a computer screen and get fat. Enough fantasizing, enough dreaming, enough jacking off to the anarchist cookbook...A solution can only come through real action. 

Another characteristic I found interesting and somewhat discouraging is that many of these people are still dependent on someone financially, or they really suck with their own money. This gives them more time at the computer and more time to discuss Nietzsche and Leary over a Vanilla Frapacino at Starbucks. This skews their vision of the world and they never learn the fact that some people need to provide the basic needs for their family before they can begin to question their belief system, or spend time broadening their perspectives on some kick ass LSD. The way our current society operates allows them to become even lazier. They can avoid store clerks and going outside by ordering books, groceries, appliances and even drugs(legal, prescription, medical, etc.) off the internet. Even when exercising they can avoid the outdoors with treadmills (which do 50% of the work for you) and stair masters, both of which are often positioned in front a big TV. They miss the beauty of nature and instead experience the artificial glamor and drama of television.

It makes me sad and ashamed when I see the resources we have at our disposal. The advancements in communications, media, and understanding of the world in general should inspire us explore our universe, open our minds, and deepen our learning of love and compassion, the greatest gift to the human race. BUT NO, instead our society focuses most of its technology and mind power on making things easier for people, and we've fallen for the ultimate product hook, line, and sinker. Consumerism and the quest for self-satisfaction is no longer a curse among the rich, it's an addiction that has my entire generation by the balls. Comradely, brotherhood, and the well-being of the human race have turned from anceint societal expectations, to coffee shop fancies. The greatest aspect of being human is experiencing the power and connection when opening yourself to a fellow human being, whether it be a brief exchange of opinion or a deeply compassionate relationship. The act of connecting is becoming more and more absent as time progresses. 

I feel humanity is nearing the breaking point, the brink. We're either going to implode ourselves through materialism, brutal consumerism, and the lack of intimate communication; or we're going to come to some sort of realization, a reckoning in which the flaws of our current way of living present themselves clearly along with the many available paths to their solutions. A shift in thought will occur and not only the preservation, but the future happiness of our predecessors as well, will be insured. This is the ultimate goal and perhaps the final evolution, the progression that signals the end of the human experiment. aquarians

To achieve, we must act, and we must act from the heart.


-The Mad Doctor, March 23, 2007


Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2007, 07:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 04:56:47 AM
In the past few months I've been doing some intense reflection on myself,

my life,

and especially my generation.

During this time I've gone on and off through habitual marijuana use,

experimented with a variety of new cutting-edge psychedelics,

and had a deep religious experience at a parish-ran retreat.

To achieve, we must act, and we must act from the heart.



In order:

Win, win, lose, lose, lose big, lose like a bastard, and what does all this have to do with Black peoples?
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Cramulus on March 24, 2007, 01:13:03 PM
Good rant, Cow Ass. Generally speaking, I agree. Lots of idealists never leave the couch. Never put these ideas into effect. But we idealists lack a broad-scale medium to interact with the populous we want to save/destroy. There's very few avenues to change the world in nontraditional ways. I mean, there's the internet, which I do think we are rocking, but but else?

Personally, I've taken up the fight through handing out pamphlets. I love handing out pamphlets and putting up flyers. I know I'm not doing anything huge, but I am affecting my daily environment and there's something to be said about that.

There's a great passage in the BIP about how we can't change the machine, but we can start at the bottom level, rearranging its component parts bit by bit. Until I figure out a way to work larger than that, my mission remains to make my world a bit more casual, a bit less serious, by doing something other than what all those other guys are doing.

It's a start, no?
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 24, 2007, 05:50:27 PM
Fuck idealism. Idealism is for pussies who think all the problems of the world are:

a) solvable

b) worth solving

c) caused by anything other than the way they interpret it

You want to start a revolution fine, then start a revolution in your head it's the only place you can make any difference and it's the only place that's worth making a difference. Learn to enjoy the world or you're just wasting perfectly good oxygen.

Yeah, I'm on a crusade. I'm on a crusade to have as much fun as I can before the maggots get me. Spent today kayaking on loch lomond cos that's what flicks my switch, I'll spend tonight getting drunk and watching teevee. You got a problem with that? Fine, enjoy your problem but know this - it's your problem and don't expect me to give a flying fuck about it.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 24, 2007, 06:05:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2007, 07:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 04:56:47 AM
In the past few months I've been doing some intense reflection on myself,

my life,

and especially my generation.

During this time I've gone on and off through habitual marijuana use,

experimented with a variety of new cutting-edge psychedelics,

and had a deep religious experience at a parish-ran retreat.

To achieve, we must act, and we must act from the heart.



In order:

Win, win, lose, lose, lose big, lose like a bastard, and what does all this have to do with Black peoples?

:lulz:

Holding grudges ITT
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Idem on March 24, 2007, 06:20:31 PM
Good rant, DCA.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2007, 06:47:17 PM
Quote from: davedim on March 24, 2007, 06:05:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2007, 07:31:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 04:56:47 AM
In the past few months I've been doing some intense reflection on myself,

my life,

and especially my generation.

During this time I've gone on and off through habitual marijuana use,

experimented with a variety of new cutting-edge psychedelics,

and had a deep religious experience at a parish-ran retreat.

To achieve, we must act, and we must act from the heart.



In order:

Win, win, lose, lose, lose big, lose like a bastard, and what does all this have to do with Black peoples?

:lulz:

Holding grudges ITT

I gotta be me.

Besides, I hate racists.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 24, 2007, 06:51:57 PM
personally I dont like to accuse someone as being racist unless I have lots of evidence
its one of the worse things you could call someone in my book
and i would hate to falsely accuse someone
but DCA's silence on the topic (expecialy the tread roger started last year) isn't helping his case, and of course there are his comments in Kaou Sou's rant which went unanswered
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2007, 06:57:31 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 24, 2007, 06:51:57 PM
personally I dont like to accuse someone as being racist unless I have lots of evidence
its one of the worse things you could call someone in my book
and i would hate to falsely accuse someone
but DCA's silence on the topic (expecialy the tread roger started last year) isn't helping his case, and of course there are his comments in Kaou Sou's rant which went unanswered

Pretty much.  I asked him to clarify his statements about "those people", and he never did.

So I'm gonna assume he's bigoted against Blacks.  :D
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Idem on March 24, 2007, 07:33:17 PM
Let's just assume he feels it would be better if he kept silent on those topics.

And it probably would.  I'll just leave it at that.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 08:06:09 PM
 
Quote from: davedim on March 24, 2007, 06:14:52 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 24, 2007, 05:50:27 PM
You want to start a revolution fine, then start a revolution in your head it's the only place you can make any difference and it's the only place that's worth making a difference. Learn to enjoy the world or you're just wasting perfectly good oxygen.

:mittens:

I attended a few SSY meets a couple of years back when I thought I was some sort of socialist revolutionary.

Then I realized that people who think that way are usually just looking for something to piss and moan about.

I realized that I was that way too.

And that socialism is probably the dumbest idea ever.

I got sick of listening to college students in Che Guevara T-shirts a long time ago.


Oh yes, the college "revolutionaries" are the worse of the bunch. The skinny hippies are good for stealing weed from, though. At least they stop bitching when they graduate.

"Those people" are the ones that fantasize about changing the world, or even their own way of living, but instead prefer the safety of the internet and indoors. They are some of us, and they are the majority of idealist. They either don't know how to act or simply don't want to. A waste of good minds.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 24, 2007, 09:59:37 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 08:06:09 PM
Oh yes, the college "revolutionaries" are the worse of the bunch. The skinny hippies are good for stealing weed from, though. At least they stop bitching when they graduate.

"Those people" are the ones that fantasize about changing the world, or even their own way of living, but instead prefer the safety of the internet and indoors. They are some of us, and they are the majority of idealist. They either don't know how to act or simply don't want to. A waste of good minds.

College skum are at their most annoying when they come back on a major high from some stupid fkin demo or protest or shit-your-pance-in, proclaiming they just changed the world.

Conversely they are fun to poke a couple of days later when it sinks in that they accomplished sweet fuck all  :lulz:

fucking with armchair revolutionaries is like shooting dead fish, in a barrel, with a grenade launcher. Fucking with genuine activists is where the real lulz are.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Idem on March 24, 2007, 11:02:25 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 08:06:09 PM

The skinny hippies are good for stealing weed from, though. At least they stop bitching when they graduate.
1.)  Am I the only one that finds that extremely assholish? 

Quote"Those people" are the ones that fantasize about changing the world, or even their own way of living, but instead prefer the safety of the internet and indoors. They are some of us, and they are the majority of idealist. They either don't know how to act or simply don't want to. A waste of good minds.
2.)  'Fraid that doesn't make any sense...
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on March 25, 2007, 02:59:13 AM
Quote from: Idem on March 24, 2007, 11:02:25 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 08:06:09 PM


Quote"Those people" are the ones that fantasize about changing the world, or even their own way of living, but instead prefer the safety of the internet and indoors. They are some of us, and they are the majority of idealist. They either don't know how to act or simply don't want to. A waste of good minds.
2.)  'Fraid that doesn't make any sense...

Yes it does, I described the people I mean when I say "Those people."
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 25, 2007, 03:11:22 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 25, 2007, 02:59:13 AM
Yes it does, I described the people I mean when I say "Those people."

Black peoples?

Sorry but I couldn't help myself...
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Idem on March 25, 2007, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 25, 2007, 02:59:13 AM
Quote from: Idem on March 24, 2007, 11:02:25 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 08:06:09 PM


Quote"Those people" are the ones that fantasize about changing the world, or even their own way of living, but instead prefer the safety of the internet and indoors. They are some of us, and they are the majority of idealist. They either don't know how to act or simply don't want to. A waste of good minds.
2.)  'Fraid that doesn't make any sense...

Yes it does, I described the people I mean when I say "Those people."
Oh.

I was referring to something completely different.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Idem on March 25, 2007, 03:41:54 AM
And wtf is up with the above?  I have NO quote code on that thing.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 04:59:08 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 24, 2007, 08:06:09 PM
Quote from: davedim on March 24, 2007, 06:14:52 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 24, 2007, 05:50:27 PM
You want to start a revolution fine, then start a revolution in your head it's the only place you can make any difference and it's the only place that's worth making a difference. Learn to enjoy the world or you're just wasting perfectly good oxygen.

:mittens:

I attended a few SSY meets a couple of years back when I thought I was some sort of socialist revolutionary.

Then I realized that people who think that way are usually just looking for something to piss and moan about.

I realized that I was that way too.

And that socialism is probably the dumbest idea ever.

I got sick of listening to college students in Che Guevara T-shirts a long time ago.


Oh yes, the college "revolutionaries" are the worse of the bunch. The skinny hippies are good for stealing weed from, though. At least they stop bitching when they graduate.

"Those people" are the ones that fantasize about changing the world, or even their own way of living, but instead prefer the safety of the internet and indoors. They are some of us, and they are the majority of idealist. They either don't know how to act or simply don't want to. A waste of good minds.

But what about the Black peoples?
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 04:59:32 AM
Quote from: davedim on March 25, 2007, 03:11:22 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on March 25, 2007, 02:59:13 AM
Yes it does, I described the people I mean when I say "Those people."

Black peoples?

Sorry but I couldn't help myself...

Yep.  That's who he was talking about.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 19, 2012, 09:23:51 AM
Bump, in a self-righteous sort of sense.

Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2012, 02:55:04 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 19, 2012, 09:23:51 AM
Bump, in a self-righteous sort of sense.

5 years of butthurt, and we STILL think you're a racist piece of trash.

Imagine that.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Hey Cow Ass, care to define your opinion on black people?
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: President Television on September 20, 2012, 05:23:38 AM
Yes, do tell. I'm sure Nigel would be FASCINATED to hear your opinion.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:08:18 AM
I LOVE and HATE everyone equally. Both are essential, sometimes. Stereotypes are nothing but an uninformed and boring form of hate, just as "common attributes" are a non-affectionate and inadequate , and therefore ultimately false, form of love.

Sometimes people don't know this, I was and sometimes still am one of them.

But as for as being a racist, no, not any longer. I voted for Obama and, according to my calculations, that means I'm free of any pre-vote racist wrong doing. As for any post-vote racists remarks, intentional or not, I am totally guilty for. At least until I clear my record, when I vote O again. Then, for the 2016 election, I'll either have to spend my millions supporting another black candidate if one doesn't emerge naturally or, God Forbid, I may actually have to stop saying stupid shit. 
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 08:26:33 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:08:18 AM
I LOVE and HATE everyone equally. Both are essential, sometimes. Stereotypes are nothing but an uninformed and boring form of hate, just as "common attributes" are a non-affectionate and inadequate , and therefore ultimately false, form of love.

Sometimes people don't know this, I was and sometimes still am one of them.

But as for as being a racist, no, not any longer. I voted for Obama and, according to my calculations, that means I'm free of any pre-vote racist wrong doing. As for any post-vote racists remarks, intentional or not, I am totally guilty for. At least until I clear my record, when I vote O again. Then, for the 2016 election, I'll either have to spend my millions supporting another black candidate if one doesn't emerge naturally or, God Forbid, I may actually have to stop saying stupid shit.

I got no patience for this shit.

Can you post as if you respect other people here, or are you so egotistically entrenched in being "outlandish" that everything you say will need a translator and/or more work than it's worth?
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:26:33 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:08:18 AM
I LOVE and HATE everyone equally. Both are essential, sometimes. Stereotypes are nothing but an uninformed and boring form of hate, just as "common attributes" are a non-affectionate and inadequate , and therefore ultimately false, form of love.

Sometimes people don't know this, I was and sometimes still am one of them.

But as for as being a racist, no, not any longer. I voted for Obama and, according to my calculations, that means I'm free of any pre-vote racist wrong doing. As for any post-vote racists remarks, intentional or not, I am totally guilty for. At least until I clear my record, when I vote O again. Then, for the 2016 election, I'll either have to spend my millions supporting another black candidate if one doesn't emerge naturally or, God Forbid, I may actually have to stop saying stupid shit.

I got no patience for this shit.

Can you post as if you respect other people here, or are you so egotistically entrenched in being "outlandish" that everything you say will need a translator and/or more work than it's worth?

Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever. I keep coming back here is because it's the preeminent discordian forum on the interweb. No other forums have the same amount of activity, plus I sort of grew up here. I have my reasons for consistently coming back, but I'll explain those in a different thread. 

The previous post is serious as well, at least until my reasons for voting blue in '08.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 21, 2012, 09:16:47 AM
Wait, I voted Green. The leader at the time was gay but the representitive was a woman. So is it gays or women that I'm allowed to slag off by virtue of my egalitarian voting record?
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Sano on September 21, 2012, 02:56:17 PM
Hey, what's up with people reviving these old threads lately? Is this some sort of zombie apocalypse thing?
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Sano on September 21, 2012, 02:56:17 PM
Hey, what's up with people reviving these old threads lately? Is this some sort of zombie apocalypse thing?

Yes, but it's the kind of zombie apocalypse that never really takes off so it just limps along for years.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2012, 05:54:34 PM
Much like the zombies themselves.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 07:04:17 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:08:18 AM
I LOVE and HATE everyone equally. Both are essential, sometimes. Stereotypes are nothing but an uninformed and boring form of hate, just as "common attributes" are a non-affectionate and inadequate , and therefore ultimately false, form of love.

Sometimes people don't know this, I was and sometimes still am one of them.

But as for as being a racist, no, not any longer. I voted for Obama and, according to my calculations, that means I'm free of any pre-vote racist wrong doing. As for any post-vote racists remarks, intentional or not, I am totally guilty for. At least until I clear my record, when I vote O again. Then, for the 2016 election, I'll either have to spend my millions supporting another black candidate if one doesn't emerge naturally or, God Forbid, I may actually have to stop saying stupid shit.

Fucking wankery, ITT.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.

Prediction:  He will do so, and then before the end of the post, he'll say something "ironic" or "sarcastic" which will defeat the statement he just made.  Rinse, repeat.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 07:51:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.

Prediction:  He will do so, and then before the end of the post, he'll say something "ironic" or "sarcastic" which will defeat the statement he just made.  Rinse, repeat.

Since when did Sarcastic and Ironic have to be quoted for emphasis around these parts. Thought that was sort of thing.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 08:41:22 AM
Actually, I will make a discordian Podcast, or "Youtube Spot" of my own. The only reason I shall do this is because I am drunk right now, and I DO consider promises made on these boards BINDING. But the REAL reason is because I just saw the GRR had actual podcasts, and showed his REAL SELF on the web. I did not know this until recently. 

If someone on the Web rebukes me so harshly-or rather- Consistently, while actually showing his RL face on the e-tubes than, I am, by the New tech-rules of NeoMedieval Chivalry, obliged to do the same.

Within 35 days, I shall have posted a video revealing my TRUE FACE, and my words and thoughts on various issues, complaints, truths, fucks, shits, ikes, and other shit.

35 days.

That is my promise. And you know what, I'm going to EXTEND this offer to all on these forums, veterans of PD and Passing Strangers alike. Show your TRUE FACE on the internet. In a spiritual sense this means revealing your soul to the world, in a practical sense it means posting a web video, at least 23 seconds long, in which your face is lit enough for the world to recognize(like seriously, no art-house noir bullshit), while you tell the people what your internet handle is.

I will do this myself within 35 days, and thus is the deadline I offer to others participating in this experiment.

Everyone think about what has been said on the Web by people you'll never know, and realize the valor in giving up your internet anonymity.

35 DAYS!

CAN YOU DO IT!?



Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Sano on September 22, 2012, 01:42:02 PM
1. This doesn't make any sense

2. See if I care
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2012, 04:36:59 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 07:51:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.

Prediction:  He will do so, and then before the end of the post, he'll say something "ironic" or "sarcastic" which will defeat the statement he just made.  Rinse, repeat.

Since when did Sarcastic and Ironic have to be quoted for emphasis around these parts. Thought that was sort of thing.

Only morons quote for emphasis. That's not what quotation marks mean. And Castro's no moron.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 07:16:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 07:51:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 21, 2012, 08:31:46 AM
Mam or Sir, the original thread that I bumped was as serious as I've ever been in my life. A couple even gave it some consideration until the thread was turned into how I hate the blak pepluz. I've been sidetracked on that bullshit forever.

Yeah, well, you say ignorant racist shit, it tends to stick.

Yup. People tend not to just forget  that kind of thing. Pretty much the only way to distance yourself from it is to actually admit you were wrong and renounce it. Even then, you can expect to be viewed with a little more suspicion on that point than other people, and that's just the price you pay.

Prediction:  He will do so, and then before the end of the post, he'll say something "ironic" or "sarcastic" which will defeat the statement he just made.  Rinse, repeat.

Since when did Sarcastic and Ironic have to be quoted for emphasis around these parts. Thought that was sort of thing.

Since they weren't being quoted for emphasis, they were being quoted sarcastically.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:18:29 PM
You sarcastically quoted sarcastic. 

Well played.  Golf clap.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 07:19:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:18:29 PM
You sarcastically quoted sarcastic. 

Well played.  Golf clap.

After a while, I go out back and beat the crusty bits of meta off myself with a hammer.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
The crust must grow, Fidel.  He who controls the crust, controls the universe.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
The crust must grow, Fidel.  He who controls the crust, controls the universe.

Aw, fuck.  Now my eyes went neon and glow in the fucking dark.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:09:41 PM
You have evolved.  On the upside, you can see the likely path of the future and have a valid excuse for being a total Shithead.

On the downside, you look like Jabba the Hutt's downs syndrome baby.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2012, 06:20:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:09:41 PM
You have evolved.  On the upside, you can see the likely path of the future and have a valid excuse for being a total Shithead.

On the downside, you look like Jabba the Hutt's downs syndrome baby.

Have you seen the man you're speaking of? That's two upsides.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
I have seen TGRR's videos.  Well, one of them at least.  And that's not totally fair.  He does look at least vaguely human, if you squint a bit.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 28, 2012, 07:19:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
I have seen TGRR's videos.  Well, one of them at least.  And that's not totally fair.  He does look at least vaguely human, if you squint a bit.

And still had the balls to post it on the internet.

Beware of my production value, Cocks.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 28, 2012, 07:59:46 PM
You're a fucking dumbass, doubly so for thinking that posting a video of yourself is some great big fucking deal. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 08:03:29 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2012, 06:20:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:09:41 PM
You have evolved.  On the upside, you can see the likely path of the future and have a valid excuse for being a total Shithead.

On the downside, you look like Jabba the Hutt's downs syndrome baby.

Have you seen the man you're speaking of? That's two upsides.

Your day is coming, hairball.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 08:03:49 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 28, 2012, 07:19:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
I have seen TGRR's videos.  Well, one of them at least.  And that's not totally fair.  He does look at least vaguely human, if you squint a bit.

And still had the balls to post it on the internet.

Beware of my production value, Cocks.

Nobody cares.  Go away.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 28, 2012, 09:15:40 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 28, 2012, 07:19:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
I have seen TGRR's videos.  Well, one of them at least.  And that's not totally fair.  He does look at least vaguely human, if you squint a bit.

And still had the balls to post it on the internet.

Beware of my production value, Cocks.

It better have some goddamn explosions.  Michael Fucking Bay explosions or I want my money back.
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 28, 2012, 09:15:40 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 28, 2012, 07:19:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
I have seen TGRR's videos.  Well, one of them at least.  And that's not totally fair.  He does look at least vaguely human, if you squint a bit.

And still had the balls to post it on the internet.

Beware of my production value, Cocks.

It better have some goddamn explosions.  Michael Fucking Bay explosions or I want my money back.

Check your private messages.  :lulz:
Title: Re: The Mad Doctor, First letter to the Aquarians.
Post by: Da6s on October 05, 2012, 11:40:55 AM
I came here as an aquarius. I'm going to bed confused about what I was expecting. More prophetic horoscopes I suppose.