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Started by Sir Bearington, July 24, 2012, 07:55:55 PM

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Sir Bearington

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:45:18 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

If you want the thread to die, say so and ignore it. Continuing with assbaggery within it will only have the opposite effect.

Im assured that it WILL die eventually, but while its alive i may as well milk it for private lulz

That will not endear you to us. Or at least me. I'd rather you have an honest conversation.

Ok then, the cards are on the table, what do you want to talk about.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:58:47 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:45:18 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

If you want the thread to die, say so and ignore it. Continuing with assbaggery within it will only have the opposite effect.

Im assured that it WILL die eventually, but while its alive i may as well milk it for private lulz

That will not endear you to us. Or at least me. I'd rather you have an honest conversation.

Ok then, the cards are on the table, what do you want to talk about.

At the moment? It's 6 am and I got about 3 hours sleep. I'm only awake because I know if I went back to sleep, I'd be out til 11. So, not a whole lot. I was responding to your posts. You seem to have potential as someone I would have interesting conversations with as long as you're not milking them for personal lulz. Otherwise I'm ok with going with the flow.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Bearington

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:58:47 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:45:18 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

If you want the thread to die, say so and ignore it. Continuing with assbaggery within it will only have the opposite effect.

Im assured that it WILL die eventually, but while its alive i may as well milk it for private lulz

That will not endear you to us. Or at least me. I'd rather you have an honest conversation.

Ok then, the cards are on the table, what do you want to talk about.

At the moment? It's 6 am and I got about 3 hours sleep. I'm only awake because I know if I went back to sleep, I'd be out til 11. So, not a whole lot. I was responding to your posts. You seem to have potential as someone I would have interesting conversations with as long as you're not milking them for personal lulz. Otherwise I'm ok with going with the flow.

Its 11 am here, and Ive been a lazy bugger sleeping in for longer than i usually should, I'm sure i do have potential and i would like to be a more "respectable" member of this community but it will be difficult changing to adapt to a new environment in which shenanigans don't earn you anything.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:58:47 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:45:18 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

If you want the thread to die, say so and ignore it. Continuing with assbaggery within it will only have the opposite effect.

Im assured that it WILL die eventually, but while its alive i may as well milk it for private lulz

That will not endear you to us. Or at least me. I'd rather you have an honest conversation.

Ok then, the cards are on the table, what do you want to talk about.

At the moment? It's 6 am and I got about 3 hours sleep. I'm only awake because I know if I went back to sleep, I'd be out til 11. So, not a whole lot. I was responding to your posts. You seem to have potential as someone I would have interesting conversations with as long as you're not milking them for personal lulz. Otherwise I'm ok with going with the flow.

Its 11 am here, and Ive been a lazy bugger sleeping in for longer than i usually should, I'm sure i do have potential and i would like to be a more "respectable" member of this community but it will be difficult changing to adapt to a new environment in which shenanigans don't earn you anything.

Oh, they do. It's just the way you were carrying on.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Bearington

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:58:47 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:45:18 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

If you want the thread to die, say so and ignore it. Continuing with assbaggery within it will only have the opposite effect.

Im assured that it WILL die eventually, but while its alive i may as well milk it for private lulz

That will not endear you to us. Or at least me. I'd rather you have an honest conversation.

Ok then, the cards are on the table, what do you want to talk about.

At the moment? It's 6 am and I got about 3 hours sleep. I'm only awake because I know if I went back to sleep, I'd be out til 11. So, not a whole lot. I was responding to your posts. You seem to have potential as someone I would have interesting conversations with as long as you're not milking them for personal lulz. Otherwise I'm ok with going with the flow.

Its 11 am here, and Ive been a lazy bugger sleeping in for longer than i usually should, I'm sure i do have potential and i would like to be a more "respectable" member of this community but it will be difficult changing to adapt to a new environment in which shenanigans don't earn you anything.

Oh, they do. It's just the way you were carrying on.

Duly noted.

Freeky

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:58:47 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:45:18 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

If you want the thread to die, say so and ignore it. Continuing with assbaggery within it will only have the opposite effect.

Im assured that it WILL die eventually, but while its alive i may as well milk it for private lulz

That will not endear you to us. Or at least me. I'd rather you have an honest conversation.

Ok then, the cards are on the table, what do you want to talk about.

At the moment? It's 6 am and I got about 3 hours sleep. I'm only awake because I know if I went back to sleep, I'd be out til 11. So, not a whole lot. I was responding to your posts. You seem to have potential as someone I would have interesting conversations with as long as you're not milking them for personal lulz. Otherwise I'm ok with going with the flow.

Its 11 am here, and Ive been a lazy bugger sleeping in for longer than i usually should, I'm sure i do have potential and i would like to be a more "respectable" member of this community but it will be difficult changing to adapt to a new environment in which shenanigans don't earn you anything.

You keep saying that but there isn't any evidence of it. So shit or get off the pot, boyo.

Sir Bearington

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 26, 2012, 04:26:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:58:47 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:45:18 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

If you want the thread to die, say so and ignore it. Continuing with assbaggery within it will only have the opposite effect.

Im assured that it WILL die eventually, but while its alive i may as well milk it for private lulz

That will not endear you to us. Or at least me. I'd rather you have an honest conversation.

Ok then, the cards are on the table, what do you want to talk about.

At the moment? It's 6 am and I got about 3 hours sleep. I'm only awake because I know if I went back to sleep, I'd be out til 11. So, not a whole lot. I was responding to your posts. You seem to have potential as someone I would have interesting conversations with as long as you're not milking them for personal lulz. Otherwise I'm ok with going with the flow.

Its 11 am here, and Ive been a lazy bugger sleeping in for longer than i usually should, I'm sure i do have potential and i would like to be a more "respectable" member of this community but it will be difficult changing to adapt to a new environment in which shenanigans don't earn you anything.

You keep saying that but there isn't any evidence of it. So shit or get off the pot, boyo.

I'm trying to shit but most of it is getting tangled up in asshairs and is excruciatingly painful.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

Well then, I guess there's no need for me to continue reading or replying to your posts. Bye.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Bearington

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

Well then, I guess there's no need for me to continue reading or replying to your posts. Bye.

Ta, ta!

Sir Bearington

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Apologies for the whole trolling and dumb arguement, i just want this thread to die really and be a buried relic of what was once trollbear and detatch it from myself.

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
His point seems to be that by taking Nature's terms and doing what Nature directed with them, humanity has violated Nature's terms and is therefore inferior to all other animals.

Yes, finally someone can decipher my mindless babbling behind a real point, thats what i am getting at.

Well then, I guess there's no need for me to continue reading or replying to your posts. Bye.

Come back, i miss your ignorant ranting.  :sad:

Oh wait it was me who was being ignorant, figures.

P3nT4gR4m

So let me get this straight, a human being is weaker than a tiger so, without the internets and the AK47, we would be extinct, right? Just like the rabbit and the duck and the slug and weasel and...

Well, fuck it then, I'm going to sell my i-Pad to a chimpanzee

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 03, 2012, 07:58:32 AM
So let me get this straight, a human being is weaker than a tiger so, without the internets and the AK47, we would be extinct, right? Just like the rabbit and the duck and the slug and weasel and...

Well, fuck it then, I'm going to sell my i-Pad to a chimpanzee

Don't. Those bastards will rip you off.
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The first several pages of this thread are priceless.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:11:43 PM

Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 09:08:02 PM
Animals should be eating us left right and centre because essentially, humans are weak save only thier intellectual capacity.

Well, that and our innate viciousness, ability to throw rocks, and capacity to run all damn day until the antelope keels over from exhaustion.

We are the weaponized ape, the best hunters and fighters ever born, the only proof of which I need offer is that we have the leisure time to have this conversation.

Look, human's arent all that special, you are disillusioned to the fact we are the best fighters and therefore the most able and best in general, a chimpazee is way stronger, vicious and can throw rocks and use simple tools aswell as co-ordination in attacking and can outrun a human. A primitive ape runs rings around "weaponized" brainy ape.
Simple tools being the operative word. Given sufficient warning a human can beat a chimpanzee as handily as Indiana Jones can win a swordfight
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#164
Will it be possible to make a transgenic modification out of all humans and add wings or gills? Also make it compulsory for everybody. Imagine if all humans could have wings, gills or be amphibious. Take the wing, gill or amphibious gene from an albatross, fish or frog/toad and add it into the human genes. There, why do they refuse to try that?

Imagine all humans with wings being able to fly around skyscrapers, even go inside them without taking the bottom entrance. Fly straight to your bank or work and etc.