Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle

[evangelikevin]

Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

[hooplala]

My father enjoys the music of Leon Redbone. 

Horrific upbringing is rather subjective.  Do what I do: drink a lot, learn to ignore, but nod now and then... to be polite.

[evangelikevin]

I'm not old enough to drink. Will retreating into my own mental world work?

[yarn]

It's cool - I give you permission to drink.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

My father writes limericks.   

[fomenter]

Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

embrace your upbringing and infiltrate, become a mole for chaos....

[hooplala]

I'm not old enough to drink. Will retreating into my own mental world work?

In a pinch, sure.  But do yourself a favour and go buy yourself a flask... you deserve it.

[Jenne]

How intriguing.  My father works for the government, too.

Course, I bet what he does is infinitely more interesting just because of circumstance.  Currently, he's a cook for the cons who fight fires in California's breadbasket.

I'm totally embracing this aspect of his career history.  It's building our characters and making us stronger.

Of course, it also helps me do what Hoopla describes above:  drink moar...etc.

[East Coast Hustle]

Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

your father works for the Pentagon?

and you are trying to forget this rather than exploit it?

ECH,
not sure what you're complaining about

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My father writes limericks.   

My father sells used fleshlights.   

[Cain]

My father blows up bridges, floods towns and has secretly expanded the power of the Environment Agency to the degree that they can walk onto 1/3 of the private land in the country without a warrant or the owners permission.

[LMNO]

My father works in the White House.

[Cain]

My father works in the White House.

But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

[LMNO]

My father works in the White House.

But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.