Day of Discord: Providence/Boston

[Doktor Howl]

Incidentally, Dimo looks and acts like the smartass New Yorker from Band of Brothers (the one that winds up accidentally shooting himself with a Luger, although I did not witness him doing that.).

Richter, Suu, Cram, and LMNO are exactly what I've expected.  What you see here is what you get.  That's a good thing.  Except when Suu punched me in the balls at the bar.  That kind of sucked a bit.

EoC seemed very nice and calm at first, until he filled himself up with bad Belgian beer and started beating up hipsters.  Then he was amazing.

Cainad spent all his time menacing the locals and making strong men cry, so I didn't really get to know him.

Pope Tom and Nephew Twiddington were quiet, but seemed very nice.

Darth Cupcake ripped me off.  I paid her good money to kick me in the junk and she refused, citing lack of proper PPE.

Eve was also very quiet, but very nice.

Kai was a madman, but I'm not sure what he did, exactly, because he wasn't there.

Who did I miss?

You can't deny that they deserved it.

I immediately regretted not taking your advice and bringing the professor and myself down to Providence the next day, when I promptly crashed my car while on my way driving in the other direction. I shall have to allot more time for hanging out next time.

Cainad,
has learned to listen to the doctor's orders

For real?  Are you okay?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Incidentally, Dimo looks and acts like the smartass New Yorker from Band of Brothers (the one that winds up accidentally shooting himself with a Luger, although I did not witness him doing that.).

Richter, Suu, Cram, and LMNO are exactly what I've expected.  What you see here is what you get.  That's a good thing.  Except when Suu punched me in the balls at the bar.  That kind of sucked a bit.

EoC seemed very nice and calm at first, until he filled himself up with bad Belgian beer and started beating up hipsters.  Then he was amazing.

Cainad spent all his time menacing the locals and making strong men cry, so I didn't really get to know him.

Pope Tom and Nephew Twiddington were quiet, but seemed very nice.

Darth Cupcake ripped me off.  I paid her good money to kick me in the junk and she refused, citing lack of proper PPE.

Eve was also very quiet, but very nice.

Kai was a madman, but I'm not sure what he did, exactly, because he wasn't there.

Who did I miss?

You can't deny that they deserved it.

I immediately regretted not taking your advice and bringing the professor and myself down to Providence the next day, when I promptly crashed my car while on my way driving in the other direction. I shall have to allot more time for hanging out next time.

Cainad,
has learned to listen to the doctor's orders

For real?  Are you okay?

Whoa... what the Dok said.
Obviously if you're posting, you're ok-ish, but are you ok?

[Cainad (dec.)]

For realz.

My trusty, wonderful little Toyota Camry kissed the ass of a very sturdy pickup truck and is now 8 inches shorter in the front. Radiator and A/C are definitely fucked, hood's crumpled, and plastic bumper cover is all torn up, but it seems to be fixable. I got off with a warning for following too closely and was able to complete my journey to NJ (where I got to see Ian Anderson from about 15 feet away).

No damage to myself or the other driver, but I was just starting to settle into a life where I relied on my car on a daily basis.

[Suu]

I blame the use of a GPS in New Jersey.

[Triple Zero]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Old Speckled Hen is pretty good, for an ale.

I said for an ale.

Also, it might not be Scottish, I just only had it in Edinburgh.

It kind of tastes like what you'd get if you'd make flat lukewarm beer out of whiskey.

I dunno, what's the deal with ale.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Old Speckled Hen is pretty good, for an ale.

I said for an ale.

Also, it might not be Scottish, I just only had it in Edinburgh.

It kind of tastes like what you'd get if you'd make flat lukewarm beer out of whiskey.

I dunno, what's the deal with ale.

I think Old Speckled Hen is English.
Ale's good. That's the deal. I like hops in my beer.

[Jenne]

So glad this went off so well, despite Cainad's mishap in his car the next day (glad you're alright, dude!).  Am also jealous of y'all on the East since it seems that us West Coast spags can't seem to congregate all that well...

[Suu]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Old Speckled Hen is pretty good, for an ale.

I said for an ale.

Also, it might not be Scottish, I just only had it in Edinburgh.

It kind of tastes like what you'd get if you'd make flat lukewarm beer out of whiskey.

I dunno, what's the deal with ale.

I think Old Speckled Hen is English.
Ale's good. That's the deal. I like hops in my beer.

Old Speckled Hen is without a doubt the best English draught ale in existence. Prove me wrong.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Old Speckled Hen is pretty good, for an ale.

I said for an ale.

Also, it might not be Scottish, I just only had it in Edinburgh.

It kind of tastes like what you'd get if you'd make flat lukewarm beer out of whiskey.

I dunno, what's the deal with ale.

I think Old Speckled Hen is English.
Ale's good. That's the deal. I like hops in my beer.

Old Speckled Hen is without a doubt the best English draught ale in existence. Prove me wrong.

I will have to scientifically evaluate your assertion by visiting the British Beer Company and meticulously sampling each beer they have. Repeated samples of each beer will be necessary to verify the quality of each as well as remove skewed data resulting from increasing levels of inebriation.

I will then be able to prove you wrong, or prove you right.

I will also need other people to verify my findings.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I blame the use of a GPS in New Jersey.

Probably right, although I hadn't even gotten halfway out of Connecticut at that point.

I am now two-for-two on nearly getting myself killed while en route from CT to NJ. Third time will probably be the charm, so from now on I will only approach NJ by public transit. Fuck that noise.

[Doktor Howl]

Incidentally, lost 2 pounds over that vacation.

Suck it.   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Incidentally, lost 2 pounds over that vacation.

Suck it.   

Boston is pretty walkable, as is Providence.

[Suu]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Old Speckled Hen is pretty good, for an ale.

I said for an ale.

Also, it might not be Scottish, I just only had it in Edinburgh.

It kind of tastes like what you'd get if you'd make flat lukewarm beer out of whiskey.

I dunno, what's the deal with ale.

I think Old Speckled Hen is English.
Ale's good. That's the deal. I like hops in my beer.

Old Speckled Hen is without a doubt the best English draught ale in existence. Prove me wrong.

I will have to scientifically evaluate your assertion by visiting the British Beer Company and meticulously sampling each beer they have. Repeated samples of each beer will be necessary to verify the quality of each as well as remove skewed data resulting from increasing levels of inebriation.

I will then be able to prove you wrong, or prove you right.

I will also need other people to verify my findings.

We are superior to the BBC. In fact, we stole half of their employees. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Old Speckled Hen is pretty good, for an ale.

I said for an ale.

Also, it might not be Scottish, I just only had it in Edinburgh.

It kind of tastes like what you'd get if you'd make flat lukewarm beer out of whiskey.

I dunno, what's the deal with ale.

I think Old Speckled Hen is English.
Ale's good. That's the deal. I like hops in my beer.

Old Speckled Hen is without a doubt the best English draught ale in existence. Prove me wrong.

I will have to scientifically evaluate your assertion by visiting the British Beer Company and meticulously sampling each beer they have. Repeated samples of each beer will be necessary to verify the quality of each as well as remove skewed data resulting from increasing levels of inebriation.

I will then be able to prove you wrong, or prove you right.

I will also need other people to verify my findings.

We are superior to the BBC. In fact, we stole half of their employees. 

I will have to come visit your establishment then