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There's only a handful of you, and you're acting like obsessed lunatics.

I honestly wouldn't want to ever be washed up on the shore unconscious on an island run by you lot.

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#46
Or Kill Me / Aint this some shit?
January 16, 2006, 05:18:10 PM
scary isnt it?
#47
Or Kill Me / Aint this some shit?
January 16, 2006, 04:55:55 PM
Now, Im not much offa ranter so Im gonna just say WTF and let this one speak for its self
#48
Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
January 16, 2006, 12:24:50 PM
hurray!!
#49
Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
January 14, 2006, 12:35:40 PM
I know Im not the great and wonderful B but Im gonna stick my tail in this one...


Any talk of revenge should be carefull talked about outside of here, if something DOES happen to him , this post could be cansidered evidence against you , adn make bella an accomplice...
Tread carefully and maybe an edit is in order,...


as for helping your sister, Ive lit a few of my candles for her
Strength
Angre and Hope

Strength to keep him away
Angre to give her the energy she will need to not go back to him should he try to get her back
and Hope that he will get whats comming to him.

As for you Ive also lit the Balance candle so you can keep a clear head and help your sister out...

Ive got all sorts of other goodies we can talk about for protection and what not for you and your family, so drop me a PM if yu are interested
#50
/me loves this thread
#51
I can stay if you like
#53
Quote from: erotic::sluuuuurp::
>:D  >:D  >:D  >:D
#54
Quote from: Enrico SalazarIs very disturbing.

So, what are octopussies for?
Hmmm
for James Bond movies I think....
#55
moisturizers and fashion of course!!
#56
you aint kidding

sex is like stickin your finger up somebody elses nose!!*



But yeah sadly, sex is how you get babies
I betcha LMNO has some good
ah hem
educational videos that you can watch to get a better understanding of how it works

but you know, L might even have a video that has octopus in it...

Maybe all these years of AMerican education have brainwashed me,,,











*sarcastic - Mal loves the sex, she just wanted an excuse to use that line
#57
Did I miss out on the Ocotopi?
Aw man
that stinks!
and here I thought I hadda have SEX to get pregnant!

I wanna refund!
#58
:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Uhmmmm
yeah
there is a "standard procedure" I guess you could say
uhmm

::squints::
Octopus?

IVe never heard boyfriends called that before, but I guess my man would fit that discription...
During certain times it does feel like hes got 6 exta arms ::evil chuckle::...

but


wait

do you think an Octopus realy brings the baby into the mother or soemthing?

:?:  :?:
#59
Is there something in spacific you wanted to know?
#60
well, I guess in some situations that more than one man might be present, but for me it was just one man...


it was about 5 months ago now