The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.

[Suu]

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Game pieces:



The object of the game is to predict the track of current Atlantic storms and see if you're better than the National Hurricane Center. Points awarded for most creative tracks.

Active Named Storms:

Earl
Fiona

Active Areas of Investigation:

98L, 10% chance of development


Upcoming names:

Gaston
Hermine
Igor
Julia
Karl
Lisa
Matthew
Nicole
Otto
Paula
Richard
Shary
Tomas
Virginie
Walter

Current Cyclonic Activity as per the NHC:



And GO!

[East Coast Hustle]

but how does drinking tie in to it?

[East Coast Hustle]

also, I really hope we get to Hurricane Otto.

[Suu]

It's a hurricane! You should be drinking anyway, no need for a game!



But I say if you had to...

Every 3 hour advisory, take a drink, regardless.

For every mention of the word "millibar" take a drink.

For every fluctuation in wind strength from the previous advisory, take a drink.

If it jumps UP a category, take two drinks.

If it falls back a category, take one drink.

For every yokel they show on the Weather Channel boarding their house, drink the cheapest beer you have in house.

For every shot of Stephanie Abrams doing something stupid (holding onto a lamp post, getting hit with ridiculous wind, and falling over, etc), take 3 drinks.

For every shot of Jim Cantore being awesome and somehow getting less battered than Abrams, take a drink.

If Abrams or Cantore make it to your home town or within 50 miles of, and covers an oncoming storm, drink the whole fucking bottle.

In the event of a direct hit, fill your bathtub with booze and ice and invite your friends over.


A proper Hurricane:

1 oz light rum
1 oz dark rum
2 oz passion-fruit juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 grenadine syrup
A squeeze of limes

Or:

<---has 151.

Look at how skinny I was for Hurricane Charley.

[Rumckle]

Just a few notes:
1. Cram now has control of Hurricane Earl, as he put a mustache on it
2. Florida is tropical and depressing.
3. Unkown to most Americans, Fidel Castro ordered a motor to be attached to Cuba, it was installed earlier this year, now Cuba can move out of the way of tropical storms.

Edit: to fix img tags

[Freeky]

Waitaminnit.

Nicole

I'M GODDESS OF CATASTROPHIC FIRE, WHAT AM I DOIN BEING A HURRICANE?

Be crazy if it was the one that sucked up the oil spill and got lit on fire.

[Suu]

Just a few notes:
1. Cram now has control of Hurricane Earl, as he put a mustache on it
2. Florida is tropical and depressing.
3. Unkown to most Americans, Fidel Castro ordered a motor to be attached to Cuba, it was installed earlier this year, now Cuba can move out of the way of tropical storms.

Fixed.

Also: 

[Eater of Clowns]

Suu your face is on Fall River.  You're probably going to want to wash that vigorously and get it checked out very soon.

[Suu]

It was either the South Shore or Eastern CT, and you know how I feel about CT...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

This is fucking hilarious.

Also, Florida will not be touched for the exact reason Rumckle said- we ARE tropical and depressing.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Waitaminnit.

Nicole

I'M GODDESS OF CATASTROPHIC FIRE, WHAT AM I DOIN BEING A HURRICANE?

Be crazy if it was the one that sucked up the oil spill and got lit on fire.

ACTUALLY FREEKY THAT HURRICANE IS NAMED FOR ME NOT YOU  BACK OF MAH STORM, BETCH!!!

[Doktor Howl]

Waitaminnit.

Nicole

I'M GODDESS OF CATASTROPHIC FIRE, WHAT AM I DOIN BEING A HURRICANE?

Be crazy if it was the one that sucked up the oil spill and got lit on fire.

ACTUALLY FREEKY THAT HURRICANE IS NAMED FOR ME NOT YOU  BACK OF MAH STORM, BETCH!!!

YOUR NAME IS FRED.  NOT NICOLE.  FREDLY NOODLE SMITH, TO BE EXACT.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

MY REALLY REAL NAME IS NICOLE SO THERE 

BESIDES HER NAME ISNT NICOLE, ITS FREEKY!

[Suu]

YOU'RE NAME ISN'T NICOLE. IT'S NICHOLE! 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

THIS DOESNT CONCERN YOU