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Oreo eaters are HERETICS.

Started by Kai, June 26, 2012, 10:26:37 PM

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Triple Zero

Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Doesn't matter, Oreo specifically meant gay pride in this instance, quite explicitly. Save your jokes for when the fundies actually start dissing rainbows in general.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 30, 2012, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Doesn't matter, Oreo specifically meant gay pride in this instance, quite explicitly. Save your jokes for when the fundies actually start dissing rainbows in general.

I can't wait! Rainbows are proof that God supports gay marriage.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 17, 2012, 05:14:49 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 30, 2012, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Doesn't matter, Oreo specifically meant gay pride in this instance, quite explicitly. Save your jokes for when the fundies actually start dissing rainbows in general.

I can't wait! Rainbows are proof that God supports gay marriage.

Indeed!

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz: That is awesome, where did you find it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That's glorious, and Jesus has amazing pecs!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

It's a Jesus I can almost believe in.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division