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Oreo eaters are HERETICS.

Started by Kai, June 26, 2012, 10:26:37 PM

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Kai

That's right. Oreos, in addition to being sinfully full of fat, sugar, and other tasty yet deadly things, are actually SINFUL.

Just look at all these wonderful people saying so.
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FUCK YOU KAI. Now I am craving Oreos. Looks like I'm going to be forced to buy an entire case too, just to offset the stupid on Facebook.
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Freeky

Quote from: Net on June 26, 2012, 11:02:29 PM


D:  Is that on your page?  I can't find anyone being dicks about this. :(

Kai

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Forsooth

If we extend the metaphor a bit, this colorful oreo thing also means that any intentionally multicolored object (more than say, 4 colors) is heresy too.

Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat is heresy.

Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Double rainbow? DOUBLE HERESY! BURN IT WITH TWO FIRES!

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Wow.  :lulz: and  :horrormirth:

I guess it's time for me to go "like" the Oreo page.
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Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

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Forsooth

Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden



Kai

Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Yes, and the very bow that YHWH laid in the heavens after The Flood is also heresy.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

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Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Refraction is a tool of the devil for corrupting Godly white light into satanic colored light.