Revelation Dust

[B23.77]

This is not a revolutionary speech.  This is a blab about dust.  What are you but dust if you do not think, not just for yourselves, but about the universe.  What are you but dust regardless of how you think?  Does a dust speck think, and is that thinking any more important than the way you think.  Someday you will be dust, so make it fun and witty before you become Heavenly like dust.  Think about Christianity, which was programmed to exact karma upon Christians.  Think about eternity, in which dust plays a more important role on earth than Einstein and all his rocket science.  Just try to survive eternity, and you cannot ever fail.  This is not a revolutionary speech.  This is a blab about dust.
-St. B, immortal.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

All Hail Du- *Eris slap* uh ...Discordia!

[Bella]

I like this.....I will never dust my house again......

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

You mean, you used to dust your house before?

[Bella]

Shhh! Don't blow my cover story here.....I used to dust my house....once....long ago when I was a nice little Mormon girl.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Mormon girls are never known to be nice. You're just trying to blow my mind. *coughs* It's kind of dusty in here.

[Bella]

Well, shit...another cover story blown to smithereens.

PS: Not my fault it's dusty in your computer....or wherever "here" is.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Nope. It's dust's fault.

[B23.77]

Mwahahahahahaha!  Megahypersuperduperdust!  Not even Dupont can defeat it!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I propose we use dust in the war against the prairie squid.

[Bella]

I propose we use crop dusters in the war against the prairie squid!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I propose we use crop dusters in the war against the prairie squid!

You are BRILLIANT!!!!!

[Bella]

MU

[B23.77]

Dust is the root of all crop dusters.  

[Bella]

Dust is the root of all.