HEY EVERYBODY IT's FRIDAY NIGHT!

[Richter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESwnuuSd3_0&feature=related

[Freeky]

Boogie woogie woogie.

[Cain]

Brb zapping my-slkfnfkdnvga,m dcp9wqeu'#/.XE

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

"IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH"            "I WANNA TRY THAT!!!"
             /                                                /
                                                    

[Cainad (dec.)]

"IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH"            "I WANNA TRY THAT!!!"
             /                                                /
                                                    

You will, of course, notice that these are all men lining up to be tazed.

[navkat]

It's like the Holy Spirit-ah!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

"IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH"            "I WANNA TRY THAT!!!"
             /                                                /
                                                    

You will, of course, notice that these are all men lining up to be tazed.

Are you trying to say women don't know how to have a good time?

Because I'm pretty sure I saw Janet Jackson in there.

What are you trying to say, pal?

[Luna]

Did...  Did Elmo just taze some bastard in the taint?

And I think that guy at :33 is the voice actor for Chewbacca...

[Cainad (dec.)]

You will, of course, notice that these are all men lining up to be tazed.

Are you trying to say women don't know how to have a good time?

Because I'm pretty sure I saw Janet Jackson in there.

What are you trying to say, pal?

Pretty sure I'm saying exactly the opposite. 


Er, I mean,
I'MA SAYIN' THAT WIMMIN DUN GOT THE BAWLZ TO STAND UP THERE AN' GIT TAZED!
    \

[Luna]

You will, of course, notice that these are all men lining up to be tazed.

Are you trying to say women don't know how to have a good time?

Because I'm pretty sure I saw Janet Jackson in there.

What are you trying to say, pal?

Pretty sure I'm saying exactly the opposite. 


Er, I mean,
I'MA SAYIN' THAT WIMMIN DUN GOT THE BAWLZ TO STAND UP THERE AN' GIT TAZED!
    \

I didn't see YOU going back for seconds of the Weapon X, did I?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HAPPY PASSOVER

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Mazel tov!

I was trying to pay my light bill today and couldn't figure out why the place was closed. Had to go next door and ask. Good Friday. 
If they love Jesus so much it seems like they would call it Bad Friday.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

You will, of course, notice that these are all men lining up to be tazed.

Are you trying to say women don't know how to have a good time?

Because I'm pretty sure I saw Janet Jackson in there.

What are you trying to say, pal?

Pretty sure I'm saying exactly the opposite. 


Er, I mean,
I'MA SAYIN' THAT WIMMIN DUN GOT THE BAWLZ TO STAND UP THERE AN' GIT TAZED!
    \

I KNEW IT! CAINAD IS A SECRET REDNECK MOOSLIM.

[Cainad (dec.)]

You will, of course, notice that these are all men lining up to be tazed.

Are you trying to say women don't know how to have a good time?

Because I'm pretty sure I saw Janet Jackson in there.

What are you trying to say, pal?

Pretty sure I'm saying exactly the opposite. 


Er, I mean,
I'MA SAYIN' THAT WIMMIN DUN GOT THE BAWLZ TO STAND UP THERE AN' GIT TAZED!
    \

I didn't see YOU going back for seconds of the Weapon X, did I?

Not that you SAW...

But you did see me lick the nozzle of a can of mace.

[hirley0]

No