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#3226
Quote from: rygD on January 07, 2010, 11:13:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 07, 2010, 11:10:41 PM
I told you guys Europe doesn't have a handle on this "freedom of religion" thing.

You think over a hundred years of sectarian provoked warfare might've taught us something, but nooooooooooo....

Obviously it isn't a war on religion in France, it is them fighting for equal rights for women.

:troll:
#3227

I use certain tarot card spreads to induce* my state of mind.


*Not "induce" as in incite; "induce" as in induction.
#3228

I recall this started out in schools some years ago, i didnt think they wouldnt accept it even on the streets.

Its very convenient, because its a restriction that doesnt affect all the christian assholes.
#3229
Quote from: Cain on January 07, 2010, 10:10:20 PM
..."man attempts to have sex with a rottweiler" story!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-guilty-of-attempting-to-have-sex-with-rottweiler-1844131.html

QuoteA North Wales man was found guilty yesterday of attempting to have sex with a rottweiler.

Thomas Robert Edwards, 20, who was working at Chester Zoo at the time of the incident, denied the charge of trying to sexually penetrate a living animal.

A neighbour claimed to have witnessed Edwards grab the rottweiler by its hind legs and thrust himself at it for about twenty or thirty seconds. Edwards claimed he had merely been stroking the dog in the backyard, where he had gone to have a smoke and relieve himself.

The witness, Mr Richard Williams, said, "I felt sick. I was shocked. I could not believe what I had just seen."

Mr Williams claimed that Edwards then performed an indecent act on himself.

The court was told that the accused was drunk at the time of the incident, on the 30th of August this year, following a night out with friends in Wrexham. He then went to a party at a house on the outskirts of Wrexham where the offence took place in the early hours of the morning.

Edwards had been working in the catering department at Chester Zoo but had no contact with the animals there.

The court was also told that Edwards had pornography featuring bestiality on his computer, which depicted sexual activity with horses and dogs.

Ok, so that means he usually only goes after non-living animals?

And its a good thing that news reporters are not keen on innuendos and word play, not at all.
#3230
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
January 07, 2010, 09:17:53 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 07, 2010, 07:22:22 PM
Update your javas?

I did just before trying. Idk, this computer sucks and is infected.

Meh.
#3231

I dont know if i should be insulted by the comparison to Daruko.

Go ahead and check, im not him.
#3232
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 06:08:27 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 07, 2010, 05:49:42 PM

Yes, use your fists and not your mouth.

-JohNyx,
  means it for oral sex too.

Hey, Johnny...why are you picking fights?  I'm just curious.

And im not picking fights.

I have been posting more recently and things that actually have more meaning and value to me, so when i run into racists like Da6s i feel compelled to oppose it, or when i feel im being told to STFU i respond agressively.

Other than that, i dont think i have stirred much shit; even so, notice how i tiptoed around Richter trying to not invoke agression and was done more so ok.
#3233
This-

Quote from: JohNyx on January 07, 2010, 05:49:42 PM

Yes, use your fists and not your mouth.

-JohNyx,
  means it for oral sex too.

was a joke in response to:

Quote from: RichterWE'RE ALL TOO WEIRD TO EVER COMMUNCIATE WITH EACH OTHER!
            OUR DIFFERENCE DOOMS US TO INEVITABLE FAILURE!

In which i meant that seeing how communication is not possible, we should just resort to violence and confrontation to prove our own points.

And i metaphorically extended the "not communicating/shutting up/not using your mouth" to never using your mouth even for situations that require it, such as oral sex, and implyied that if you have oral sex with someone, you should either fist their vagina or punch their dicks.
#3234

Yes, use your fists and not your mouth.

-JohNyx,
  means it for oral sex too.
#3235

Because im telephatic and know what you mean when you type ambiguous phrasings.

Sorry.
#3236
Quote from: Khara on January 07, 2010, 05:02:33 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 07, 2010, 04:47:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 07, 2010, 04:43:14 PM
Potato - potato.....

The real question to me is "Why give a flying fuck?"

If you are happy with you fuck them.  

If you aren't happy, change what you can and deal with the rest.  It may not be fun, but it's usually better than the alternative.

If you dont give a "flying fuck", then why "fuck them" if you are so indifferent indeed?

Oh ok, ill change to fit in, and "spread em" for what i cant change. Yeah, because only pussies are themselves.

Grow the fuck up.

Christ on a crutch, bitch moan and whine because you're weird and they don' like you.  You took what I said and turned it around.  I didn't say change to fit in you stupid fuck, I said change to be happy.  LEARN TO FUCKING READ.  If you can't change it and be happy, then deal with it, or choose your route and whine like a little fucking bitch.  Grown ups have to deal with shit every fucking day that they don't like and can't change.  IT IS CALLED LIFE!

Pussies aren't themselves, it takes a lot of strength to be yourself.

There is no fucking normal because every single person has their own definition of what is normal.

We're all weird!  Or we're all normal.  It depends on the day, time, and what the fuck your doing.

Yea, because obviosly having a discussion of what is normal is whining like a little bitch.

And we should all bow down to Queen Khara when she decides to stomp in and tell us to stop talking about non-sense.
#3237
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 05:13:04 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 07, 2010, 05:11:43 PM

Maybe we all should shut the fuck up.

Because obviously discussing about the processes of social stigmatization that affect us all in some form or other are not important.

And God forbid im a psychology student and i have interest in the subject, instead of living out a confrontational attitude with anyone that doesnt think like me.

What's the root word of "discordianism", Johnny?

Its disco  :argh!:
#3238

Maybe we all should shut the fuck up.

Because obviously discussing about the processes of social stigmatization that affect us all in some form or other are not important.

And God forbid im a psychology student and i have interest in the subject, instead of living out a confrontational attitude with anyone that doesnt think like me.
#3239
Quote from: LMNO on January 07, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 07, 2010, 04:47:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 07, 2010, 04:43:14 PM
Potato - potato.....

The real question to me is "Why give a flying fuck?"

If you are happy with you fuck them.  

If you aren't happy, change what you can and deal with the rest.  It may not be fun, but it's usually better than the alternative.


If you dont give a "flying fuck", then why "fuck them" if you are so indifferent indeed?

Oh ok, ill change to fit in, and "spread em" for what i cant change. Yeah, because only pussies are themselves.

I think there are some vague terms being tossed around.

The real question to me is "Why give a flying fuck about what other people think?"

If you are happy with who you are, then fuck them that think differently than you.  


Hope that helps.

Why care? Because getting into the narcissistic facade of "fuck everyone, i dont need anyone and it doesnt affect me!" is just overcompensation.

I should go live in a fucking mountain as a hermit, so that nothing that anyone thinks or does will affect me.
#3240
Quote from: Khara on January 07, 2010, 04:43:14 PM
Potato - potato.....

The real question to me is "Why give a flying fuck?"

If you are happy with you fuck them.  

If you aren't happy, change what you can and deal with the rest.  It may not be fun, but it's usually better than the alternative.

If you dont give a "flying fuck", then why "fuck them" if you are so indifferent indeed?

Oh ok, ill change to fit in, and "spread em" for what i cant change. Yeah, because only pussies are themselves.