Celebrities Who Shouldn't Have Musical Careers

Started by Cramulus, January 17, 2012, 03:59:05 PM

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Phox

Quote from: Cramulus on January 17, 2012, 04:32:43 PM
triplezero   you can just HEAR everybody in your thread THINKING "please don't anyone mention the Hoff PLEASE"
triplezero   but, the Hoff


thanks trip



http://991.com/newGallery/David-Hasselhoff-Jump-In-My-Car-375116.jpg

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

Jump in Hasslehoff's car... just make sure he hasn't had like 31 beers.




http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb91/korn33lamb/hasselhoff.gif
http://images.dailyfill.com/cc020152ab774185_aec5b967eb45ac01/o/hasselhoff-cheeseburger.jpg
http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hasselhoff.jpg
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! NSFW! NSFW!
YOU POSTED PICS OF DAVID HASSLEHOFF AND DIDN'T EVEN WARN US! :crankey:

Phox,
Has the.... well, okay, it's not the weirdest boner. But she has it.

Cramulus

#16
COREY FELDMAN

WHY



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cylUp7cRU7s


this shit is really awful

really really awful




then: (on the left)



now:



*shudder*

Dysfunctional Cunt

Oh Cram, what have we done for you to punish us in this way?  :lulz:

Poor Corey, he never got over there not being a Goonies II.

Cramulus

This next post is off-topic, it's a celebrity whose musical career KICKS ASS



Lee released a symphonic metal album about his descendant, Charlemange.

I can't find a better video clip at the moment, so here's the trailer for the opera: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrC8tY-mto

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

WOW!  Ok that almost makes up for Corey and the Hoff......


almost.....  :crankey:

Cain

Opinion is stil divided as to whether Holly Valance's music "career" or her acting "career" or her modelling "career" is the worst of her career moves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppl1OQ3QXVk

It should be noted this is a cover of a song by a very flamboyant and male Turkish musician.  Just to fix that image in your head

Billie Piper's music career was also mercifully short lived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymGtEFFL-K0&feature=fvst

East Coast Hustle

Uhh, you know your "then" pic was of the OTHER Corey, right?

Anyway, I saw Feldman's band once. It was fucking awesome. Not the music, just the fact that I was in a rathole dive club getting wasted and watching Corey fucking Feldman's band.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cramulus

#23
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 17, 2012, 06:16:08 PM
Uhh, you know your "then" pic was of the OTHER Corey, right?

WHOOPS! ah damn, good catch
ETA: Fixed

QuoteAnyway, I saw Feldman's band once. It was fucking awesome. Not the music, just the fact that I was in a rathole dive club getting wasted and watching Corey fucking Feldman's band.

yeah that sounds like a transformative experience that would make you realize every single thing you give a shit about has been a colossal waste of time because you're not Corey Feldman.

East Coast Hustle

About a month or two after that show, Seattle was rocked by an earthquake.

Only one building in the downtown area was so badly damaged that it had to be condemned.

It was the OK Hotel, where Corey Feldman's band had played.

Coincidence? I'll let you decide.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cramulus


LMNO


Cramulus

Ahh! That reminds me how I got stuck in this time vortex to begin with!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWzIzIUZQgs


This is the perfect "rap" video (note the quotes). Macho Man Randy Savage would like you to know that he is your friend. DIG IT! DIG IT!

The best part is the montage of Macho Man hanging out with a bunch of apparently inner city kids, encouraging them, patting them on the back, and explaining that he will be with them always. Like Jesus.

Cramulus

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 17, 2012, 06:50:02 PM
I sometimes can't believe this was really made:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyTuEws9Os

and while we're on Hulk Hogan's musical career:

"I Wanna Be a Hulkamaniac" --- this song presents a positive message of responsibility and morality to today's youth. But I could swear he says "Pasta thoughts and pasta deeds... these are the only things a hulkamaniac needs"