Life in the Age of Dumb, part 5: Nazis never die.

[Rupert Giles]

What sad days are these when passers-by may say 'Opie' to Good Reverend Roger.

Even those of use who sell Bullshit are under stress in these dark times.

WHOA, SON.  THIS REVEREND ROGER AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT ANOTHER OPIE.

CHEF D,
ISN'T IMPRESSED.

He's my Commander-in-Briefs.

YUO 2 DOIN' THE NASTY?

No, but today is Semi-clothed Monday down at headquarters, which I why I'm calling in sick.

[Bella]

Ewwww.........I'd call in sick, too.

[Rupert Giles]

Ewwww.........I'd call in sick, too.

It's not that bad.  It's just there's this chick in HR who's givin' me googly eyes all the time.

[Guido Finucci]

It's not that bad.  It's just there's this chick in HR who's givin' me googly eyes all the time.

Uh. Dude. I don't think that's a chick. Last I checked, Roger didn't have any chicks on the payroll.

[Rupert Giles]

It's not that bad.  It's just there's this chick in HR who's givin' me googly eyes all the time.

Uh. Dude. I don't think that's a chick. Last I checked, Roger didn't have any chicks on the payroll.

HR's not on the payroll.  They show up every day for the sadistic glee they garner from ruining others lives.

[Delusion]

Maybe the best option is expatriation, but somehow I think the rabid nationalism that gave rise to the nazi party in germany wont work here, at least not quietly.

I may be missing what you said, but it sounds to me as if you think Americans aren't rabidly nationalistic.

If so, please excuse me while I give you an incredulous look for as long as it takes my mind to stop boggling.

Yes, many americans are rabidly nationalistic, but there is also a lot of counterculture that exists in america. Its not quite so easy to lump americans into one huge group that can all agree, because its quite the opposite.

So give someone else the silly look.

counterculture in america is manufactured adn packaged by the same folk whos brought you the establishment(tm).

This is the correct answer.

I dont believe that.

It's true.  By the time a counter-culture becomes viable, it has been packaged, marketed, and sold by the very same people that brought you the establishment itself.

=~s/via/visi/, IMO.

[Delusion]

Gotcha.

THAT GUINEA PAL OF YOURS SEEMS TO BE FIXATED ON THA NADS.

IT'S JUST POSSIBLE THAT HE MIGHT HAVE THA GHEY.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS 80% SURE HE HAS THA GHEY.

No, I'm pretty sure he doesn't
have tha ghey.  The ghey is in my
garage, between the milk-crate full
of floopy drives and the barrel
labeled "FLAMMABLE: DO NOT DRINK
WHILE SMOKING".  Or, at least, it
was the last time I checked.

Unless someone took advantage of
the lights being off for the Ritual
and stole it, of course.

[Chef]

Gotcha.

THAT GUINEA PAL OF YOURS SEEMS TO BE FIXATED ON THA NADS.

IT'S JUST POSSIBLE THAT HE MIGHT HAVE THA GHEY.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS 80% SURE HE HAS THA GHEY.

No, I'm pretty sure he doesn't
have tha ghey.  

YOU'RE THE EXPERT.

[Delusion]

Gotcha.

THAT GUINEA PAL OF YOURS SEEMS TO BE FIXATED ON THA NADS.

IT'S JUST POSSIBLE THAT HE MIGHT HAVE THA GHEY.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS 80% SURE HE HAS THA GHEY.

No, I'm pretty sure he doesn't
have tha ghey.  

YOU'RE THE EXPERT.

I am pleased that my expertise is
recognized.  *evil.gryn*

[eighteen buddha strike]

!
No, I do not have thee ghey! All ov thee ghey is belong to thee9

[Wishfarple]

!
No, I do not have thee ghey! All ov thee ghey is belong to thee9

Who are "thee9"?  It sounds like some totally AWESOME, RADICAL, and WITH-IT new PUNK-RAWK group!!!  You know, the kind where everyone's been castrated and had their heads bleached some unnaturally annoying color.  Where they sing about how they're 17 years old, and how school really SUCKS, and all their teachers are SO LAME, and fuck you for taking one look at them and realizing they're at least 25!  Poser!  The ones who wouldn't recognize an actual punk rock group if they were held down and forcefully tea-bagged by one.  

You know, those ones.

thee9 ROCKS!!!!

[eighteen buddha strike]

[sakredchao]

i thought ghey was clarified butter.

i wouldn't show up to partial clothes day either.  stupid clothes.

na-ked hot tub!  na-ked hot tub!




"CHEF DIESEL,
IS 80% SURE HE HAS THA GHEY."

chef, the confessional is over there.  ~~>

[Rupert Giles]

For the last time, that's my bathroom, not the confessional.  And if one more person walks in, start to use the toilet, and starts talking to me while I'm showering, I'm gonna Nuke the apartment (In a manner that involves hotplates and formaldahyde.  Forgive spelling errors:  I've had 3 hours of sleep in the last 3 days -- ah, the life of a delivery boy.)