I HAVE TAKEN SOME LAIL HOSTAGE....

[Payne]

....And hidden it behind some MSPainty squares. If you want to see this lailtastic picture of one of our posters, my demands must be met. Each demand that is met will remove some of the squares, and you will begin to see the unfolding glory of the picture that lies behind.



To begin.....

I demand pics that WOMP has not seen before that can be used to further our aims of WRATH. Either of people we have already, looking even more retarded than they already do in our vaults, or fresh blood!

BRING IT TO ME!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mwahahahahah. Now it is time to use my images of Netaungrot for EVIL!

[Cramulus]

oh my god he's from space





is that a stephen colbert wrist bracelet?

[Payne]

DEAR GAWD!

That is spaggoted all to hell.

My brain can't handle it.

I require moar, however. MOAR!

[Richter]

I GOTS TO KNOW

[Payne]

Sweet merciful fuck!

Did your mother rut with a purebred spag Richter?!

But one more, and this demand will be met.

[Valium Votan]

You really need to see more than Roger's fat head!?!? Gosh, I don't. I almost shat myself.

[Richter]

I give you: the USA's finest Jenkem Palace:

[Payne]

This pleases me.

I will reward you by removing THREE squares. Thats three more than you truly deserve.



My next demand!

Bring me the most exotic pictures that no WOMPer has laid eyes one. I wish to line the walls of my throne room with the most unique works of art.

THEY MUST SING TO MY SOUL!

THEY MUST MAKE ME WANT TO LAUGH TILL I SCREAM, OR FART TILL I SHART!

BRING IT TO ME!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

oh my god he's from space





is that a stephen colbert wrist bracelet?

I am the master

He is the apprentice

I made him wear it, as a sign to the other glassworkers that he is under my protection, and the consequences will be dire should he come to harm.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Mwahahahahah. Now it is time to use my images of Netaungrot for EVIL!

lol Net, you look spaced the fuck out in those pics... what are in those jars behind you?

[Suu]

I give you: the USA's finest Jenkem Palace:

[Payne]

This pleases me.

I will reward you by removing THREE squares. Thats three more than you truly deserve.

My next demand!

Bring me the most exotic pictures that no WOMPer has laid eyes one. I wish to line the walls of my throne room with the most unique works of art.

THEY MUST SING TO MY SOUL!

THEY MUST MAKE ME WANT TO LAUGH TILL I SCREAM, OR FART TILL I SHART!

BRING IT TO ME!

My demands will be met!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You really need to see more than Roger's fat head!?!? Gosh, I don't. I almost shat myself.

Looks like my stalker stepped around Cain's ban (was it Cain or ECH?).

Whoopsie!