I HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUE MEANING BEHIND IT ALL

[Lenin McCarthy]

I'M NOT KIDDING YOU. CLICK HERE (and then "start").

[AFK]

I have no idea what's going on there but he seems like a rather enthusiastic chap.

[EK WAFFLR]

he mentions the Kraken a lot. I had no idea that Holland had huge sponges of millennial growth and height.

[Freeky]

I got lost at the bit with the pillow.

[Phox]

I was distracted by his broken tooth. It was somewhat disturbing. I mean,my teeth are fucked up, but his were pretty nice. Except the one broken one. For some reason, that's a bit more disturbing than having a mouth that looks like a car wreck, ya know?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've always thought that guys with pretty nice teeth but one chipped one are hot. That guy is not particularly hot but if he let me groom him he might be.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Healthy male teeth do tend to get damaged at some point.