BIG MAN PLANS

[LMNO]

When I am rich, the world will be my GAYBAR, and every night will be SATURDAY NIGHT, except Sundays, because Game of Thrones will be on.














It appears I am rich.

[Doktor Howl]

When I am rich, the world will be my GAYBAR, and every night will be SATURDAY NIGHT, except Sundays, because Game of Thrones will be on.














It appears I am rich.

We knew that, moneybags.  I expect a little more tyranny out of the wealthy.

The Jackboots of Fabulousness. 

[Freeky]

I dunno, I like LMNO's brand of tyranny.  A little less vicious, a littl emore FABULOUS!

[Doktor Howl]

I dunno, I like LMNO's brand of tyranny.  A little less vicious, a littl emore FABULOUS!

I was really expecting feather boas.

I mean, STANDARDS, PEOPLE.  WORK WITH ME HERE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I am rich, I will have my own laboratory.

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When Im rich Im going to buy every orphanage in a 100 mile radius and tear it down to make room for a toxic waste dump.

When Im rich Im going to pay TGI Fridays employees to do a surprise birthday song for my ex-boss. On a day that is not his birthday, once every year, always on a different day, for the rest of his natural life.

When Im rich I will use my vast media empire to bring codpieces back into style.

When Im rich Snoop Lions will be declared an endangered species.

When im rich Im going to buy a cargo ship, fill it with McNuggets and send it to Africa to end world hunger.

When Im rich I will buy the rights to classic films and then pay George Lucas to digitally remaster them.

When Im rich Im going to clone the DoDo just so I can deep fry the last one.

When Im rich Im going to set up mobile suicide booths outside of brony conventions.

When Im rich Im going to launch a rocket full of ice cubes into the sun to combat global warming.

When Im rich Im going to buy Jerusalem and turn it into the worlds biggest water park.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hope that when you're rich you will also fund my laboratory.

[Cain]

When I am rich, I will fund a snake lab.

It will be a lab entirely populated by snakes, where humans are experimented on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I am rich, I will fund a snake lab.

It will be a lab entirely populated by snakes, where humans are experimented on.

But who shall genetically engineer the superintelligent snake scientists? This is but one of many reasons someone should fund my research.

[Cain]

Psh, you don't need superinteligent snakes.  They'll just do really simple experiments.

Eventually, we can select those with the most aptitude for breeding, eventually culminating in SCIENCE SNAKES that have an intuitive grasp of emprical methods and approaches.

[Reginald Ret]

When I am rich, I will have my own laboratory.

[EK WAFFLR]

When I'm rich, I'll lobby to outlaw Saturday Night.

[LMNO]

I dunno, I like LMNO's brand of tyranny.  A little less vicious, a littl emore FABULOUS!

[Doktor Howl]

When Im rich Im going to buy every orphanage in a 100 mile radius and tear it down to make room for a toxic waste dump.

When Im rich Im going to pay TGI Fridays employees to do a surprise birthday song for my ex-boss. On a day that is not his birthday, once every year, always on a different day, for the rest of his natural life.

When Im rich I will use my vast media empire to bring codpieces back into style.

When Im rich Snoop Lions will be declared an endangered species.

When im rich Im going to buy a cargo ship, fill it with McNuggets and send it to Africa to end world hunger.

When Im rich I will buy the rights to classic films and then pay George Lucas to digitally remaster them.

When Im rich Im going to clone the DoDo just so I can deep fry the last one.

When Im rich Im going to set up mobile suicide booths outside of brony conventions.

When Im rich Im going to launch a rocket full of ice cubes into the sun to combat global warming.

When Im rich Im going to buy Jerusalem and turn it into the worlds biggest water park.

BIG MAN PLANS!

[Doktor Howl]

When I am rich, I will have heating coils installed on the necks of giraffes.

Because their coffee is cold before it gets to their stomachs.  You never thought about that, did you?  No, you only think of yourselves.