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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 02:46:30 AM

Title: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 02:46:30 AM
http://www.kitv.com/politics/22094469/detail.html

QuoteHONOLULU -- Conservative radio talk host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with chest pains, sources told KITV.

Paramedics responded to the call at 2:41 p.m. at the Kahala Hotel and Resort.

Limbaugh suffered from chest pains, sources said. Paramedics treated him and took him to Queen's Medical Center in serious condition.

I do hope it's nothing trivial.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Kurt Christ on December 31, 2009, 03:18:16 AM
I was scrolling through this forum too fast and blended the top two thread titles into "El Rushbo rushed to face execution." I got my hopes up :(
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:42:08 AM
Unconfirmed report says the fat man has croaked.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 AM
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:48:13 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 AM
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 03:59:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:48:13 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 AM
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.

(http://www.usmletomd.com/tips4match/uploaded_images/fingers-crossed-797258.jpg)
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 04:12:23 AM
Source is garbage, but this is report #2:

http://www.blancadebree.com/index.php/2009/12/rush-limbaugh-dead-at-age-58/
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 04:24:19 AM
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 04:39:25 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 04:24:19 AM
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com

:lulz:

Fucker's still alive.

Maybe he'll linger a bit.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Jenne on December 31, 2009, 04:47:15 AM
DIE FUCKER DIE.




wut?  I hate that dude.  He poisoned my teenaged years.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Jasper on December 31, 2009, 04:54:11 AM
http://beginnorth.com/blog/?p=63

:lulz:
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Jenne on December 31, 2009, 04:56:41 AM

Quote from: Felix on December 31, 2009, 04:54:11 AM
http://beginnorth.com/blog/?p=63

:lulz:

:mittens:  :lulz:
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 31, 2009, 10:39:10 AM
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Cait M. R. on December 31, 2009, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 31, 2009, 10:39:10 AM
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
:mittens:
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM
QuoteLimbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

:crankey:
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Cain on December 31, 2009, 03:51:26 PM
Death rumour was due to Wikipedia editing, apparently.

Chest pains...heart attack due to carrying too much weight, or drug abuse?  Both seem equally plausible.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM
QuoteLimbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

:crankey:

No one ever said life was going to be fair, Roger...
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM
QuoteLimbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

:crankey:

No one ever said life was going to be fair, Roger...

:crankey:

Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:26:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM
QuoteLimbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

:crankey:

No one ever said life was going to be fair, Roger...

:crankey:



You could always pay some street walker over on Miracle Mile to go blow that hospital up. I bet they'd do it cheap.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 05:27:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:26:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM
QuoteLimbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

:crankey:

No one ever said life was going to be fair, Roger...

:crankey:



You could always pay some street walker over on Miracle Mile to go blow that hospital up. I bet they'd do it cheap.

No, all the good bombers are dead.  He'd only burn his nads off and make me look dumb.

HINT:  Those aren't really women, and they're not on Miracle Mile anymore, since the police station opened there.  They are at La Cholla and Roger.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 01, 2010, 12:38:59 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 31, 2009, 10:39:10 AM
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
Just a friendly reminder:

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/12/07/rush-limbaugh-chats-william-shatner

QuoteWILLIAM SHATNER, HOST: Here's my premise, and you agree with it or not. That if you have money, you're going to get healthcare. If you don't have money, it's more difficult.

    RUSH LIMBAUGH: If you have money, you're going to get a house on a beach. If you don't have money, you're going to live in a bungalow somewhere.

    SHATNER: Right. But we're talking about health care.

    LIMBAUGH: What's the difference?

    SHATNER: The difference is we're talking about health care.

    LIMBAUGH: No.

    SHATNER: Not a house and a bungalow.

    LIMBAUGH: No. You're assuming that there's some morally superior aspect to health care than there is to a house --

    SHATNER: No, I'm not moral at all. I want to keep the subject, for the moment, on the health care thing.

    LIMBAUGH: All right.

    SHATNER: All right. So now it's the health care.

    LIMBAUGH: I'm talking about health care.

    SHATNER: Okay. So talk about health care. So isn't the premise, isn't this valid, that the health care system today is breaking the country?

    LIMBAUGH: No.

    SHATNER: It's not?

    LIMBAUGH: I don't believe it is. And if it is --

    SHATNER: But we're told that it is.

    LIMBAUGH: Of course we're told that (cross talk) because that's the way to get us to act like sheep and go long with --

    SHATNER: But how do you know that? You know, the sum total of what I want to ask you politically is how do you know?

    LIMBAUGH: It's my job; it's my life; it's my career; it's my passion. I've studied this stuff. I want the best country we can have, and this is not the way to get it. We're going backwards.
Title: Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
Post by: Freeky on January 01, 2010, 12:44:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 05:27:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:26:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM
QuoteLimbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

:crankey:

No one ever said life was going to be fair, Roger...

:crankey:



You could always pay some street walker over on Miracle Mile to go blow that hospital up. I bet they'd do it cheap.

No, all the good bombers are dead.  He'd only burn his nads off and make me look dumb.

HINT:  Those aren't really women, and they're not on Miracle Mile anymore, since the police station opened there.  They are at La Cholla and Roger.

Neeeeever said they were women. And I didn't know they moved. It's been a while since anyone I knew worked over near the area.