But really, I'm just too tired right now to be angry. So here's your chance.
What's your excuse?
I've been too busy planning my escape.
I had to work for 11 days straight.
I haven't had enough coffee today.
It wasn't me, it was Iason, that rat bastard.
I've been drunk.
OH and working. Drunk.
I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question?
i am the dumbest bitch on the planet
I don't need any fucking excuses.
I'm extremely disappointed IN YOUR FACE!
Because I make this look good.
Tabouleh.
It's my diet man.
I know it's disappointing, and that quantity is no replacement for quality. However, you will be pleased to know that yesterday I ate a lot of Dunkin Donuts food, and finished the day off with two things of tomato soup with ghost pepper sauce thrown in. So there might be both quality and quantity today.
Hope that makes up for my output for the last couple of weeks.
Quote from: Cainad on January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 AM
But really, I'm just too tired right now to be angry. So here's your chance.
What's your excuse?
I haven't been the same since Clinton fucked Syria up back in '95. A thousand points of light over Damascus, haw haw haw. They even named a street after the bastard in Brooklyn. It makes me sick.
My excuse is that I drank too much on Saturday and didn't eat enough yesterday and now I'm having a blood sugar episode.
I missed my pills today.
I took an arrow to the knee.
I know I'm a bad man for that.
Because life is hard and I feel entitled to spend the rest of this month appeasing my hungry vagina and avoiding the impending doom on the other end of the phone since, as it turns out, I am both a genius and a goddamned fool.
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?
Quote from: navkat on January 09, 2012, 05:51:34 PM
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?
I tried to love my neighbor, but everytime I tried, he smacked my hand.
I was stolen by gypsies.
I'll do better, I promise.
Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.
I was like that before I got there.
I was like this before I got here.
There's a hole in the bucket.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.
Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.
:vomilulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.
Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.
YES. :horrormirth:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.
Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.
Thread fucking delivers. :lulz:
As for the rest of you, I'm afraid those excuses are not covered under university policy and I therefore cannot allow you to make up the assignment.
Quote from: Cainad on January 10, 2012, 04:51:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.
Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.
Thread fucking delivers. :lulz:
As for the rest of you, I'm afraid those excuses are not covered under university policy and I therefore cannot allow you to make up the assignment.
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