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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cainad (dec.) on January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 AM

Title: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 AM
But really, I'm just too tired right now to be angry. So here's your chance.


What's your excuse?
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Suu on January 09, 2012, 04:13:24 AM
I've been too busy planning my escape.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 09, 2012, 06:33:17 AM
I had to work for 11 days straight.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 09, 2012, 06:34:32 AM
I haven't had enough coffee today.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Pæs on January 09, 2012, 06:42:14 AM
It wasn't me, it was Iason, that rat bastard.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 09, 2012, 06:45:29 AM
I've been drunk.
OH and working. Drunk.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Aucoq on January 09, 2012, 06:49:46 AM
I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question?
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: notathing on January 09, 2012, 06:56:13 AM
i am the dumbest bitch on the planet
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: BadBeast on January 09, 2012, 12:07:20 PM
I don't need any fucking excuses.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Cain on January 09, 2012, 01:07:25 PM
I'm extremely disappointed IN YOUR FACE!
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: AFK on January 09, 2012, 01:14:26 PM
Because I make this look good. 
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Richter on January 09, 2012, 01:24:43 PM
Tabouleh.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 09, 2012, 02:49:50 PM
It's my diet man.

I know it's disappointing, and that quantity is no replacement for quality. However, you will be pleased to know that yesterday I ate a lot of Dunkin Donuts food, and finished the day off with two things of tomato soup with ghost pepper sauce thrown in. So there might be both quality and quantity today.

Hope that makes up for my output for the last couple of weeks.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 AM
But really, I'm just too tired right now to be angry. So here's your chance.


What's your excuse?

I haven't been the same since Clinton fucked Syria up back in '95.  A thousand points of light over Damascus, haw haw haw.  They even named a street after the bastard in Brooklyn.  It makes me sick.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2012, 04:39:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2012, 01:07:25 PM
I'm extremely disappointed IN YOUR FACE!

:lulz:
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2012, 04:40:02 PM
My excuse is that I drank too much on Saturday and didn't eat enough yesterday and now I'm having a blood sugar episode.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on January 09, 2012, 04:59:16 PM
I missed my pills today.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Don Coyote on January 09, 2012, 05:43:18 PM
I took an arrow to the knee.








I know I'm a bad man for that.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: navkat on January 09, 2012, 05:51:34 PM
Because life is hard and I feel entitled to spend the rest of this month appeasing my hungry vagina and avoiding the impending doom on the other end of the phone since, as it turns out, I am both a genius and a goddamned fool.

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 05:53:28 PM
Quote from: navkat on January 09, 2012, 05:51:34 PM
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?

I tried to love my neighbor, but everytime I tried, he smacked my hand.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: kingyak on January 09, 2012, 05:59:14 PM
I was stolen by gypsies.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Triple Zero on January 09, 2012, 11:28:56 PM
I was like that before I got there.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: BadBeast on January 10, 2012, 12:09:09 AM
I was like this before I got here.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on January 10, 2012, 02:01:34 AM
There's a hole in the bucket.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Freeky on January 10, 2012, 02:19:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

:vomilulz:
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Richter on January 10, 2012, 03:17:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

YES. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 10, 2012, 04:51:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

Thread fucking delivers. :lulz:



As for the rest of you, I'm afraid those excuses are not covered under university policy and I therefore cannot allow you to make up the assignment.
Title: Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
Post by: BadBeast on January 10, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 10, 2012, 04:51:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2012, 06:03:12 PM
I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

Thread fucking delivers. :lulz:



As for the rest of you, I'm afraid those excuses are not covered under university policy and I therefore cannot allow you to make up the assignment.
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