I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My excuse is that I drank too much on Saturday and didn't eat enough yesterday and now I'm having a blood sugar episode.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I missed my pills today.

[Don Coyote]

I took an arrow to the knee.








I know I'm a bad man for that.

[navkat]

Because life is hard and I feel entitled to spend the rest of this month appeasing my hungry vagina and avoiding the impending doom on the other end of the phone since, as it turns out, I am both a genius and a goddamned fool.

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?

I tried to love my neighbor, but everytime I tried, he smacked my hand.

[kingyak]

I was stolen by gypsies.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

[Triple Zero]

I was like that before I got there.

[BadBeast]

I was like this before I got here.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

There's a hole in the bucket.

[Freeky]

I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

:vomilulz:

[Richter]

I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

YES.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

Thread fucking delivers.



As for the rest of you, I'm afraid those excuses are not covered under university policy and I therefore cannot allow you to make up the assignment.

[BadBeast]

I'll do better, I promise.

Right now I'm working on a pocket Van Der Graff generator. I've been testing it for like ten or twelve days. Just want to make sure that tingle is JUST right. You should see the looks on their faces when your pubic hair stands STRAIGHT OUT like a little Kim Jung Il in your shorts.

Thread fucking delivers.



As for the rest of you, I'm afraid those excuses are not covered under university policy and I therefore cannot allow you to make up the assignment.

"DO YUOR OWN HOEMWERK!" *




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