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Signs that you spend too much time at PD

Started by Cramulus, April 07, 2009, 02:54:46 PM

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Cramulus

1. Words like "dickballs" creep into your spoken vocabulary

LMNO

2.  When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.

Cain

2.  You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.

Richter

4.  You spend a weekend at high geekery, and have to avoid cracking in jokes that THEY won't get.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 02:58:38 PM
2.  When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2009, 02:59:14 PM
2.  You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.


2. You fuck up threads with your very first post.

Cramulus

6. the Scrid knows more about your life than your meatspace friends

hooplala

7.  You use "citation needed" in a spoken sentence.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

East Coast Hustle

You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 03:01:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 02:58:38 PM
2.  When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial said five minutes ago.
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2009, 02:59:14 PM
2.  You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.


2. You fuck up threads with your very first post.

:thanks:

Quote from: Dirtytime on April 07, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"

:lulz:

P3nT4gR4m

8. You've managed to convince yourself that this topic can't possibly apply to you

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jenne

:lol:

Also, you call your kids SPAGS all the time.  :x

hooplala

10. You think of people you like as "glorious faggots".
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cramulus

11. Whenever anyone mentions a forum on TV, your bowels tingle with anticipation

LMNO

12. You find yourself shouting, "SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, PTERADACTYLS!"

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Jenne on April 07, 2009, 03:16:57 PM
:lol:

Also, you call your kids SPAGS all the time.  :x

THIS and....

Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 07, 2009, 03:18:01 PM
10. You think of people you like as "glorious faggots".

THIS!!   :lulz: