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SubGeniusness was created after the original SubCordians wanted to smooke their weed without hatefilled Texas losers coming and smoking it all up like HOGS and then ranting insanely about how their being smart enough (to be pigs0 made them "superior' to other human beings.  the zenarchists were glad to see them branch out -- and the schism has mutated further into a humorlessinjoke -- the Holocaustal branch of the Subgenius church.

-The original Subgenius writers planned for this devolvation/subhuman mutation of hate and thus holocaustal losers are not he only ones who are subgenisues -- there are emergentiles and rogue rewardians -- and the holocaustals are globally acknowleldged as beuing as hate fi8lled and hypocritical as the dogmatic Normal institutions the SubChurch PRETENDS to make fun of. (all i am saying is shit the slackless Bobby losers are Proud OF -- BUT ONLY WHEN YOU SAY IT WHILE KISSING THEIR ASS.)

-to prove their geek uselessness these assholes will flame me.  But "Bob" who NEVER EXISTED has already smok't their money --
hail eris

cat Maxwell

pope that in your smike and choke it

Now, first and foremost, The Good Reverend doesn't want you to think he is giving you orders...but allow me to make a few suggestions, before you run off and post your first threads/rants/etc.

1.  If you plan on posting an exciting thread showing your best Kerry Thornley/Ivan Stang imitation, please think carefully before doing so...many of us have been here for years, and we've already read the Principia/Book of the Subgenius/Revelation X, and everything by Robert Anton Wilson...and, unless you have something original to add to those, you're probably wasting your time.

2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?

3.  "The rule of 5" and long threads discussing the mystical signifigance of the number 23 are perfectly legal...but don't cry when you get laughed at or ignored.  Again, those are only funny/interesting the first 300 or so times you hear them.

4.  Some posters (who shall remain nameless) will give you a hard time when you first start posting.  Those posters (who shall remain nameless) will call you a "sucker", tell you to "fuck off", and rip your masterpiece thread (about the number 23) to shreds.  There's absolutely nothing you can do to dissuade them (again, no names), and nobody can hear you scream.  Welcome to discordianism.

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.

6.  We really aren't impressed that you can post gibberish, in an attempt to sound "discordian".  Nor are we awed by claims of superpowers (except when Agent Compassion makes them), descent from Elder Gawds(tm), or claims of being Malaclypse (any of them).  In fact, odds are that you'll be bound and gagged, and left at 14th and Minna...a fate best left undescribed.  And - just so you know - the last guy who decided to rip off Joshua Norton's act got banished here:  http://principiadiscordia.org , where he can make all the proclamations he likes...to himself.

7.  Nobody will mod you for threadjacking...but good luck starting any threads of your own, Slappy.

8.  Spamming the latest funny thing you found on more than two (2) threads can have adverse effects, including (but not limited to):  being the recipient of universal mockery, having NOBODY look at your shit (out of sheer spite), and/or being forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed.

9.  Feel free to experiment with the board and all its HTML-y goodness, but be advised that multi-colored text is very hard to read, and most people won't make the effort.

10.  Pr0n bombing will probably get you modded, as will anything that can ge the admin/mods in real, actual trouble (copyright violations, etc).  If this happens, your fate is up to the powers that be, and we don't want to hear any whimpering about it.  Try not to bleed on us, m'kay?

SPECIAL BONUS SUGGESTION #11:  We've been trolled by the best.  In fact, some of us ARE the best.  So don't give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to impress us...and multiple monikers don't really help.  Everyone ALWAYS finds out who you are...and, again, it's been done a million times.  

Lastly, be yourself, be original, don't feel the need to "wow" us on your first day, and have fun...

...SUCKER.

your love muscle is flaxxid.  who the hell are you to call me a nigger.  come to north philly and say that shit out loud asssoul.

meet the nerd in the mirror loser.

fnerd.

note: i don't like you.
THE POPE


how to spot the ill internazis and save your scene

first want to.  the nazis are the punx who think satan's cool. always.  the swastica and the inverted pentagram stand for the same thing, evil, death and ignorance. realpunx have known from jumpstreet.

they can't talk without insulting people based on race. they are incapable of it because they are nazis.

what insults them? dissidents. in the USSR dissidents were created because totalitarians were brutal liars.

their tool is mental garbage. double think.  you, too can abandon poseurs and find what It's All About --

living for pleasure, not pain and basically not being a slave.  Socialists hate that: they represent nihilism-
the attitude that nothing
matters and that dissenters
are to be shot.  period.

notice: it took one anarchist to get a whole bunch of nazis here messed up in their pants.  

there are a LOT of nazis, or racist militant bolsheviks, here at Flag. a LOT. and they will lie and say they aren't. fuck them and fuck neville chamberlain -- that they despise independent thought, consider anarchists "selfish" and "wild"   arepart of their problem.

they are anti-anarchy. school's the pose.  they can't handle real anarchy. no sponmtaneousness.

no newness in scenes. no "psot' or "emo' meaning no shows of positive response to government -- just teh same old slagans. and you know what?  there will be real anarchists.

there was a resistance in the forties in germanywhat was it resisting?

national socialism and the trheaof international socilaism, in other words hannah sensesh anmd the other real brave freedom fighters for freedom and resistance died to prevent what is the spread of naziism to international levels -- or international socialism.  or internazis such as the one above here who denied it while you sit here like sitting ducks in an international socialist cell.

they hate anarchy and they hate your ass if you really want to be free. their racism sits beneath a p[retentious veneer.  but it is there. they are not anarchoutopians.  they are overtly unapologetically nihilist.

and boring.  is your punkscene boring?

when a girl complains of rape after a show that is when you see the nazi punks really show their style. remeber: they are collectivists so non colectively held ideologies and statements get sladered, ffakelyllaughed at and rejected.

socialism is anti woman.
socialism is the disease of engles turned nightmare in russia and holocaust in austria.  i have not made up one thing here :  i have just said what nazis don't want said: the chiptruth.

meaning go look it up. chapter and verse i am coming utterly correct. nazipunks and their hatred and their curses mean nothng tome. they are just doing black Magick. that worked for lavey and crowley. they are dead now.

they will do their best to own you.  socialist punks do to scenes what Hitler did to poland.  they come in and they occupy.  they syndicalize in the sleaziest ways and make sure the scene becomes rigid and boring asap.

no new tale to tell.

they are poseurs!

you knwo everyone who came heee agreed to abide by the rules? yeah, me too. but i go elsewhere to talk to cool people.

TAKE THAT

i spatterd threw yer spattering - i agree that sensless derision is BAD but ramblin self satisfing ranks damn nere the same levels - nigga ! werd up - play the sitar for awhile - and everyone you like at this point doesnt like you - they love you - click click bang yer dADDU  just shot at me - ideo - love me

melchizedek

king of righteousness, the king of Salem (q.v.). All we know of him is recorded
in Gen. 14:18-20. He is subsequently mentioned only once in the Old Testament,
in Ps. 110:4. The typical significance of his history is set forth in detail in
the Epistle to the Hebrews, ch. 7. The apostle there points out the superiority
of his priesthood to that of Aaron in these several respects, (1) Even Abraham
paid him tithes; (2) he blessed Abraham; (3) he is the type of a Priest who
lives for ever;

The late kerry thornely. compared to him most of the people are here are dug sniffing flies. but eris is more than a turd. say dumb things HERE in teh space provided for you deadweights...i gotta go love eris somewhere where the only asshole is dropping turds into the toilet, you porcelain heroes.


hey, um, hail eris.

you were WARNED.

cat scratch fever.

"My idea of gun control is not missing you when you fuck with my friends."
--hakim the malaclypse, k. s. c.

note: i don't like you.
THE POPE


how to spot the ill internazis and save your scene

first want to.  the nazis are the punx who think satan's cool. always.  the swastica and the inverted pentagram stand for the same thing, evil, death and ignorance. realpunx have known from jumpstreet.

they can't talk without insulting people based on race. they are incapable of it because they are nazis.

what insults them? dissidents. in the USSR dissidents were created because totalitarians were brutal liars.

their tool is mental garbage. double think.  you, too can abandon poseurs and find what It's All About --

living for pleasure, not pain and basically not being a slave.  Socialists hate that: they represent nihilism-
the attitude that nothing
matters and that dissenters
are to be shot.  period.

notice: it took one anarchist to get a whole bunch of nazis here messed up in their pants.  

there are a LOT of nazis, or racist militant bolsheviks, here at Flag. a LOT. and they will lie and say they aren't. fuck them and fuck neville chamberlain -- that they despise independent thought, consider anarchists "selfish" and "wild"   arepart of their problem.

they are anti-anarchy. school's the pose.  they can't handle real anarchy. no sponmtaneousness.

no newness in scenes. no "psot' or "emo' meaning no shows of positive response to government -- just teh same old slagans. and you know what?  there will be real anarchists.

there was a resistance in the forties in germanywhat was it resisting?

national socialism and the trheaof international socilaism, in other words hannah sensesh anmd the other real brave freedom fighters for freedom and resistance died to prevent what is the spread of naziism to international levels -- or international socialism.  or internazis such as the one above here who denied it while you sit here like sitting ducks in an international socialist cell.

they hate anarchy and they hate your ass if you really want to be free. their racism sits beneath a p[retentious veneer.  but it is there. they are not anarchoutopians.  they are overtly unapologetically nihilist.

and boring.  is your punkscene boring?

when a girl complains of rape after a show that is when you see the nazi punks really show their style. remeber: they are collectivists so non colectively held ideologies and statements get sladered, ffakelyllaughed at and rejected.

socialism is anti woman.
socialism is the disease of engles turned nightmare in russia and holocaust in austria.  i have not made up one thing here :  i have just said what nazis don't want said: the chiptruth.

meaning go look it up. chapter and verse i am coming utterly correct. nazipunks and their hatred and their curses mean nothng tome. they are just doing black Magick. that worked for lavey and crowley. they are dead now.

they will do their best to own you.  socialist punks do to scenes what Hitler did to poland.  they come in and they occupy.  they syndicalize in the sleaziest ways and make sure the scene becomes rigid and boring asap.

no new tale to tell.

they are poseurs!

you knwo everyone who came heee agreed to abide by the rules? yeah, me too. but i go elsewhere to talk to cool people.

TAKE THAT

yer just glamorizing childhood because yer sad adults - CHILDHOOD SUCKS !!!!!!!!!

r

nah dood.  YOUR childhood sucked.

some people...had good lives.

Popes right. but if you got damage, trauma issues you need to SEEK  help or your life will keep on sucking til it has sucked you out.

this is called dying and death in objectivist circles, which are round.

ow!

so anyway it looks like it is travelling backwards.

one perspective is that the retrograde time is good for: remebering lost ideas. finding lost items

but i think the pretty thing is that tehre is a venus conjunction with mercury.

i had a slight return...it happened before but less painful. more like someone else appears to be standing still

scary.

"They dare not fire!"
--Crispus Attucks, reputed first kilt in American revWar

WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

i think Nietzche went through your wallet while you were in that coma, space cadet.

I'll be White Black.

i don'tr want to believe that someone might have looke dta the SubGenius philosophy and seen the thing BEHIND the thing -- the lkurching venal truth of the hatefilled spiritual MateriaLust. i WANT  to.

i have gotten way way over listening to the deep stupidity and true inane prode in loserdom of some of them  -- both the tree and theone branch have become sort of...well i can see it.  

i want to ask you if you are for real.  but i bet you are.

SubGeniuses and Discordians -- or so they say --
bible beating,. in tune with dogma like neo pharaisees.

well, pleased to hear it.  i believe in beauty. i'm venus as a boy. i am thinking i may have something for at least YOU.  but...
more later.