Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know that guy I said I was going to break up with a year ago?

Broke up with him tonight.

AHAHAHA

ahahah

ha.

GOOD JOB!
I mean, it always sucks to break up with someone you've been with for a long time, but obviously, you've known you needed to break up with him for a long time, so that's good.

[Junkenstein]

CPD, Better late than never, I guess? That sounded a lot more compassionate in my head.

[LMNO]

CPD, high-five and a glass of whiskey.




Also, please to note: Someone on a FB discordia page posted the PD URL.  Be prepared for the possibility of more Delcon-like assbaggery.

[Junkenstein]

Hmm. Two unexpected job offers.

I need body doubles or a full time lackey.

[Suu]

I bought a 1lb bag of Death Wish Coffee for Pennsic, and it came in yesterday. Naturally, I had to give it a test brew this morning. So far, the flavor is fantastic. It's bold and smooth. Not overly bitter or tannic like one would expect from a "strong" coffee, flavor wise.


...However. I'm half way through the cup and I'm getting the giggles.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Waiting for someone else's baby is a lot more annoying than I thought. I mean, less painful than making your own, sure, but DAMN. Sitting here since 1pm waiting for updates.

Sounds like an epidural happened.

I know nothing about childbirth, but every time someone has a long labor, it seems pain killers were in the mix. It makes me wonder if I were to have kids if I would go for the au natural like my mom who popped us all out like 45 minutes flat each, or if I wouldn't be able to handle it and opt for the epidural. Everyone is so different though, so it's incredibly hard to say.

Either way, I hope she's okay. Did she go in before she was dilated enough?

The doctors decided they want to induce labor, because the baby is a pipsqueak and they're worried about placenta things. Ignoring the fact that her husband is not a large person and from a race that has small babies, of course. I got one update that apparently the hospital was full up on babies so they weren't pushing things along until they had a bed open up in the recovery, because of course that's what happened.
Still no baby.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It is going to go up 5F every hour for the next 4 hours.   It is currently 88F.  It will then creep up to 114 by noon.

I love Arizona.  It loves me, too, but sometimes I make it angry.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

It is going to go up 5F every hour for the next 4 hours.   It is currently 88F.  It will then creep up to 114 by noon.

I love Arizona.  It loves me, too, but sometimes I make it angry.

That is not a suitable environment for humans.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My boss is sitting in the room outside of my office while the office building is being torn out.  We have 20 minutes to kill before the meeting, so he is watching company update videos.

No, really.  He's actually watching them.  I always wondered who those motivational posters on the wall were actually provided for, and now I know.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It is going to go up 5F every hour for the next 4 hours.   It is currently 88F.  It will then creep up to 114 by noon.

I love Arizona.  It loves me, too, but sometimes I make it angry.

That is not a suitable environment for humans.

LIVE humans, you mean.  We're all mummified corpses up here, rules do not apply.

[Junkenstein]

My boss is sitting in the room outside of my office while the office building is being torn out.  We have 20 minutes to kill before the meeting, so he is watching company update videos.

No, really.  He's actually watching them.  I always wondered who those motivational posters on the wall were actually provided for, and now I know.

You know, it sounds like this guy is the kind of guy who would take motivational speakers seriously. Did you know that any enquiry made to such a person/organisation is ruthlessly and relentlessly followed up, even if they aren't remotely interested? Make some enquiries. I'm sure you know all the helpful details like his mobile number.

[Suu]

Waiting for someone else's baby is a lot more annoying than I thought. I mean, less painful than making your own, sure, but DAMN. Sitting here since 1pm waiting for updates.

Sounds like an epidural happened.

I know nothing about childbirth, but every time someone has a long labor, it seems pain killers were in the mix. It makes me wonder if I were to have kids if I would go for the au natural like my mom who popped us all out like 45 minutes flat each, or if I wouldn't be able to handle it and opt for the epidural. Everyone is so different though, so it's incredibly hard to say.

Either way, I hope she's okay. Did she go in before she was dilated enough?

The doctors decided they want to induce labor, because the baby is a pipsqueak and they're worried about placenta things. Ignoring the fact that her husband is not a large person and from a race that has small babies, of course. I got one update that apparently the hospital was full up on babies so they weren't pushing things along until they had a bed open up in the recovery, because of course that's what happened.
Still no baby.

So she's having a peanut, big deal. Isn't there a way they can tell without making her induce before the timer on the oven goes off?

[Suu]

I bought a 1lb bag of Death Wish Coffee for Pennsic, and it came in yesterday. Naturally, I had to give it a test brew this morning. So far, the flavor is fantastic. It's bold and smooth. Not overly bitter or tannic like one would expect from a "strong" coffee, flavor wise.


...However. I'm half way through the cup and I'm getting the giggles.

Well that was anticlimactic. I expected the jitters and the ability to taste colors. Come to find out I was just giggling because an ant was crawling across my foot.

I blame Richter for this. His sharpened roast back in the Boston Daze must have made me immune.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Waiting for someone else's baby is a lot more annoying than I thought. I mean, less painful than making your own, sure, but DAMN. Sitting here since 1pm waiting for updates.

Sounds like an epidural happened.

I know nothing about childbirth, but every time someone has a long labor, it seems pain killers were in the mix. It makes me wonder if I were to have kids if I would go for the au natural like my mom who popped us all out like 45 minutes flat each, or if I wouldn't be able to handle it and opt for the epidural. Everyone is so different though, so it's incredibly hard to say.

Either way, I hope she's okay. Did she go in before she was dilated enough?

The doctors decided they want to induce labor, because the baby is a pipsqueak and they're worried about placenta things. Ignoring the fact that her husband is not a large person and from a race that has small babies, of course. I got one update that apparently the hospital was full up on babies so they weren't pushing things along until they had a bed open up in the recovery, because of course that's what happened.
Still no baby.

So she's having a peanut, big deal. Isn't there a way they can tell without making her induce before the timer on the oven goes off?

I dunno, at this point decisions have been made. The kid's over 5 lb and they're in the Boston area, it's gonna be just fine. Her husband's completely offline, so either the show is on the road or they're getting some much needed sleep.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

CPD, Better late than never, I guess? That sounded a lot more compassionate in my head.

It's cool. My own mistake.