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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Conquistadore Nunya

Velvet Jesus killed
the thread with a tough topic
But has made amends   :wink:

Next topic: DNA
Conquistadore Nunya, High Templar of the Flying Octopus Pilot School Cabal

"Give me da bass!"

zenji

The double helix,
Makes me what I am today.
I'm no Selfish Gene!


next topic.................ice.
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Lord Trout

My soda is warm,
It is not tasty that way,
Ice cubes do the trick!


next topic... Tyler (yes, I know, I know...)
Well, shit.

Anonymous

Swastika avatar,
Heavy mind with mighty words.
Still polishing tiles!

next topic.........stellar nucleo-synthesis! :mrgreen:

zenji

Stars burning their fuel.
Centres collapsing outwards.
We're made of star-dust!

next topic..........cats! 8)
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Velvet Jesus

Light paws, quickening
on railings, a high wire act:
Shadow play of cats.  

lol @ Conquistadore Nunya   :)

Next topic:  a blizzard
"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

zenji

Windswept snowflakes fall.
In the shrill whiteout flurry.
Covers my footsteps!

(Basho composed some sharp Haiku based on winter's snows)

next topic...............Absinthe :mrgreen:
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

zenji

Emerald liquor,
Best taken with water and sugar!
Sets my soul on fire!

next topic.......Hotdogs!
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Guest

Tasty beef and pig
Bought from a street vendor here
Do not eat the buns


Next topic: Chicken Nuggets!

Guest

Tasty beef and pig
Bought from a street vendor here
Do not eat the buns


Next topic: Chicken Nuggets!

Lister

Crispy Crusty Shell
Around White Succulant Meat
Sold In Packs Of Five

Next topic: Those squeaky dog toys that go "ni ni ni ni ni" when you squeeze them rapidly.
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Velvet Jesus

ni ni ni ni ni
the squeaky dog that goes "ni"
ni ni ni ni ni.  

:P

Next topic:  Eris!
"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

digiti puppet

well...it would seem that eris would appreciate a good rousing drunken irish limerick before a haiku, so...


there once was a goddess from greece,
who said "tyler, oh please
you're befouling my board
with your spoutings of 'fnord'
someone wants you - go join the police"

:)

next topic...swollen tonsils. i feel like poop today. *gack*
"bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful."

"karmic enlightenment tastes like sock!"

- d1git1 puppet, our lady of the cybernetic, high tsarina shit disturber of the flying octopus pilot school cabal

Itchy sensation
Pain killers dont help me sleep
Haiku alleviates

Next topic: Mirror sunglasses

Lord Trout

Redneck policeman
Says "Boy, you goin' to jail!"
I had better run!


Next on the agenda: Shaving Cream
Well, shit.