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OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

Started by Doktor Howl, April 23, 2015, 04:00:29 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:03:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 02:54:26 AM
It's not working this time.   :sad:

Apparently, all of my regular FB friends aren't hippies.

DAMN IT.  :argh!:

One person came on and said that she has some NA blood, but isn't sure specifically which nation.

But by then I'd said "this thread isn't working out the way I'd hoped", so she erased it.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:12:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 03:08:05 AM
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?ir=Entertainment&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I've always liked that one. I like things that make people uncomfortable.

Having a ball of yarn up your junk doesn't sound very comfortable.

It really doesn't. And that makes everyone who hears about it kind of uncomfortable, out of empathy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:40:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:12:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 03:08:05 AM
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?ir=Entertainment&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I've always liked that one. I like things that make people uncomfortable.

Having a ball of yarn up your junk doesn't sound very comfortable.

It really doesn't. And that makes everyone who hears about it kind of uncomfortable, out of empathy.

Knit SLOWLY. Rope burns ain't no joke.   :lulz: :horrormirth:
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:41:15 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:40:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:12:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 03:08:05 AM
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?ir=Entertainment&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I've always liked that one. I like things that make people uncomfortable.

Having a ball of yarn up your junk doesn't sound very comfortable.

It really doesn't. And that makes everyone who hears about it kind of uncomfortable, out of empathy.

Knit SLOWLY. Rope burns ain't no joke.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

Did you try to solve the lubricant absorbing problem too? There is no answer to it. Only sorrow. No mortal could actually do this for long. I'm done! Enough with the thinking... shoulda known better.  :cry:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 04, 2015, 04:48:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:41:15 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:40:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:12:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 03:08:05 AM
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?ir=Entertainment&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I've always liked that one. I like things that make people uncomfortable.

Having a ball of yarn up your junk doesn't sound very comfortable.

It really doesn't. And that makes everyone who hears about it kind of uncomfortable, out of empathy.

Knit SLOWLY. Rope burns ain't no joke.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

Did you try to solve the lubricant absorbing problem too? There is no answer to it. Only sorrow. No mortal could actually do this for long. I'm done! Enough with the thinking... shoulda known better.  :cry:

The human body is incredibly efficient at producing mucous.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Chelagoras The Boulder

"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

axod

just this

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 07:29:44 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 04, 2015, 04:48:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:41:15 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:40:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:12:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 03:08:05 AM
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?ir=Entertainment&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I've always liked that one. I like things that make people uncomfortable.

Having a ball of yarn up your junk doesn't sound very comfortable.

It really doesn't. And that makes everyone who hears about it kind of uncomfortable, out of empathy.

Knit SLOWLY. Rope burns ain't no joke.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

Did you try to solve the lubricant absorbing problem too? There is no answer to it. Only sorrow. No mortal could actually do this for long. I'm done! Enough with the thinking... shoulda known better.  :cry:

The human body is incredibly efficient at producing mucous.

And yarn is basically going to steadily sponge all of it's water up. Even if it was unrolled... 
:horrormirth: No! Nono! That's thinking. Stop it brain, that's an order!!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

hooplala

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 07:29:44 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 04, 2015, 04:48:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:41:15 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:40:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 04:12:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 03:08:05 AM
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?ir=Entertainment&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I've always liked that one. I like things that make people uncomfortable.

Having a ball of yarn up your junk doesn't sound very comfortable.

It really doesn't. And that makes everyone who hears about it kind of uncomfortable, out of empathy.

Knit SLOWLY. Rope burns ain't no joke.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

Did you try to solve the lubricant absorbing problem too? There is no answer to it. Only sorrow. No mortal could actually do this for long. I'm done! Enough with the thinking... shoulda known better.  :cry:

The human body is incredibly efficient at producing mucous.

So is this forum. Can we just delete the new Unlimited guy? He's boring and sad. But more boring than sad. But still sad.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on August 04, 2015, 07:55:54 PM


So is this forum. Can we just delete the new Unlimited guy? He's boring and sad. But more boring than sad. But still sad.

That would be a question for Cain or Faust.  I'm outta that biz.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

LMNO

Golf ball sized hail just attacked Boston. It's August. It's 90 degrees.





Make your time.

hooplala

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 04, 2015, 09:19:49 PM
Golf ball sized hail just attacked Boston. It's August. It's 90 degrees.





Make your time.

Holy shit, the same thing just happened in Toronto.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman