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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#435
November 14, 2011, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 05:23:26 PM
:x :x :x :x

Yep.  Eternity in that dating pool.  Just think, eon after eon of skinny kids with sideburns, that dance like they're having a grand mal seizure.  And the lights are on at the raves, and in between you can crawl from strip mall to strip mall under the merciless sun.

Better get right with The Church™.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#436
November 14, 2011, 05:35:41 PM
:cry:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#437
November 14, 2011, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2011, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 05:23:26 PM
:x :x :x :x

Yep.  Eternity in that dating pool.  Just think, eon after eon of skinny kids with sideburns, that dance like they're having a grand mal seizure.  And the lights are on at the raves, and in between you can crawl from strip mall to strip mall under the merciless sun.

Better get right with The Church™.



:shudder:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

#438
May 22, 2015, 09:23:55 PM
It's that time.
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

#439
May 22, 2015, 09:25:23 PM
You know, I was thinking about this just the other day. The natural fermentation process in my current Holy NameTM has gotten a little out of control, and things are getting a little musty in here.

Doktor Howl

#440
May 22, 2015, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 22, 2015, 09:25:23 PM
You know, I was thinking about this just the other day. The natural fermentation process in my current Holy NameTM has gotten a little out of control, and things are getting a little musty in here.

The Emperor's Hairy Right Hand.
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

#441
May 22, 2015, 09:37:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 22, 2015, 09:25:23 PM
You know, I was thinking about this just the other day. The natural fermentation process in my current Holy NameTM has gotten a little out of control, and things are getting a little musty in here.

The Emperor's Hairy Right Hand.

:banana: :banana:

hooplala

#442
May 22, 2015, 09:38:19 PM
ME.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#443
May 22, 2015, 09:42:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 22, 2015, 09:38:19 PM
ME.

Fixed-Gear Ron Jeremy Stunt Double.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

#444
May 22, 2015, 09:50:28 PM
I think it's time.

Doktor Howl

#445
May 22, 2015, 09:53:13 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 22, 2015, 09:50:28 PM
I think it's time.

Overheating Pheremone Pustule of Last Saturday's Jiggle Fun.
Molon Lube

Dubya

#446
May 22, 2015, 10:25:01 PM
Sweet, my old one broke some time ago.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Doktor Howl

#447
May 22, 2015, 10:28:46 PM
Quote from: Dubya on May 22, 2015, 10:25:01 PM
Sweet, my old one broke some time ago.

:?

Anyways, 

"Hideously Oiled Bonobo of Uncontrolled Sexual Acceleration"
Molon Lube

Dubya

#448
May 22, 2015, 10:43:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 10:28:46 PM
Quote from: Dubya on May 22, 2015, 10:25:01 PM
Sweet, my old one broke some time ago.

:?

Anyways, 

"Hideously Oiled Bonobo of Uncontrolled Sexual Acceleration"

Too many characters

I guess Ill have to settle for being the hideously oiled bonobo of sexual acceleration.

"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

EK WAFFLR

#449
May 23, 2015, 01:35:28 AM
Mine's leaking pus. Need new
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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