The Racial Harmony Thread

[Mangrove]

Help PD.com through it's very own Don Imus/Michael Richards debacle by promoting racial harmony.

First up, Detroit's very own, Marshall 'Eminem' Mathers giving a shout out to our Latina sisters....

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a f**k if this chick was my own mother
I still f**k her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine,

Stay tuned for more! Contributions welcome!

[Mangrove]

Mookie:Dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' motherfucker.

Pino: You gold-teeth-gold-chain-wearin', fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-runnin', high-jumpin', spear-chuckin', three-hundred-sixty-degree-basketball-dunkin' titsun spade Moulan Yan. Take your fuckin' pizza-pizza and go the fuck back to Africa.

Stevie: You little slanty-eyed, me-no-speaky-American, own-every-fruit-and-vegetable-stand-in-New-York, bullshit, Reverend Sun Myung Moon, Summer Olympics '88, Korean kick-boxing son of a bitch.

Officer Long: You Goya bean-eating, fifteen in a car, thirty in an apartment, pointed shoes, red-wearing, Menudo, meda-meda Puerto Rican cocksucker. Yeah, you!

Sonny: It's cheap, I got a good price for you, Mayor Koch, "How I'm doing," chocolate-egg-cream-drinking, bagel-and-lox, B'nai B'rith Jew asshole.

Mister Senor Love Daddy: Yo! Hold up! Time out! TIME OUT! Y'all take a chill! Ya need to cool that shit out! And that's the double truth, Ruth!

DO THE RIGHT THING!!

[Suu]

 

[Mangrove]

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
Ebony, ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)


Repeat and fade...man, that's fuckin' deep.

[hunter s.durden]

Want racial harmony?

Boondocks.

Read it, Watch it. (Watch is better because he does things on [AS] that he can't do in the funnies.(He is Aaron MacGruder.))

I saw a new one last night, and I was howling like a mad man (which I now usually reserve for Friday nights.).

[Cain]

KILL WHITEY!

[Suu]

Want harmony?

Boondock Saints.

Not entire racist until you're Russian Mafia, but oh lord one of the best movies evar.

[Mangrove]

Don't call me nigger, whitey
Don't call me whitey, nigger

Don't call me nigger, whitey
Don't call me whitey, nigger

Well I was down, across the country
And I heard two voices ring
They were talkin' angry to each other
And neither other could change a thing

Don't call me nigger, whitey
Don't call me whitey, nigger...

[hunter s.durden]

Not entire racist until you're Russian Mafia, but oh lord one of the best movies evar.

Did you mean unless, or am I about to undergo some sort of transformation?

[Suu]

You're about to transform overnight. The clock is ticking.

I really need to learn how to type.


I really need to learn how to create meaningful sentences.


I really need to get this super-glue off of my fingers too, it's hard to feel the keys.

[Mangrove]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/metro/interactives/blackmen/blackmen.html

[Cramulus]

I'm not sure if this qualifies, but if you haven't heard Got Rice? by Asian Pride you'd better listen to it before they come and kill you


t's the A-Z-N nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York nigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, Ah Ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N bettah recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
hoop it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all of us, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that, it's three on one, no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cats, got booze, got dogs like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white, you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chopsticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the pho com le

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you running high,
cuz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

[Mangrove]

[Richter]

In the wise words of soon - to-be  -fatass Peter Steele, "We Hate Everyone"

Right wing commies
Leftist Nazis
Point their fingers
Rumours linger
We don't care what you think
Branded sexist
Labelled racist
Want it clearer?
Check the mirror
We don't care what you think
Lies and slander, in vain try to shame us
Riots, protests, violence just makes us famous
TV interviews, free publicity
Increase record sales dramatically
The left, they say I'm fascist
The right calling me communist
Hate, hate, hate, hatred for all-one and all
No matter what you beleive
Don't believe in you-and that's true
Some would say that we're biased
Accusations that we are racist
Well, shit comes in all hues
Now this means you
'Cause things ain't always like they seem
Like they seem
We hate everyone
We don't care what you you think

[Mangrove]

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