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OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

Started by Doktor Howl, April 23, 2015, 04:00:29 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

#1200
July 16, 2015, 02:04:42 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2015, 02:02:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 16, 2015, 01:31:25 AM
Have fun slicing with cryos.

:lulz:

I will be slicing frozen snake brains micrometers thin for fixing to slides.

I AM SO EXCITED.

Is it true that the brain saws are insanely dangerous?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1201
July 16, 2015, 02:27:49 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 16, 2015, 02:04:42 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2015, 02:02:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 16, 2015, 01:31:25 AM
Have fun slicing with cryos.

:lulz:

I will be slicing frozen snake brains micrometers thin for fixing to slides.

I AM SO EXCITED.

Is it true that the brain saws are insanely dangerous?

No, not the one we use... it's very sharp, of course, but certainly less dangerous than, say, a deli slicer.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1202
July 16, 2015, 02:28:32 AM
But we do have a radioactive side of the lab!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1203
July 16, 2015, 02:31:56 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#1205
July 16, 2015, 03:21:20 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2015, 02:02:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 16, 2015, 01:31:25 AM
Have fun slicing with cryos.

:lulz:

I will be slicing frozen snake brains micrometers thin for fixing to slides.

I AM SO EXCITED.

I am both thrilled for you and yet also filled with horror.  Right to the bone.
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

#1206
July 16, 2015, 06:46:43 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2015, 02:31:56 AM
Heehee

Heeheehee!

http://www.zivicinstruments.com/all-zivic-rat-brain-slicers-matrix-section.html

It's like an egg slicer, but for Science... Never looking at a chef salad the same way again. Won't slow my appetite any. I can sort surgical gear and then eat pasta.  Mm... pasta.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

P3nT4gR4m

#1207
July 16, 2015, 01:33:36 PM
Am I the only one who's thinking - "I want to jam a clove of garlic through the cryoslicer then watch it liquidise in the pan, like in Goodfellas"?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#1208
July 16, 2015, 02:49:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 16, 2015, 01:33:36 PM
Am I the only one who's thinking - "I want to jam a clove of garlic through the cryoslicer then watch it liquidise in the pan, like in Goodfellas"?

No.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Junkenstein

#1209
July 16, 2015, 03:33:39 PM
Surely I'm not the only one upset by the lack of products here.

http://www.zivicinstruments.com/accessories-for-zivic-instruments.html

What the fuck are these people playing at? No pithy T-shirts, no fancy holding cases or pouches, it's like they've never heard of hocking cheap tat for a quick quid.

They'd make a killing just from T-shirts saying "I slice brains".
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Wizard Joseph

#1210
July 16, 2015, 03:41:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 16, 2015, 02:49:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 16, 2015, 01:33:36 PM
Am I the only one who's thinking - "I want to jam a clove of garlic through the cryoslicer then watch it liquidise in the pan, like in Goodfellas"?

No.
Certainly not anymore. Also smuggling cryoslicer into prison as "kitchen aid" might just work..
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#1211
July 16, 2015, 03:46:57 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 16, 2015, 03:33:39 PM
Surely I'm not the only one upset by the lack of products here.

http://www.zivicinstruments.com/accessories-for-zivic-instruments.html

What the fuck are these people playing at? No pithy T-shirts, no fancy holding cases or pouches, it's like they've never heard of hocking cheap tat for a quick quid.

They'd make a killing just from T-shirts saying "I slice brains".

They got proprietary razor blades and something of a corner on a niche market. They need it to look legit man. T-shirts should be done through a shell corp. We should jump in on their game before they do! By which I mean not me, I'm broke.
:cry:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1212
July 16, 2015, 04:46:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2015, 03:21:20 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2015, 02:02:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 16, 2015, 01:31:25 AM
Have fun slicing with cryos.

:lulz:

I will be slicing frozen snake brains micrometers thin for fixing to slides.

I AM SO EXCITED.

I am both thrilled for you and yet also filled with horror.  Right to the bone.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1213
July 16, 2015, 04:48:55 PM
Our slicer is nothing like those slicers, FYI. It's some sort of two-million-dollar stove-sized contraption.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

#1214
July 17, 2015, 01:45:22 AM
A few days ago, there were Muslims protesting in Chattanooga over Robert Doggart being released on bond after being indicted on charges of planning a massacre in Islamberg, NY. Of course, good Christian folk around here had already interpreted this as a sign of an impending Islamic takeover of America.

Today, some guy named Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez shot up two military sites in Chattanooga, killing four Marines.

I have a feeling a lot of things are about to go sideways around here.
Formerly something else...
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