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STEALING SUU'S CHRISTMAS CARD IDEA BECAUSE OF BOREDOM

Started by Herbertina Merrique V, December 10, 2009, 06:10:46 PM

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Herbertina Merrique V

Yes, that's right! By telling an obviously untrustworthy lurker exactly where you live, you now have the chance to receive a Really Real Christmas Card, possibly even before Easter!

(And a hundred of neatly hand-written letters filled with cheap Viagra ads and detailed pencil pictures of would-be hawt men. Because, frankly, snailmail spam is underrated.)
THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DISCORDIANS IMPROVE

Ask me anything. Or else.

LMNO

Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on December 10, 2009, 06:10:46 PM
(And a hundred of neatly hand-written letters filled with cheap Viagra ads and detailed pencil pictures of would-be hawt men. Because, frankly, snailmail spam is underrated.)


That would make a pretty awesome prank, BTW.

AFK

Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on December 10, 2009, 06:10:46 PM
Yes, that's right! By telling an obviously untrustworthy lurker exactly where you live, you now have the chance to receive a Really Real Christmas Card, possibly even before Easter!

(And a hundred of neatly hand-written letters filled with cheap Viagra ads and detailed pencil pictures of would-be hawt men. Because, frankly, snailmail spam is underrated.)

Well, at least if I got a card from you I know it would be properly Finnished.

RWHN,
Loves the Finnish puns. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Herbertina Merrique V

Quote from: LMNO on December 10, 2009, 06:14:40 PM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on December 10, 2009, 06:10:46 PM
(And a hundred of neatly hand-written letters filled with cheap Viagra ads and detailed pencil pictures of would-be hawt men. Because, frankly, snailmail spam is underrated.)


That would make a pretty awesome prank, BTW.

Oh yeah, it does. :lulz: Even if I only made ten or so, and they sold weight loss pills. We wouldn't want to be offensive, now would we?

Aaaand the emoticon RWHN can definitely not expect -  :crankey:
THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DISCORDIANS IMPROVE

Ask me anything. Or else.

Nast

Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on December 11, 2009, 06:47:02 AM
Quote from: LMNO on December 10, 2009, 06:14:40 PM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on December 10, 2009, 06:10:46 PM
(And a hundred of neatly hand-written letters filled with cheap Viagra ads and detailed pencil pictures of would-be hawt men. Because, frankly, snailmail spam is underrated.)


That would make a pretty awesome prank, BTW.

We wouldn't want to be offensive, now would we?


Yeah we do! Christmas is all about offensive -

Awful musics, godawful decorations, obnoxious relatives. Might as well get into the spirit.  :D
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Herbertina Merrique V

Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 11, 2009, 06:51:47 AM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on December 11, 2009, 06:47:02 AM
Quote from: LMNO on December 10, 2009, 06:14:40 PM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on December 10, 2009, 06:10:46 PM
(And a hundred of neatly hand-written letters filled with cheap Viagra ads and detailed pencil pictures of would-be hawt men. Because, frankly, snailmail spam is underrated.)


That would make a pretty awesome prank, BTW.

We wouldn't want to be offensive, now would we?



Yeah we do! Christmas is all about offensive -

Awful musics, godawful decorations, obnoxious relatives. Might as well get into the spirit.  :D

Oh yeah, Christmas is a different thing. Last time was the last time, this time it's Penis Reduction Pills!
THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DISCORDIANS IMPROVE

Ask me anything. Or else.

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