Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 08:54:45 AM

Title: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 08:54:45 AM
Actually, I will make a discordian Podcast, or "Youtube Spot" of my own. The only reason I shall do this is because I am drunk right now, and I DO consider promises made on these boards BINDING. But the REAL reason is because I just saw the GRR had actual podcasts, and showed his REAL SELF on the web. I did not know this until recently. 

If someone on the Web rebukes me so harshly-or rather- Consistently, while actually showing his RL face on the e-tubes than, I am, by the New tech-rules of NeoMedieval Chivalry, obliged to do the same.

Within 35 days, I shall have posted a video revealing my TRUE FACE, and my words and thoughts on various issues, complaints, truths, fucks, shits, ikes, and other shit.

35 days.

That is my promise. And you know what, I'm going to EXTEND this offer to all on these forums, veterans of PD and Passing Strangers alike. Show your TRUE FACE on the internet. In a spiritual sense this means revealing your soul to the world, in a practical sense it means posting a web video, at least 23 seconds long, in which your face is lit enough for the world to recognize(like seriously, no art-house noir bullshit), while you tell the people what your internet handle is.

I will do this myself within 35 days, and thus is the deadline I offer to others participating in this experiment.

Everyone think about what has been said on the Web by people you'll never know, and realize the valor in giving up your internet anonymity.

35 DAYS!

CAN YOU DO IT!?
Title: REVEAL YOURSELVES!
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 08:55:30 AM
Actually, I will make a discordian Podcast, or "Youtube Spot" of my own. The only reason I shall do this is because I am drunk right now, and I DO consider promises made on these boards BINDING. But the REAL reason is because I just saw the GRR had actual podcasts, and showed his REAL SELF on the web. I did not know this until recently. 

If someone on the Web rebukes me so harshly-or rather- Consistently, while actually showing his RL face on the e-tubes than, I am, by the New tech-rules of NeoMedieval Chivalry, obliged to do the same.

Within 35 days, I shall have posted a video revealing my TRUE FACE, and my words and thoughts on various issues, complaints, truths, fucks, shits, ikes, and other shit.

35 days.

That is my promise. And you know what, I'm going to EXTEND this offer to all on these forums, veterans of PD and Passing Strangers alike. Show your TRUE FACE on the internet. In a spiritual sense this means revealing your soul to the world, in a practical sense it means posting a web video, at least 23 seconds long, in which your face is lit enough for the world to recognize(like seriously, no art-house noir bullshit), while you tell the people what your internet handle is.

I will do this myself within 35 days, and thus is the deadline I offer to others participating in this experiment.

Everyone think about what has been said on the Web by people you'll never know, and realize the valor in giving up your internet anonymity.

35 DAYS!

CAN YOU DO IT!?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2012, 08:58:07 AM
I am responding to the title, since I didn't read the OP.

You really, really don't want me to reveal myself.

Really.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2012, 08:58:49 AM
Fuck your twin threads. Does not count as a threesome.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 22, 2012, 09:00:29 AM
He's just spamming. This same post is in another thead.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 09:09:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2012, 08:58:49 AM
Fuck your twin threads. Does not count as a threesome.

You know what your right, and it's actually a triplet thread of sorts as it started in the "Or Kill Me" forum which is when I came up with the idea. I got a little excited and a little obnoxious when it first hit me, at least in an a discussion-forum sense. 

Regardless of multiple posts, the content of the original post remains true, and in the end there will be those with courage to REVEAL and those that do not.

35 DAYS!
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES!
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 09:20:46 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 22, 2012, 09:00:29 AM
He's just spamming. This same post is in another thead.

I posted this same thread on three different board intentionally!

No one on this board will have an excuse unless I be banned, but alas, that is not how the mods roll around here. Everyone will know, in 35 days time, who is true in themselves, on the internet.

BTW I should add this stipulation, I ask that NO ONE, unless they feel compelled, REVEAL THEMSELVES until I post the REVEAL of my own. Not saying that you shouldn't, in fact if you wish to follow through with what I suggested than do so WHENEVER!

But the 35 DAY dealine is set for myself, and offered to others in this experiment. Saturday, October 20... that is the day of revelation.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2012, 10:28:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 22, 2012, 09:20:46 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 22, 2012, 09:00:29 AM
He's just spamming. This same post is in another thead.

I posted this same thread on three different board intentionally!

No one on this board will have an excuse unless I be banned, but alas, that is not how the mods roll around here. Everyone will know, in 35 days time, who is true in themselves, on the internet.

BTW I should add this stipulation, I ask that NO ONE, unless they feel compelled, REVEAL THEMSELVES until I post the REVEAL of my own. Not saying that you shouldn't, in fact if you wish to follow through with what I suggested than do so WHENEVER!

But the 35 DAY dealine is set for myself, and offered to others in this experiment. Saturday, October 20... that is the day of revelation.


POG MO THOIN
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2012, 10:30:51 AM
OSCVLA MEI CLVNES
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES!
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2012, 12:21:54 PM
If you want to know what I look like IRL, just ask my NSA case officer.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2012, 04:34:42 PM
1. I think that there's only one guy here who insists on remaining anonymous because of Teh Big Scary Intardnets. The rest of us mostly have each other's names and addresses, or would share if asked.

2. There's a whole thread somewhere devoted to nothing but pictures of the spags here.

3. Thanks to modern technology, a great many of us have met face-to-face and/or spoken to each other by phone. Or live together. Stuff like that.

4. You'll get more participants if you post a thread asking who HASN'T posted video of themselves. :lol:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2012, 04:35:20 PM
Sorry to be a disappoint.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Phox on September 22, 2012, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.
You are correct, sir. This is not one of the things you should care about.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on September 22, 2012, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.
You are correct, sir. This is not one of the things you should care about.

Oh, ok.  I kind of got the "Self-important asshole is self-important" vibe here but wanted to be clear.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 05:55:43 PM
My real face:

(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o70/Supertroy1974/Golda_Meir.jpg)
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.

DCA is That Guy.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 06:42:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on September 22, 2012, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.
You are correct, sir. This is not one of the things you should care about.

Oh, ok.  I kind of got the "Self-important asshole is self-important" vibe here but wanted to be clear.

Yeah.  You see, we already have a post-your-pic thread, but DCA is special.  Like a snowflake.  And we are all expected to sit on the edge of our toilets, desperately waiting 35 days for the little guy to post his pic.

I'm so excited.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 22, 2012, 06:42:45 PM

Yeah.  You see, we already have a post-your-pic thread, but DCA is special.  Like a snowflake.  And we are all expected to sit on the edge of our toilets, desperately waiting 35 days for the little guy to post his pic.

I'm so excited.

Oh.  I was getting too caught up in vulgar displays of bullshit like:

If someone on the Web rebukes me so harshly-or rather- Consistently, while actually showing his RL face on the e-tubes than, I am, by the New tech-rules of NeoMedieval Chivalry, obliged to do the same.

And

Everyone think about what has been said on the Web by people you'll never know, and realize the valor in giving up your internet anonymity.

To see that particular angle.

When will people learn that MORE WORDS does not equal BETTER POINT?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 22, 2012, 06:56:12 PM
i thought this guy was a troll (or rather, jerk) from years ago before i came here?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2012, 06:58:08 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 22, 2012, 04:34:42 PM
1. I think that there's only one guy here who insists on remaining anonymous because of Teh Big Scary Intardnets.

That might be me.  I'm not entirely anonymous, but I like to make it difficult for anyone who isn't a government employee or uber-hacker to figure out who I am.  Especially given the kind of people I tend to piss off on the internet are the kind of people with too much spare time and an inclination to data-mine, copy photos and then post them on sites frequented by football hooligans and other unstable personality types.

It didn't bother me much when I lived in the middle of nowhere, as it'd be more effort than it would be worth to actually even get to me.  But now I'm in the big city, a moron could get his outrage on, find me, smash my face in with a brick and be back home before his beer got to room temperature.  That's the kind of proximity that allows for someone to do something really fucking stupid before any kind of self-control asserts itself.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 07:03:31 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on September 22, 2012, 06:56:12 PM
i thought this guy was a troll (or rather, jerk) from years ago before i came here?

He's very worried, you see, about irresponsible Black parents.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 22, 2012, 07:03:31 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on September 22, 2012, 06:56:12 PM
i thought this guy was a troll (or rather, jerk) from years ago before i came here?

He's very worried, you see, about irresponsible Black parents.

What about the irresponsible White Parents?  What if a kid has a white parent and a black parent and neither of them are responsible? 

And for fucks sake, why can't we get some Asians involved in this angst?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2012, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 22, 2012, 07:03:31 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on September 22, 2012, 06:56:12 PM
i thought this guy was a troll (or rather, jerk) from years ago before i came here?

He's very worried, you see, about irresponsible Black parents.

What about the irresponsible White Parents?  What if a kid has a white parent and a black parent and neither of them are responsible? 

And for fucks sake, why can't we get some Asians involved in this angst?

Ah, but irresponsible white parents don't send their kid on Chicago's public transport system, or so I am led to believe.

And Asians don't have kids.  They emerge, fully formed as adults from the cocoon.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:17:19 PM
But the where do Asian Porn Stars come from?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Luna on September 22, 2012, 07:19:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:17:19 PM
But the where do Asian Porn Stars come from?

The emerge, fully formed, from the wangs of Asian porn stars.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:25:06 PM
There are Asian Porn Stars with dicks?  I need to start paying closer attention.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
I believe there is a whole genre devoted to Asian porn stars with dicks.

Also, obligatory joke about Hugh's mental breakdown (for Roger and ECH).
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:30:41 PM
Wait, I've lost the thread here, are we talking about male Asian Porn stars or dickgirls?  Because I'll masturbate to either, but really I just want to be sure I'm on the correct threadjacking topic.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2012, 07:34:15 PM
Dickgirls.

A former admin of ours, Hugh, apparently ended up getting married to one, unaware of her past life (until a kind forum member sent him pictures of her working in her former career).  This led to a mental breakdown and a short stay in a mental facility.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:35:39 PM
 :lulz: That is awesome.  And horrible.  But mostly awesome.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 07:44:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 07:34:15 PM
Dickgirls.

A former admin of ours, Hugh, apparently ended up getting married to one, unaware of her past life (until a kind forum member sent him pictures of her working in her former career).  This led to a mental breakdown and a short stay in a mental facility.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.   :lulz:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 07:44:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:35:39 PM
:lulz: That is awesome.  And horrible.  But mostly awesome.

Now he just sits on a blog nobody reads, spewing out page after page of Paganism.   :lulz:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2012, 07:50:06 PM
BUDDHISM AND WICCA ARE SUPER SPECIAL AND I AM LIKE AN OCCULT SUBCOMMANTE MARCOS, ONLY BETTER BECAUSE I AM IRONICALLY SELF-AWARE OF MY WESTERN HIPSTERDOM. 
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:00:08 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 22, 2012, 07:44:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:35:39 PM
:lulz: That is awesome.  And horrible.  But mostly awesome.

Now he just sits on a blog nobody reads, spewing out page after page of Paganism.   :lulz:

Wait.  What?  Is this like some sort of formal paganism or the shit you find on the interwebs that's just totally made up and garnished with a few references to "white magik" and "The Goddess"?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:01:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 07:50:06 PM
BUDDHISM AND WICCA ARE SUPER SPECIAL AND I AM LIKE AN OCCULT SUBCOMMANTE MARCOS, ONLY BETTER BECAUSE I AM IRONICALLY SELF-AWARE OF MY WESTERN HIPSTERDOM.

The future of space travel is not out in space, ironically, it is to be found in our own asses.  Because I've seen far to many folks travel to alternate realities just by disappearing up their own assholes.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2012, 08:02:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:00:08 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 22, 2012, 07:44:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:35:39 PM
:lulz: That is awesome.  And horrible.  But mostly awesome.

Now he just sits on a blog nobody reads, spewing out page after page of Paganism.   :lulz:

Wait.  What?  Is this like some sort of formal paganism or the shit you find on the interwebs that's just totally made up and garnished with a few references to "white magik" and "The Goddess"?

Oh, it gets WAY funnier than THAT, IJ.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:07:41 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 22, 2012, 08:02:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:00:08 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 22, 2012, 07:44:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 07:35:39 PM
:lulz: That is awesome.  And horrible.  But mostly awesome.

Now he just sits on a blog nobody reads, spewing out page after page of Paganism.   :lulz:

Wait.  What?  Is this like some sort of formal paganism or the shit you find on the interwebs that's just totally made up and garnished with a few references to "white magik" and "The Goddess"?

Oh, it gets WAY funnier than THAT, IJ.

Links or it didn't happen!  Okay, I just need to go read this individual.  Someone hook a brother up.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2012, 08:49:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Both, and/or neither, and/or pie, and/or fnord.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:54:28 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 22, 2012, 08:49:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Both, and/or neither, and/or pie, and/or fnord.


Ohhhhhh. 

And the hot dog was enlightened.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:54:28 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 22, 2012, 08:49:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Both, and/or neither, and/or pie, and/or fnord.


Ohhhhhh. 

And the hot dog was enlightened.

More or less. And like the hotdog it has a strong chance of being filled with things you wouldn't normally put in your body.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 09:30:40 PM
I get it, it's like those questions the Buddha refused to answer because they "tend not to edification". The message is not in whether or not it's particulars are true, the message is the fucking message.

I think.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2012, 10:39:30 PM
No, it's because most Discordians are dicks, and people are trained to treat obsfucation as being deep and meaningful.

I would say a good 90% of people here don't believe in a literal Eris.  Some have metaphysical beliefs which would include things like magic, but they are in a significant minority.  Mostly it's a series of metaphors and mindsets with which it is useful to look at the world, but, well, depending on how you're defining it, religion can be seen pretty much as that too.  Except more wrong, because they didn't have Advanced Scientific Knowledge like we do now.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 22, 2012, 10:51:31 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 22, 2012, 04:34:42 PM
1. I think that there's only one guy here who insists on remaining anonymous because of Teh Big Scary Intardnets. The rest of us mostly have each other's names and addresses, or would share if asked.

2. There's a whole thread somewhere devoted to nothing but pictures of the spags here.

3. Thanks to modern technology, a great many of us have met face-to-face and/or spoken to each other by phone. Or live together. Stuff like that.

4. You'll get more participants if you post a thread asking who HASN'T posted video of themselves. :lol:

PARTY POOPER.  :lulz:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 11:09:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 10:39:30 PM
No, it's because most Discordians are dicks, and people are trained to treat obsfucation as being deep and meaningful.

Well yeah, a question that tends not to lead to edification is the Buddha's nice way of saying "utterly besides the point, you twatwaffle"

That's why the category gets applied to metaphysical questions in Buddhist thought (It's should be noted that I'm going by 20 year old memories of college, so if anyone knows otherwise, please feel free to correct me).  It's a way of refocusing on the question on how one should behave in the here and not, and not focus on considerations that have nothing to do with it.

Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 10:39:30 PM
I would say a good 90% of people here don't believe in a literal Eris.  Some have metaphysical beliefs which would include things like magic, but they are in a significant minority.  Mostly it's a series of metaphors and mindsets with which it is useful to look at the world, but, well, depending on how you're defining it, religion can be seen pretty much as that too.  Except more wrong, because they didn't have Advanced Scientific Knowledge like we do now.

Ok, I can see that.  That makes it all the more understandable.

But - In my experience people don't approach religion itself as a series of metaphors and mindsets (even if that's all it boils down to) but rather as a dogma which is literally true and must be obeyed, but not understood.  Serves me right for knowing so many Evangelicals.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2012, 12:31:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on September 22, 2012, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.
You are correct, sir. This is not one of the things you should care about.

Oh, ok.  I kind of got the "Self-important asshole is self-important" vibe here but wanted to be clear.

Your assholedar is spot-on and working flawlessly.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2012, 12:36:51 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 06:58:08 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 22, 2012, 04:34:42 PM
1. I think that there's only one guy here who insists on remaining anonymous because of Teh Big Scary Intardnets.

That might be me.  I'm not entirely anonymous, but I like to make it difficult for anyone who isn't a government employee or uber-hacker to figure out who I am.  Especially given the kind of people I tend to piss off on the internet are the kind of people with too much spare time and an inclination to data-mine, copy photos and then post them on sites frequented by football hooligans and other unstable personality types.

It didn't bother me much when I lived in the middle of nowhere, as it'd be more effort than it would be worth to actually even get to me.  But now I'm in the big city, a moron could get his outrage on, find me, smash my face in with a brick and be back home before his beer got to room temperature.  That's the kind of proximity that allows for someone to do something really fucking stupid before any kind of self-control asserts itself.

No, I wasn't thinking about you, because you are only semi-anonymous in the sense that while I might not know who you are, and you haven't posted it publicly, I know you have shared your PI and/or hung out with other spags from here in the past.

You're also Hyper Political Guy so you have a reason to not make your PI readily available.

I'm talking like, almost nobody here is all "NO NONE OF YOU SPAGS CAN KNOW WHO I AM, I DON'T TRUST ANY OF YOU YOU'RE FROM THE INTERNETS!"

Most people, if someone else PMed them and said "Yo dawg, can I get your addy I want to mail you a thing" would say "sure" and not think twice about it.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2012, 12:39:10 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

I think of it as a sort of philosophical worldview.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 23, 2012, 03:48:19 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 11:09:06 PM
But - In my experience people don't approach religion itself as a series of metaphors and mindsets (even if that's all it boils down to) but rather as a dogma which is literally true and must be obeyed, but not understood.  Serves me right for knowing so many Evangelicals.

Yeah, well, kinda.  Certainly it is in the modern world.

Historically though, things were a bit more flexible.  While denying the existence of God would get you branded crazy and perhaps burnt alive, so would taking every single sentence in your holy book of choice literally, like the Fundies do nowadays.  Hence all the Talmudic scholars and Catholic philosophers and things.  There was wiggle room for some creative intepretation, and looking at things less than entirely on a surface level.

Also, because the dominant religion(s) itself was less challenged in historical times (all challengers having being burnt alive), things like homosexuality, for example, were in some parts of the world treated as an amusing quirk more than as a heinous crime against God.  The religious institutions were more secure, so proscribed behaviour was, paradoxically, more acceptable to said institutions. 

But as religion gets challenged, especially in the modern world with its multiple choices and inconvenient facts and science and stuff, fundamentalism becomes a way of simplifying everything down.  And that includes scripture.  By allowing any sort of interpretation, you come back round to the current state of affairs, with liberal and scientists and theologians and liberal scientists and theologian liberal scientists ruining everything.  It sets very clear boundaries of who is a Winner in God's Great Game and who is a Sinning Sodomite Loser Going to Hell, which facts and progress tend to make blurry.

The irony that fundamentalism actually undermines the traditional understanding of religion is amusing, but best not to point out to said fundamentalists.  Not face to face, anyway.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 23, 2012, 03:57:15 AM
I've been reading a book on fundamentalism lately, and it shows.

Also, several beers.  I shall return to this thread when there is a sun in the sky.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 23, 2012, 04:34:10 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on September 22, 2012, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.
You are correct, sir. This is not one of the things you should care about.

Oh, ok.  I kind of got the "Self-important asshole is self-important" vibe here but wanted to be clear.

This guy GETS IT.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 23, 2012, 04:43:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 07:34:15 PM
Dickgirls.

A former admin of ours, Hugh, apparently ended up getting married to one, unaware of her past life (until a kind forum member sent him pictures of her working in her former career).  This led to a mental breakdown and a short stay in a mental facility.

:eek:


:eek:


:eek:


:lulz:

Yeah. If that had to happen to somebody, it IS kind of awesome that it was Hugh.

Not that I'd wish it on anybody, y'understand. [/obligatory]

But...  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 04:47:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 23, 2012, 03:48:19 AM

But as religion gets challenged, especially in the modern world with its multiple choices and inconvenient facts and science and stuff, fundamentalism becomes a way of simplifying everything down.  And that includes scripture.  By allowing any sort of interpretation, you come back round to the current state of affairs, with liberal and scientists and theologians and liberal scientists and theologian liberal scientists ruining everything.  It sets very clear boundaries of who is a Winner in God's Great Game and who is a Sinning Sodomite Loser Going to Hell, which facts and progress tend to make blurry.

The irony that fundamentalism actually undermines the traditional understanding of religion is amusing, but best not to point out to said fundamentalists.  Not face to face, anyway.

What does it say about us as a species that fundamentalism is such a successful option, then? That when confronted with complexity, far too many of us are willing to resign our ability to think and give it over to others?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 04:48:24 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:34:10 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on September 22, 2012, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.
You are correct, sir. This is not one of the things you should care about.

Oh, ok.  I kind of got the "Self-important asshole is self-important" vibe here but wanted to be clear.

This guy GETS IT.

I get a lot of things.  Sometimes I actually get what I need.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 04:50:42 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 23, 2012, 12:39:10 AM
I think of it as a sort of philosophical worldview.

A heavily de-mythologized religion it is, then.

Or at least for you, I read somewhere around here that if I ask the same question to nine of you I'd get ten answers.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 23, 2012, 04:51:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 23, 2012, 03:48:19 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 11:09:06 PM
But - In my experience people don't approach religion itself as a series of metaphors and mindsets (even if that's all it boils down to) but rather as a dogma which is literally true and must be obeyed, but not understood.  Serves me right for knowing so many Evangelicals.

Yeah, well, kinda.  Certainly it is in the modern world.

Historically though, things were a bit more flexible.  While denying the existence of God would get you branded crazy and perhaps burnt alive, so would taking every single sentence in your holy book of choice literally, like the Fundies do nowadays.  Hence all the Talmudic scholars and Catholic philosophers and things.  There was wiggle room for some creative intepretation, and looking at things less than entirely on a surface level.

Also, because the dominant religion(s) itself was less challenged in historical times (all challengers having being burnt alive), things like homosexuality, for example, were in some parts of the world treated as an amusing quirk more than as a heinous crime against God.  The religious institutions were more secure, so proscribed behaviour was, paradoxically, more acceptable to said institutions. 

But as religion gets challenged, especially in the modern world with its multiple choices and inconvenient facts and science and stuff, fundamentalism becomes a way of simplifying everything down.  And that includes scripture.  By allowing any sort of interpretation, you come back round to the current state of affairs, with liberal and scientists and theologians and liberal scientists and theologian liberal scientists ruining everything.  It sets very clear boundaries of who is a Winner in God's Great Game and who is a Sinning Sodomite Loser Going to Hell, which facts and progress tend to make blurry.

The irony that fundamentalism actually undermines the traditional understanding of religion is amusing, but best not to point out to said fundamentalists.  Not face to face, anyway.

Yeah, I was going to say how a lot of Jewish scholars are kind of agnostic, can laugh at things like the story in Exodus about God showing his ass to Moses, and don't take any of it literally, but you said it better.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 23, 2012, 04:57:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 04:47:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 23, 2012, 03:48:19 AM

But as religion gets challenged, especially in the modern world with its multiple choices and inconvenient facts and science and stuff, fundamentalism becomes a way of simplifying everything down.  And that includes scripture.  By allowing any sort of interpretation, you come back round to the current state of affairs, with liberal and scientists and theologians and liberal scientists and theologian liberal scientists ruining everything.  It sets very clear boundaries of who is a Winner in God's Great Game and who is a Sinning Sodomite Loser Going to Hell, which facts and progress tend to make blurry.

The irony that fundamentalism actually undermines the traditional understanding of religion is amusing, but best not to point out to said fundamentalists.  Not face to face, anyway.

What does it say about us as a species that fundamentalism is such a successful option, then? That when confronted with complexity, far too many of us are willing to resign our ability to think and give it over to others?

I saw a doc once (I know, I know... :lol: ) about those kids who shot themselves and blamed it on Judas Priest. The parents were yahoo shit, one boy's dad was bragging about how he stomped the kids ass for smoking weed. There was a scene where one of the moms was in her fundie church wondering if there was anything she could have done different, and the pastor was reassuring her that she did everything right, it was all the result of that satanic devil music.

Fundamentalism = a license to be retarded, treat people like crap, and FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT!
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 05:08:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:57:47 PM

Fundamentalism = a license to be retarded, treat people like crap, and FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT!

And never once take ownership of the consequences of your decisions.

Which, if I dig enough, I suppose I can find a silver lining in.  Most good and upstanding AMERICANS have absolutely no problem not taking ownership.  Fundamentalists at least have the rudimentary need for a sky daddy (or suitable earthly representative) to absolve them of the need to take ownership of the consequences.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 23, 2012, 06:15:06 PM
I think one of the things that keeps me coming back to PD is the ability for the community to take a failtarded OP and transform the thread into some rather insightful discussion :lulz:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 23, 2012, 08:04:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 05:08:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:57:47 PM

Fundamentalism = a license to be retarded, treat people like crap, and FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT!

And never once take ownership of the consequences of your decisions.

Which, if I dig enough, I suppose I can find a silver lining in.  Most good and upstanding AMERICANS have absolutely no problem not taking ownership.  Fundamentalists at least have the rudimentary need for a sky daddy (or suitable earthly representative) to absolve them of the need to take ownership of the consequences.

Absolved by the BLOOD-O-JESUS(TM). It's like OXI-CLEAN for your brutality and fuckups.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 08:21:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 08:04:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 05:08:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:57:47 PM

Fundamentalism = a license to be retarded, treat people like crap, and FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT!

And never once take ownership of the consequences of your decisions.

Which, if I dig enough, I suppose I can find a silver lining in.  Most good and upstanding AMERICANS have absolutely no problem not taking ownership.  Fundamentalists at least have the rudimentary need for a sky daddy (or suitable earthly representative) to absolve them of the need to take ownership of the consequences.

Absolved by the BLOOD-O-JESUS(TM). It's like OXI-CLEAN for your brutality and fuckups.

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BLOOD-O-JESUS!

Fuck, now I need to see this.  Godamn you cocaine!  Why'd you have to take Billy so young!
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 24, 2012, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?
[...] 
I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Been pondering this quite a while, still not sure if there's a difference.

Keeps me on my toes, I guess.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 24, 2012, 08:18:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:07:41 PM
Links or it didn't happen!  Okay, I just need to go read this individual.  Someone hook a brother up.

This. Story sounds promising.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 09:09:18 AM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?
[...] 
I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Been pondering this quite a while, still not sure if there's a difference.

Keeps me on my toes, I guess.

I think it's like being a pro-wrestling fan.  On the one hand there's the willing suspension of disbelief that is involved in any form of entertainment or religion, but on the other you know it's all bullshit gussied up and kayfabed out to hell and back in order to look kinda sorta real. 

Not too far from most religions, except there are less marks and more smarks.  No disrespect intended.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 24, 2012, 11:32:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 09:09:18 AM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?
[...] 
I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Been pondering this quite a while, still not sure if there's a difference.

Keeps me on my toes, I guess.

I think it's like being a pro-wrestling fan.  On the one hand there's the willing suspension of disbelief that is involved in any form of entertainment or religion, but on the other you know it's all bullshit gussied up and kayfabed out to hell and back in order to look kinda sorta real. 

Not too far from most religions, except there are less marks and more smarks.  No disrespect intended.

None taken, I applaud your simile. Only in this case, along with the suspension of disbelief, there is also a suspension of belief aspect. I mean, the situation with pro wrestling is asymmetrical (the unsuspended-disbelief-state is the real real). For me, with Eris and that lot (the Tao, etc.) it is actually quite symmetrical. It wobbles, though.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2012, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

It's an individual thing, really.  Personally, I just use it as the last excuse for being an asshat.

Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:31:59 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

It's an individual thing, really.  Personally, I just use it as the last excuse for being an asshat.

Well I knew that about you, kind of. Although a couple of things you've said elsewhere made me question that conclusion.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2012, 06:34:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:31:59 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

It's an individual thing, really.  Personally, I just use it as the last excuse for being an asshat.

Well I knew that about you, kind of. Although a couple of things you've said elsewhere made me question that conclusion.

There are rumors that I have other, more pleasant motives, but the people spreading those rumors are drug addicts and are not to be trusted.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 11:32:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 09:09:18 AM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?
[...] 
I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Been pondering this quite a while, still not sure if there's a difference.

Keeps me on my toes, I guess.

I think it's like being a pro-wrestling fan.  On the one hand there's the willing suspension of disbelief that is involved in any form of entertainment or religion, but on the other you know it's all bullshit gussied up and kayfabed out to hell and back in order to look kinda sorta real. 

Not too far from most religions, except there are less marks and more smarks.  No disrespect intended.

None taken, I applaud your simile. Only in this case, along with the suspension of disbelief, there is also a suspension of belief aspect. I mean, the situation with pro wrestling is asymmetrical (the unsuspended-disbelief-state is the real real). For me, with Eris and that lot (the Tao, etc.) it is actually quite symmetrical. It wobbles, though.

Well, there is a sense in which the term smark can be considered derogatory, which isn't what I intended. 

You are correct that it's not a perfect 1 to 1 match here, but being of semi-intelligent white trash stock, wrestling is what I know and it's informed they way I look at a lot in American life.  You have the worked (fake, storyline) aspect and you have the shoot (really for real) aspect.  Things are very rarely just a work or a shoot - in fact things which have been works have misfired and become shoots, and things which have been shoots have become worked angles.

And you can disappear up your own ass trying to figure out the line of demarcation between the two - which in and of itself is a form of being worked.

I find that this applies to a lot of other horseshit in my life.  My company, for example, comes up with different themes every year that were supposed to aspire to in our day to day, but they almost always boil down to "Make an assload of cash and convince our customers that our services are worth spending an assload of cash on us". In that case the specifics here are the work.

Or religion and politics.  Or shit, history itself can sometimes feel like your being worked.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:46:44 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 06:34:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:31:59 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
It's Buddhism and Wicca and Discordianism and Chaos Magic(k).  Oh, and cafe Druidism.

Ok, and that leads to a semi-serious question I have about this board - do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?  Not trying to stick my dick in anyone's mashed potatoes here, but I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

It's an individual thing, really.  Personally, I just use it as the last excuse for being an asshat.

Well I knew that about you, kind of. Although a couple of things you've said elsewhere made me question that conclusion.

There are rumors that I have other, more pleasant motives, but the people spreading those rumors are drug addicts and are not to be trusted.

I tend not to trust people that tell me to not believe what I see with my own eyes or believe what I conclude with my own (diseased and drug addled) brain.  If you want me to believe what you're peddling at least make that shit initially believeable.  Save the silly shit for when I'm already too involved to back out.

In other news I'm going to get some of my Thetans audited today..... :lulz:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 11:32:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 09:09:18 AM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?
[...] 
I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Been pondering this quite a while, still not sure if there's a difference.

Keeps me on my toes, I guess.

I think it's like being a pro-wrestling fan.  On the one hand there's the willing suspension of disbelief that is involved in any form of entertainment or religion, but on the other you know it's all bullshit gussied up and kayfabed out to hell and back in order to look kinda sorta real. 

Not too far from most religions, except there are less marks and more smarks.  No disrespect intended.

None taken, I applaud your simile. Only in this case, along with the suspension of disbelief, there is also a suspension of belief aspect. I mean, the situation with pro wrestling is asymmetrical (the unsuspended-disbelief-state is the real real). For me, with Eris and that lot (the Tao, etc.) it is actually quite symmetrical. It wobbles, though.

Well, there is a sense in which the term smark can be considered derogatory, which isn't what I intended. 

You are correct that it's not a perfect 1 to 1 match here, but being of semi-intelligent white trash stock, wrestling is what I know and it's informed they way I look at a lot in American life.  You have the worked (fake, storyline) aspect and you have the shoot (really for real) aspect.  Things are very rarely just a work or a shoot - in fact things which have been works have misfired and become shoots, and things which have been shoots have become worked angles.

And you can disappear up your own ass trying to figure out the line of demarcation between the two - which in and of itself is a form of being worked.

I find that this applies to a lot of other horseshit in my life.  My company, for example, comes up with different themes every year that were supposed to aspire to in our day to day, but they almost always boil down to "Make an assload of cash and convince our customers that our services are worth spending an assload of cash on us". In that case the specifics here are the work.

Or religion and politics.  Or shit, history itself can sometimes feel like your being worked.

Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

Actually, I think it's worth ignoring the style, which may seem pretentious, for the discovery that Barthes is actually quite discordian in his thinking. And insightful to boot. Also, keep mind, time of writing, 1957!
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"

I prefer TV preachers, though it's largely the same thing.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"

I prefer TV preachers, though it's largely the same thing.

Politics too.  Which is why I feel it is my Humane duty to shit all over things that a true believer spews.  It's not that I don't appreciate the theater, it's that I find it as offensive as if I was sitting next to someone in the theater who insisted that The Avengers was an accurate record of the time that Manhattan was almost invaded by aliens.

Which is not to say that I think politics is useless or ultimately meaningless, just that it should be approached with the mindset that the surface is mostly bullshit and you've got to dig a bit to get down to the reality.

(Which in and of itself is also dangerous - we've both posted with folks who think they've done the digging and arrived at REAL ULTIMATE KNOWLEDGE, but in reality it was just another flavor of horseshit.)
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2012, 07:50:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"

I prefer TV preachers, though it's largely the same thing.

Politics too.  Which is why I feel it is my Humane duty to shit all over things that a true believer spews.  It's not that I don't appreciate the theater, it's that I find it as offensive as if I was sitting next to someone in the theater who insisted that The Avengers was an accurate record of the time that Manhattan was almost invaded by aliens.

Which is not to say that I think politics is useless or ultimately meaningless, just that it should be approached with the mindset that the surface is mostly bullshit and you've got to dig a bit to get down to the reality.

(Which in and of itself is also dangerous - we've both posted with folks who think they've done the digging and arrived at REAL ULTIMATE KNOWLEDGE, but in reality it was just another flavor of horseshit.)

I can't argue with any of that.   :lulz:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"

It's like a soap opera, only with big, loud men in tights.

(Recovered fan, here.)
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
It's like a soap opera, only with big, loud men in tights.

(Recovered fan, here.)

Why in the name of all that is right and good would you want to recover?  When you have a legit candidate for the US senate running a company that works corpse fucking into an angle you've got everything you need right there.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
It's like a soap opera, only with big, loud men in tights.

(Recovered fan, here.)

Why in the name of all that is right and good would you want to recover?  When you have a legit candidate for the US senate running a company that works corpse fucking into an angle you've got everything you need right there.

:lol:  Wasn't so much as "wanted to recover," it just sorta happened.  When the story lines started jumping the shark, and a lot of my favorites either moved on or passed away, I moved on.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
It's like a soap opera, only with big, loud men in tights.

(Recovered fan, here.)

Why in the name of all that is right and good would you want to recover?  When you have a legit candidate for the US senate running a company that works corpse fucking into an angle you've got everything you need right there.

:lol:  Wasn't so much as "wanted to recover," it just sorta happened.  When the story lines started jumping the shark, and a lot of my favorites either moved on or passed away, I moved on.

Well if I was in the mood to let declining quality decide for me I'd have given up on Ric Flair back in the early 90's, and would have missed out on what a train wreck he's become, both in the ring and out.

But I understand where you're coming from, sometimes you out grow something, sometimes it leaves you, and sometimes it's best to let it be in the past.

This is why I don't watch episodes of the A-Team in my old age.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Freeky on September 24, 2012, 10:35:03 PM
I'm here for the donuts and friendship.

:hosrie:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Luna on September 24, 2012, 11:39:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
It's like a soap opera, only with big, loud men in tights.

(Recovered fan, here.)

Why in the name of all that is right and good would you want to recover?  When you have a legit candidate for the US senate running a company that works corpse fucking into an angle you've got everything you need right there.

:lol:  Wasn't so much as "wanted to recover," it just sorta happened.  When the story lines started jumping the shark, and a lot of my favorites either moved on or passed away, I moved on.

Well if I was in the mood to let declining quality decide for me I'd have given up on Ric Flair back in the early 90's, and would have missed out on what a train wreck he's become, both in the ring and out.

But I understand where you're coming from, sometimes you out grow something, sometimes it leaves you, and sometimes it's best to let it be in the past.

This is why I don't watch episodes of the A-Team in my old age.

I pretty much had it with Ric Flair back when he was yammering about being "Space Mountain, the wildest ride in the park."  Guess nobody told him it was the shortest, and over fastest...
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 11:45:41 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 11:39:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
It's like a soap opera, only with big, loud men in tights.

(Recovered fan, here.)

Why in the name of all that is right and good would you want to recover?  When you have a legit candidate for the US senate running a company that works corpse fucking into an angle you've got everything you need right there.

:lol:  Wasn't so much as "wanted to recover," it just sorta happened.  When the story lines started jumping the shark, and a lot of my favorites either moved on or passed away, I moved on.

Well if I was in the mood to let declining quality decide for me I'd have given up on Ric Flair back in the early 90's, and would have missed out on what a train wreck he's become, both in the ring and out.

But I understand where you're coming from, sometimes you out grow something, sometimes it leaves you, and sometimes it's best to let it be in the past.

This is why I don't watch episodes of the A-Team in my old age.

I pretty much had it with Ric Flair back when he was yammering about being "Space Mountain, the wildest ride in the park."  Guess nobody told him it was the shortest, and over fastest...

Going to have to agree to disagree with you on that one.  Ric Flai > Maitreya, The hidden Iman, and a returned Jesus all rolled up into one.  That he's also in huge monetary debt to almost all of North Carolina is icing on the cake.  He's the avatar of fucking it up, yet still going far.

Of course it should also be noted that I have a huge mancrush on CM Punk when he's in heel mode , so anyone who can draw heat as a heel is greater than Jesus in my book. YMMV.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Luna on September 24, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 11:45:41 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 11:39:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
It's like a soap opera, only with big, loud men in tights.

(Recovered fan, here.)

Why in the name of all that is right and good would you want to recover?  When you have a legit candidate for the US senate running a company that works corpse fucking into an angle you've got everything you need right there.

:lol:  Wasn't so much as "wanted to recover," it just sorta happened.  When the story lines started jumping the shark, and a lot of my favorites either moved on or passed away, I moved on.

Well if I was in the mood to let declining quality decide for me I'd have given up on Ric Flair back in the early 90's, and would have missed out on what a train wreck he's become, both in the ring and out.

But I understand where you're coming from, sometimes you out grow something, sometimes it leaves you, and sometimes it's best to let it be in the past.

This is why I don't watch episodes of the A-Team in my old age.

I pretty much had it with Ric Flair back when he was yammering about being "Space Mountain, the wildest ride in the park."  Guess nobody told him it was the shortest, and over fastest...

Going to have to agree to disagree with you on that one.  Ric Flai > Maitreya, The hidden Iman, and a returned Jesus all rolled up into one.  That he's also in huge monetary debt to almost all of North Carolina is icing on the cake.  He's the avatar of fucking it up, yet still going far.

Of course it should also be noted that I have a huge mancrush on CM Punk when he's in heel mode , so anyone who can draw heat as a heel is greater than Jesus in my book. YMMV.

Eh, he never did it for me.  Thing with pro wrestling is that it's all black and white.  You're either a heel or a hero, or flipping from one to the other.  (Or were, I haven't watched in YEARS.)  I grew out of it.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 25, 2012, 12:12:12 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 11:53:04 PM

Eh, he never did it for me.  Thing with pro wrestling is that it's all black and white.  You're either a heel or a hero, or flipping from one to the other.  (Or were, I haven't watched in YEARS.)  I grew out of it.

Most folks get to that age.  But some poor suckers get drawn into it and look for layers of meaning.

Unfortunately, I'm that guy.  Anyone who can make you hate them enough to part with your own money to see them get their asses (fake) beat - that's a person with knowledge.

Also, just for clarification when did you watch?  Your mention of a strict dichotomy between faces or heels makes me think you missed out on 95-2001 or so, when it was all the rage to have your top faces be irredeemable assholes (which in itself was just a reflection on what young men 18-25 wanted to think of themselves at the time), or just resist any sort of classification at all - for example New Jack was consistently presented as a heel, but cheered as a face.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jack

All apologies - if you don't want to continue the conversation, I understand.  It's a topic that fascinates me, but bores the shit out of a lot of people.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Luna on September 25, 2012, 12:21:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 25, 2012, 12:12:12 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 24, 2012, 11:53:04 PM

Eh, he never did it for me.  Thing with pro wrestling is that it's all black and white.  You're either a heel or a hero, or flipping from one to the other.  (Or were, I haven't watched in YEARS.)  I grew out of it.

Most folks get to that age.  But some poor suckers get drawn into it and look for layers of meaning.

Unfortunately, I'm that guy.  Anyone who can make you hate them enough to part with your own money to see them get their asses (fake) beat - that's a person with knowledge.

Also, just for clarification when did you watch?  Your mention of a strict dichotomy between faces or heels makes me think you missed out on 95-2001 or so, when it was all the rage to have your top faces be irredeemable assholes (which in itself was just a reflection on what young men 18-25 wanted to think of themselves at the time), or just resist any sort of classification at all - for example New Jack was consistently presented as a heel, but cheered as a face.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jack

All apologies - if you don't want to continue the conversation, I understand.  It's a topic that fascinates me, but bores the shit out of a lot of people.

Nah, it's cool.  :)  I quit watching when Kerry Von Erich died, or not long after that.  Broke my heart, it did.

He was my first...  My brother was watching a match that he was acting as a special ref for, back in WCCE, an "I quit" match...  Can't remember who was fighting, just that both guys were bloody messes, and I remember the commentator talking about how both of the guys had been in serious, balls-to-the-wall grudges with Kerry, but both trusted him to ref the fight fairly.  So, yeah, I missed out on that time, that would have been the early 90's.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 25, 2012, 12:41:10 AM
Goddamn, the Von Erich clan.  That explains a ton - even the antipathy to Flair.  That was also back in the day before the business came out about its true nature and was still desperately trying to keep kayfabe.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Luna on September 25, 2012, 12:48:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 25, 2012, 12:41:10 AM
Goddamn, the Von Erich clan.  That explains a ton - even the antipathy to Flair.  That was also back in the day before the business came out about its true nature and was still desperately trying to keep kayfabe.

Well, that, and the fact that, back then, Flair set off every "douchnozzle alert" in my young system.

Yeah, I knew even back then it was faked...  I SAW the match where... fuck, what were their names... pair of brothers who were professional losers...  They were on a card against a pair of big names in a tag-team match, and the guy in the ring managed to mis-time something, rammed himself head-first into the post (missed the turnbuckle completely), and knocked himself out cold, WAY across the ring from his partner.

The few seconds of the brothers staring at each other with, "oh, FUCK, we're supposed to LOSE" all over their faces blew it forever.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 25, 2012, 01:25:11 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"

I prefer TV preachers, though it's largely the same thing.

I like Ultimate Fighting... they don't fake the blood.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 25, 2012, 01:51:23 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 25, 2012, 01:25:11 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"

I prefer TV preachers, though it's largely the same thing.

I like Ultimate Fighting... they don't fake the blood.

I like it too, but it didn't fit very well with my whole illusory/reality dichotomy I was trying to put forth, or the search for reality amongst lies.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 02:24:47 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 25, 2012, 01:25:11 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"

I prefer TV preachers, though it's largely the same thing.

I like Ultimate Fighting... they don't fake the blood.

I don't want to see real blood. 
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Luna on September 25, 2012, 02:48:15 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 02:24:47 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 25, 2012, 01:25:11 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Well being Eastern European I am not a wrestling expert... we tend to have dancing bears instead. But the best thing I've read about wrestling so far is this (more content, that):
http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm (http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~ikalmar/illustex/Barthes-wrestling.htm)

There's probably very little in the wrestling angle that would interest someone who wasn't raised on it beyond the outermost edges, but you have a fake thing being offered as a real thing, but it acknowledges its fake and still operates under the notion that its real.  There is reality in it, but its pressed into service of the fake.

Figuring out the specifics is a detail left to the viewer, if the viewer even cares to attempt such an undertaking.  Alternatively you could just be entertained, knowing the whole thing is bullshit but resigning that small little voice to the outer reaches of consciousness for the duration.

Or as someone on the interbutts once said through tears "it's still real to me dammit!"

I prefer TV preachers, though it's largely the same thing.

I like Ultimate Fighting... they don't fake the blood.

I don't want to see real blood.

This.

And this is coming from someone who plays with swords for fun.  (I have, for the record, seen considerably more blood drawn by armor than by either fencing steel or rattan weapons.)
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Pæs on September 25, 2012, 03:00:08 AM
SPOILER ALERT:

(http://treehumper.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cow_ass-530x397.jpg)

Can find pics of this guy just by Googling his name. Derp. 35 day wait ruined.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 03:00:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on September 25, 2012, 03:00:08 AM
SPOILER ALERT:

(http://treehumper.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cow_ass-530x397.jpg)

Can find pics of this guy just by Googling his name. Derp. 35 day wait ruined.

Paes brilliantly takes New Guinea, and bursts out into Asia.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 25, 2012, 06:37:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 11:32:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 09:09:18 AM
Quote from: holist on September 24, 2012, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
do you all seriously believe Discordianism as for real and for true, or is it just a useful mental frame for viewing life?
[...] 
I can't quite get a grasp on whether this whole thing is to be taken seriously or if it is to be thought about as a sort of Koan?

Been pondering this quite a while, still not sure if there's a difference.

Keeps me on my toes, I guess.

I think it's like being a pro-wrestling fan.  On the one hand there's the willing suspension of disbelief that is involved in any form of entertainment or religion, but on the other you know it's all bullshit gussied up and kayfabed out to hell and back in order to look kinda sorta real. 

Not too far from most religions, except there are less marks and more smarks.  No disrespect intended.

None taken, I applaud your simile. Only in this case, along with the suspension of disbelief, there is also a suspension of belief aspect. I mean, the situation with pro wrestling is asymmetrical (the unsuspended-disbelief-state is the real real). For me, with Eris and that lot (the Tao, etc.) it is actually quite symmetrical. It wobbles, though.

Well, there is a sense in which the term smark can be considered derogatory, which isn't what I intended. 

You are correct that it's not a perfect 1 to 1 match here, but being of semi-intelligent white trash stock, wrestling is what I know and it's informed they way I look at a lot in American life.  You have the worked (fake, storyline) aspect and you have the shoot (really for real) aspect.  Things are very rarely just a work or a shoot - in fact things which have been works have misfired and become shoots, and things which have been shoots have become worked angles.

And you can disappear up your own ass trying to figure out the line of demarcation between the two - which in and of itself is a form of being worked.

I find that this applies to a lot of other horseshit in my life.  My company, for example, comes up with different themes every year that were supposed to aspire to in our day to day, but they almost always boil down to "Make an assload of cash and convince our customers that our services are worth spending an assload of cash on us". In that case the specifics here are the work.

Or religion and politics.  Or shit, history itself can sometimes feel like your being worked.

AND LO, DX REBUKETH VINCE MCMAHON AND SMITED HIM WITH STINKFACE AND THERE WAS WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGfdD_VBuOk
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 25, 2012, 06:46:57 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 03:00:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on September 25, 2012, 03:00:08 AM
SPOILER ALERT:

(http://treehumper.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cow_ass-530x397.jpg)

Can find pics of this guy just by Googling his name. Derp. 35 day wait ruined.

Paes brilliantly takes New Guinea, and bursts out into Asia.

Only the beginning. Google has worse cow ass images if needed.
MUCH worse.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 25, 2012, 07:21:56 AM
Quote from: Pæs on September 25, 2012, 03:00:08 AM
SPOILER ALERT:

(http://treehumper.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cow_ass-530x397.jpg)

Can find pics of this guy just by Googling his name. Derp. 35 day wait ruined.

The fact that you've gone this long without a cow pun is astounding to me.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 25, 2012, 07:41:57 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 06:37:50 AM

AND LO, DX REBUKETH VINCE MCMAHON AND SMITED HIM WITH STINKFACE AND THERE WAS WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGfdD_VBuOk

I'd respond with the Katie Vick segment, but Jerry McDevitt is an asshole.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on September 28, 2012, 07:08:11 AM
What the hell did I do here?

Nonetheless, my vow stands. I'm gonna put out a podcast on OCT 20. Don't watch it.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 28, 2012, 09:59:29 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 28, 2012, 07:08:11 AM
What the hell did I do here?

Nonetheless, my vow stands. I'm gonna put out a podcast on OCT 20. Don't watch it.

No one was gonna :kingmeh:













(except me - I'll prolly jack off to it)
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 28, 2012, 07:08:11 AM
What the hell did I do here?

Nonetheless, my vow stands. I'm gonna put out a podcast on OCT 20. Don't watch it.

I think I can manage that.

Although I have to say, watching you melt down into some weird psychosis has been funnier than fuck.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 28, 2012, 08:42:56 PM
You have got to give the crazies something to do or else they'll start Dickinson the severed heads of your livestock.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 08:49:14 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 28, 2012, 08:42:56 PM
You have got to give the crazies something to do or else they'll start Dickinson the severed heads of your livestock.

You realize that this will all end in tears1, don't you?







1 of laughter.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 28, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
Fucking the severed heads.  I have no idea how the iPod came up with Dickinson. My iPod must've an Iron Maiden fan....
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 09:09:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 28, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
Fucking the severed heads.  I have no idea how the iPod came up with Dickinson. My iPod must've an Iron Maiden fan....

Can you turn off autocomplete?

If you can, don't.  It's too funny this way.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 28, 2012, 09:13:55 PM
I think I'll leave auto correct on for now, in honor of Dr. Cow Ass.  It's only fitting.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 09:19:39 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on September 28, 2012, 07:08:11 AM
What the hell did I do here?

Nonetheless, my vow stands. I'm gonna put out a podcast on OCT 20. Don't watch it.

If you post  the link in every thread on the board, I might watch it.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 28, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
Cowass, will this video bring down the Roger clique and destroy PD as we know it?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 09:22:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
Cowass, will this video bring down the Roger clique and destroy PD as we know it?

WILL IT EXPOSE THE ALIENATION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM?

Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 09:24:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
Cowass, will this video bring down the Roger clique and destroy PD as we know it?

Christ, I hope so! I'm so tired of being trapped in this horrible brainwashing.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Cain on September 28, 2012, 09:24:36 PM
And most importantly, will it let the beat....




































DROP?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 09:24:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 09:22:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
Cowass, will this video bring down the Roger clique and destroy PD as we know it?

WILL IT EXPOSE THE ALIENATION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM?

WILL IT GO TO SCHOOL WITH A PICTURE OF MARX?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 09:25:55 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 09:24:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
Cowass, will this video bring down the Roger clique and destroy PD as we know it?

Christ, I hope so! I'm so tired of being trapped in this horrible brainwashing.

Me, too.  You just have to HEAR AND OBEY.

*I* Have to LIVE INSIDE THIS ASSHOLE.  SOMEONE CALL THE HELP DESK!
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 09:42:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 09:25:55 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 09:24:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
Cowass, will this video bring down the Roger clique and destroy PD as we know it?

Christ, I hope so! I'm so tired of being trapped in this horrible brainwashing.

Me, too.  You just have to HEAR AND OBEY.

*I* Have to LIVE INSIDE THIS ASSHOLE.  SOMEONE CALL THE HELP DESK!

CALL

THE

HELP

DESK

THIS IS MORE FUN THAN I REALLY WANTED!  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 28, 2012, 10:01:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 09:24:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 09:22:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
Cowass, will this video bring down the Roger clique and destroy PD as we know it?

WILL IT EXPOSE THE ALIENATION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM?

WILL IT GO TO SCHOOL WITH A PICTURE OF MARX?

WILL IT LOOK AT DICKINSONS AND CALL THAT "SAFETY"?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2012, 07:14:42 PM
Midway through-bump.

:lulz:

I'm going to enjoy this more than is probably responsible.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2012, 08:28:45 PM
What's happening?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2012, 08:29:59 PM
OSHI...

THIS is what's happening!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 09:59:03 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on October 06, 2012, 08:29:59 PM
OSHI...

THIS is what's happening!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Never happened.  :sad:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 10, 2013, 10:03:22 PM
What the fuck did I just read?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:05:08 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 10, 2013, 10:03:22 PM
What the fuck did I just read?

Cowass = a racist who came by for about 2-3 years trying to justify his racism.

Internet Jesus, aka Supertroy, a hell of funny guy.  Even if he is from Tacoma.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 10, 2013, 10:17:47 PM
Yeah, IJ, I remember him. Funny motherfucker. Where'd he go?  :?
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:20:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 10, 2013, 10:17:47 PM
Yeah, IJ, I remember him. Funny motherfucker. Where'd he go?  :?

He went off to sulk about the evils of the palefaces and about irresponsible Black parents.   :sad:
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:20:41 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 10, 2013, 10:17:47 PM
Yeah, IJ, I remember him. Funny motherfucker. Where'd he go?  :?

Oh, wait.  IJ.  He went back to the old CG crew, at some yuku board.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 10, 2013, 10:23:12 PM
Yeah, cowass I barely remember. Think I ignored most of his posts or wasn't here for them or some shit.
Title: Re: REVEAL YOURSELVES
Post by: Count Chocula on July 11, 2013, 01:11:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 22, 2012, 04:45:06 PM
Can someone help a poor n00b out and let me know if this is something I should care about? From what I've read of DCA, I would say no, but honestly I may have missed something.

Yes, yes you should. Also, wonderful use of a dear friend, the comma.