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Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though

Started by maphdet, December 22, 2009, 02:47:21 AM

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Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
RWHN-LOL-fondling doesn't constitute toning. ;)

It does for the fondler ;)

Especially when you have to run real fast while the fondlee is chasing you with a rolling pin. 
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For some reason, a lot of women think that strengthening the pectorials will increase the size of their breasts, which isn't the case.  But they decide that smaller muscles = smaller boobs, and then they sag before their time.


Which is sad.

maphdet

*sad panda*


Damn now I have to work extra hard (if it's not too late) ---or go the cabbage route and go under the knife.
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maphdet

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 22, 2009, 08:50:05 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
RWHN-LOL-fondling doesn't constitute toning. ;)

It does for the fondler ;)

Especially when you have to run real fast while the fondlee is chasing you with a rolling pin. 

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Eating barbequed iguana-

P3nT4gR4m

Lat pulldowns, bent-over rowing, shoulder press and upright row will help build up the muscles that do most of the load bearing, leading to less lower back and shoulder pain from carrying them around all day. Although I'm sure you wouldn't have to look far to find someone to volunteer to do that for ya  :D

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I AM DISAPPOINTED BY THE LACK OF BOOBS AND CAPSLOCK IN THIS THREAD.

maphdet

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 24, 2009, 12:07:39 AM
I AM DISAPPOINTED BY THE LACK OF BOOBS AND CAPSLOCK IN THIS THREAD.

They were up for nearly ONE DAY!

;)
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Eating barbequed iguana-