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Started by Cramulus, January 24, 2012, 08:28:09 PM

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Cramulus

The board is quiet today! And the rest of my work for the day consists of mindlessly transcribing mountains of text, so I've been distracting myself. So here's a shitty internet meme. I never do these things, so forgive me this once.



My answer was from a grammar textbook...

"Ask and answer yes/no questions about the simple past."

FUCK

Q. G. Pennyworth

"Okay: I guess this is it."

a lot less depressing if you count in the fact that it's Ragged Robin in the leather babe outfit saying it.

Eater of Clowns

I got a 1991 Webster's II New Riverside Pocket Dictionary.

"A 3-dimensional x-ray of a structure, made from a series of cross-sectional scans."
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cramulus

Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 24, 2012, 08:31:16 PM
"Okay: I guess this is it."

a lot less depressing if you count in the fact that it's Ragged Robin in the leather babe outfit saying it.

I'd have sex with THAT OUTFIT

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 24, 2012, 08:34:33 PM
I got a 1991 Webster's II New Riverside Pocket Dictionary.

"A 3-dimensional x-ray of a structure, made from a series of cross-sectional scans."

so... the orgy's at your house?

Jasper

"Or consider the whale."

Awwww shit.  Why, Superfreakonomics, why???

Scribbly

"A few others bemoaned the technical discussion, saying it went right over their heads."

Everyone's a critic, Conversation and Community.  :x
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

LMNO

The Chao te Ching:

"Chaos cannot be labeled;
because it contains all lables."

Sounds promising.

DECI4

"Large" he had answered and they had all laughed, his mother and wife and friends and servants, and the doctor.

'Shogun'
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

Luna

Quote from: Cramulus on January 24, 2012, 08:28:09 PM
The board is quiet today! And the rest of my work for the day consists of mindlessly transcribing mountains of text, so I've been distracting myself. So here's a shitty internet meme. I never do these things, so forgive me this once.



My answer was from a grammar textbook...

"Ask and answer yes/no questions about the simple past."

FUCK

That sounds...


Well...


Um....



So sorry to hear about your...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

bds

"And what is most singular is that she, this Lolita, my Lolita, has individualised this writer's ancient lust, so that above and over everything there is- Lolita."

I knew picking up Lolita was a bad idea.

Cain

"Clinton assembled a $40 billion bail-out for the Mexican government."

:?   :x

Luna

"...a whole new world in one gulp seemed to drive home to all of us just how imperfectly we had adapted, ourselves."

The Callahan Chronicals.

Hm.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Q. G. Pennyworth


Kai

"Consists of a TDS Recon Data Collector with Bluetooth capability loaded witht TDS SOLO Field or Forest Mapping Software"

From a Forestry Supply catalog. Sounds adventurous.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Reeducation

"Right, Dominic. You're next."

Weathercock.
I am very calm