Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Kai on June 26, 2012, 10:26:37 PM

Title: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Kai on June 26, 2012, 10:26:37 PM
That's right. Oreos, in addition to being sinfully full of fat, sugar, and other tasty yet deadly things, are actually SINFUL.

Just look at all these wonderful people saying so. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-could-you-boycott-a-cookie)
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 26, 2012, 10:30:43 PM
FUCK YOU KAI. Now I am craving Oreos. Looks like I'm going to be forced to buy an entire case too, just to offset the stupid on Facebook.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 26, 2012, 10:40:33 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I love this decade.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 26, 2012, 11:02:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qcFSA.png)
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Freeky on June 27, 2012, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: Net on June 26, 2012, 11:02:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qcFSA.png)

D:  Is that on your page?  I can't find anyone being dicks about this. :(
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Kai on June 27, 2012, 03:22:53 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 27, 2012, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: Net on June 26, 2012, 11:02:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qcFSA.png)

D:  Is that on your page?  I can't find anyone being dicks about this. :(

Check the link in the OP.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Freeky on June 27, 2012, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on June 27, 2012, 03:22:53 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 27, 2012, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: Net on June 26, 2012, 11:02:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qcFSA.png)

D:  Is that on your page?  I can't find anyone being dicks about this. :(

Check the link in the OP.

I did.  Very lulzy.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 27, 2012, 03:48:10 AM
Let's all go friend Kristin Small.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
If we extend the metaphor a bit, this colorful oreo thing also means that any intentionally multicolored object (more than say, 4 colors) is heresy too.

Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat is heresy.

Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Double rainbow? DOUBLE HERESY! BURN IT WITH TWO FIRES!
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 27, 2012, 06:56:28 AM
Wow.  :lulz: and  :horrormirth:

I guess it's time for me to go "like" the Oreo page.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 27, 2012, 12:30:42 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/6/26/9/enhanced-buzz-9602-1340718629-14.jpg)

What is this I don't even. Zombie quote actually endorses homosexuality, almost :eek:
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden


Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Kai on June 29, 2012, 12:42:18 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Yes, and the very bow that YHWH laid in the heavens after The Flood is also heresy.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: guryaf on June 29, 2012, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Refraction is a tool of the devil for corrupting Godly white light into satanic colored light.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 30, 2012, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Doesn't matter, Oreo specifically meant gay pride in this instance, quite explicitly. Save your jokes for when the fundies actually start dissing rainbows in general.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2012, 05:14:49 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 30, 2012, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Doesn't matter, Oreo specifically meant gay pride in this instance, quite explicitly. Save your jokes for when the fundies actually start dissing rainbows in general.

I can't wait! Rainbows are proof that God supports gay marriage.
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 17, 2012, 05:19:07 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 17, 2012, 05:14:49 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 30, 2012, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 28, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 27, 2012, 06:47:26 AM
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Doesn't matter, Oreo specifically meant gay pride in this instance, quite explicitly. Save your jokes for when the fundies actually start dissing rainbows in general.

I can't wait! Rainbows are proof that God supports gay marriage.

Indeed!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J-9MFEgTgj0/SuX-A3XaKPI/AAAAAAAAAh4/EQc6Hl3vWhU/s1600/Richmond%252C+Paul%252C+Noah%2527s+Gay+Wedding+Cruise.jpg)
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2012, 05:27:00 AM
 :lulz: That is awesome, where did you find it?
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 17, 2012, 05:48:11 AM
Here. (http://jesusinlove.blogspot.com/2009/11/noahs-gay-wedding-cruise-pictured.html)

I liked this one (http://jesusinlove.blogspot.com/2012/07/jesus-and-freddie-mercury-marriage-made.html) even better!  :)

(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/FreddieandJesus-MarriageMadeInHeaven-500.jpg)
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2012, 06:08:53 AM
That's glorious, and Jesus has amazing pecs!
Title: Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 17, 2012, 06:40:18 AM
It's a Jesus I can almost believe in.  :lol: