...i am seriously trying to figure this all out... :O so in the mean time i will apparently read more things and such...
:D i am simply here because of destiny, regardless of things going down in meatspace. *nods, however, please send your offerings for me to your neighbors. :D all of them. :D if i happen to recieve some lint from the couch then i know it worked. :D
o and don't forget to tell them to pay it forward, because it is really mean not to do so.
i hope this is an okay place to put this here... :3
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 24, 2018, 06:52:20 AM
...i am seriously trying to figure this all out... :O so in the mean time i will apparently read more things and such...
:D i am simply here because of destiny, regardless of things going down in meatspace. *nods, however, please send your offerings for me to your neighbors. :D all of them. :D if i happen to recieve some lint from the couch then i know it worked. :D
o and don't forget to tell them to pay it forward, because it is really mean not to do so.
i hope this is an okay place to put this here... :3
This is kind of the only okay place to put this. GIGGLES rubbed his junk on all the other forums.
*nods, this is good to know.
i have one question... :O these post numbers are confusing... i have no idea how they are counting... and how can i figure this out?
The mod-monkey sits in the little machine and gives every one of our posts a rating, that rating is what decides the ratio of your post count. The monkey has a degree at Harvard medical school :lulz:
this makes sense. :3
You have joined The Worst Forum On The Internet.
Please treat it with the respect it deserves.
Quote from: Space Adventures Of Christ on June 24, 2018, 09:55:52 AM
The mod-monkey sits in the little machine and gives every one of our posts a rating, that rating is what decides the ratio of your post count. The monkey has a degree at Harvard medical school :lulz:
The monkey died in the great seriousness of 2015. we don't however know who has been continuing to calculate post ratio as that booth is locked from the inside.
Quote from: Faust on June 25, 2018, 02:12:51 PM
Quote from: Space Adventures Of Christ on June 24, 2018, 09:55:52 AM
The mod-monkey sits in the little machine and gives every one of our posts a rating, that rating is what decides the ratio of your post count. The monkey has a degree at Harvard medical school :lulz:
The monkey died in the great seriousness of 2015. we don't however know who has been continuing to calculate post ratio as that booth is locked from the inside.
We just sort of hope that the machine doesn't need any kind of maintenance.
*takes notes,
*nods, anything else i need to watch out for?
I was already warned of the gigantic worms of france... (which i am pretty sure france currently has a slightly lower population...) and of the dinosaur chickens. (which i am fairly certain that my neighbors are breeding them.)
Perhaps the counter monkey had a child and has taken over the job...
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 04:42:48 PM
*takes notes,
*nods, anything else i need to watch out for?
You need to watch out for LMNO and Faust. They are congenitally rotten, and do not have your best interests at heart. They are uchronic and counterfactual, and bent like a Chicago cop.
*jots down, L-M-N-O and Faust = conjoined twins. okay got it. Look up uchronic later.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 05:00:24 PM
*jots down, L-M-N-O and Faust = conjoined twins.
:eek:
That explains damn near everything that's happened here since 2007.
Cap knows too much.
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2018, 05:22:36 PM
Cap knows too much.
Oh, okay. I'll go fetch the quicklime.
:O what does the quick lime do?
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 05:52:43 PM
:O what does the quick lime do?
It means Alphapance and I don't have to dig as deep, nor spend as many hours scrubbing and being clever with lemon juice. It's like getting the stains out with Cain. We just have him come around and sneer at the trunk of the car and mutter "OUT, damned spot" in a menacing tone, and check it out: No forensic evidence left to stink the joint up. BAM!
that is quite handy and magickal. *nods,
suddenly, Cap has started plotting things...with a forebearing expression of glee.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:03:09 PM
that is quite handy and magickal. *nods,
suddenly, Cap has started plotting things...with a forebearing expression of glee.
Mahdjickqual? Now, but you'll
swear it is. It is the ShamWow of mayhem.
Let's say Jaime the Snitch has the goods on you, and it's only a matter of time before he rats you out to the G-men for your privilege racket. So maybe Jaime has an accident involving, oh I dunno, a baseball bat, some piano wire, and some unreasonably strong shampoo. Then you and your pals use a little quicklime on the body, call Cain to handle any "over-spray", and then fuck, you're free and clear and you can go back to selling privilege and getting high off of your own supply.
:argh!: :aaa: ARE WE NOT ALL UCHRONIC?! and that you all are just figments of my imagination which exist for the sole purpose to make me happy long time? :fap:
This just in... i have become addicted to emoticons. :? 8) :? :lulz: :fnord: :fap: :argh!:
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:08:52 PM
:argh!: :aaa: ARE WE NOT ALL UCHRONIC?! and that you all are just figments of my imagination which exist for the sole purpose to make me happy long time? :fap:
This just in... i have become addicted to emoticons. :? 8) :? :lulz: :fnord: :fap: :argh!:
No, *I* am a figment of your imagination. LMNO and Faust are horribly, horribly real. So real, you might never have to shave your back again.
And don't overdo the emoticon things. They're as bad as huffing privilege.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:03:09 PM
that is quite handy and magickal. *nods,
suddenly, Cap has started plotting things...with a forebearing expression of glee.
Mahdjickqual? Now, but you'll swear it is. It is the ShamWow of mayhem.
Let's say Jaime the Snitch has the goods on you, and it's only a matter of time before he rats you out to the G-men for your privilege racket. So maybe Jaime has an accident involving, oh I dunno, a baseball bat, some piano wire, and some unreasonably strong shampoo. Then you and your pals use a little quicklime on the body, call Cain to handle any "over-spray", and then fuck, you're free and clear and you can go back to selling privilege and getting high off of your own supply.
*nods,
*jots notes, If in need of a basebat bat, piano wire, or USS contact Jaime the Snitch. Watch out for the G-men. Perhaps eat the G-Men
okay got it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:11:55 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:08:52 PM
:argh!: :aaa: ARE WE NOT ALL UCHRONIC?! and that you all are just figments of my imagination which exist for the sole purpose to make me happy long time? :fap:
This just in... i have become addicted to emoticons. :? 8) :? :lulz: :fnord: :fap: :argh!:
No, *I* am a figment of your imagination. LMNO and Faust are horribly, horribly real. So real, you might never have to shave your back again.
And don't overdo the emoticon things. They're as bad as huffing privilege.
*nods,
okay
*jots down notes, don't use emoticons... *doodles, a cat saying meow.
But me, I am Doktor Howl. A cartoon villain. Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.
They all lie to you, dude. Except for me. I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor. And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies. As far as you know.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:12:37 PM
*jots notes, If in need of a basebat bat, piano wire, or USS contact Jaime the Snitch. Watch out for the G-men. Perhaps eat the G-Men
okay got it.
:lulz:
BILLY?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:15:54 PM
But me, I am Doktor Howl. A cartoon villain. Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.
They all lie to you, dude. Except for me. I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor. And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies. As far as you know.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
*turns page,
*jots down, be careful of the Dok, he may cohearse me to play doctor...
*suspicious eyes, :aaa: I trust you. :3
:D can i get a hoagie?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:12:37 PM
*jots notes, If in need of a basebat bat, piano wire, or USS contact Jaime the Snitch. Watch out for the G-men. Perhaps eat the G-Men
okay got it.
:lulz:
BILLY?
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:
no, i am not billy as far as i know... i am everyone imaginable. :D
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:20:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:12:37 PM
*jots notes, If in need of a basebat bat, piano wire, or USS contact Jaime the Snitch. Watch out for the G-men. Perhaps eat the G-Men
okay got it.
:lulz:
BILLY?
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:
no, i am not billy as far as i know... i am everyone imaginable. :D
Oh, okay. My ex-ex-ex employee Billy had a GIFT for garbling instructions while taking notes. This could occasionally lead to high dollar hilarity and a squashed tiny home. "Take the truck back up" somehow became "go back the truck up" and he put the damn thing through some dude's back fence and a tiny home.
That was the first day of the first time he ever worked for me, and I kept him around ever since, until the treacherous little bastard took a job down the street.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:23:33 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:20:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 06:12:37 PM
*jots notes, If in need of a basebat bat, piano wire, or USS contact Jaime the Snitch. Watch out for the G-men. Perhaps eat the G-Men
okay got it.
:lulz:
BILLY?
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:
no, i am not billy as far as i know... i am everyone imaginable. :D
Oh, okay. My ex-ex-ex employee Billy had a GIFT for garbling instructions while taking notes. This could occasionally lead to high dollar hilarity and a squashed tiny home. "Take the truck back up" somehow became "go back the truck up" and he put the damn thing through some dude's back fence and a tiny home.
That was the first day of the first time he ever worked for me, and I kept him around ever since, until the treacherous little bastard took a job down the street.
*nods i read the tales of Billy. Your guys relationship remind me a little of Rick and Morty. :3
*devises a plan.
Okay, at some point in the near future, go up to the place he works at, preferably naked. Start calling out his name, with random "where are you"s to add a dramatic effect have some Celine Dion playing loudly in your car when you pull up. Once you have found Billy, grab the handcuffs that you put in your pocket. Latch them on to his wrists and say in a really stern voice, "You're coming with me, we have a job to do."
but the prelude is you go all Jackie Chan mysterious magician on the nearest police officer, and take his handcuffs, preferably not naked... this wouldn't be a good sign to have the plan tragically haulted due to being naked too soon. Your next step is vital.
Grab the said truck, call in the local radio station to play Celene Dion's My Heart Will Go On." Thusly you kindly drive the truck into the said building's front office, now this may require some covert ops.
a prelude to that, ask Nick to run into said building and have him rush people into the back room(s) so you don't accidently hurt anyone, that would be bad.
back to the truck... Once the song comes on, simply start the truck and proceed with elegance to grant the truck front seat access to the said building, it is critical that you provide enough speed and momentum to provide the truck to enter effectively enough to where you can successfully open the door, and wobble on out yelling out Billy where are you? Just besure to check under the car unless some unsuspecting human decided it was a great idea to play chicken with the truck. *nods, this plan is foolproof.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 07:01:36 PM
*nods i read the tales of Billy. Your guys relationship remind me a little of Rick and Morty. :3
People say that, but they're wrong on account of I am a reasonable and well-intentioned man, as opposed to Rick.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 07:01:36 PM
*nods i read the tales of Billy. Your guys relationship remind me a little of Rick and Morty. :3
People say that, but they're wrong on account of I am a reasonable and well-intentioned man, as opposed to Rick.
*nods, *continues to jot notes down,
Doktor Howl not equal to Rick. Must consult Rick for more details.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:15:54 PM
But me, I am Doktor Howl. A cartoon villain. Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.
They all lie to you, dude. Except for me. I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor. And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies. As far as you know.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Dok Howl is full of lies.
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2018, 07:22:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:15:54 PM
But me, I am Doktor Howl. A cartoon villain. Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.
They all lie to you, dude. Except for me. I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor. And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies. As far as you know.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Dok Howl is full of lies.
*nods
*jots notes, *scribbles a detailed photo of two stick figures doing sexual activities and labeling, "LMNO" "DOC HOWL" *proceeds to fap at this creation.
Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2018, 07:22:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:15:54 PM
But me, I am Doktor Howl. A cartoon villain. Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.
They all lie to you, dude. Except for me. I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor. And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies. As far as you know.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Dok Howl is full of lies.
Doktor Howl speaks only the Truth™. Doktor Howl warned you about all of this shit, and you can't say he didn't. He warned you and he warned you and all you did was crack Stanley Kubrick jokes, and now here you are, standing there with your pants full of shit and a dopey grin on your face.
Doktor Howl tells you the Truth™ not to warn you, so much as to say "I TOLD YOU SO" when the inevitable happens.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 07:01:36 PM
but the prelude is you go all Jackie Chan mysterious magician on the nearest police officer, and take his handcuffs, preferably not naked... this wouldn't be a good sign to have the plan tragically haulted due to being naked too soon.
Being naked out in public would be a good way ensure said police officer made an appearance, just saying.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 07:42:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2018, 07:22:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 06:15:54 PM
But me, I am Doktor Howl. A cartoon villain. Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.
They all lie to you, dude. Except for me. I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor. And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies. As far as you know.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Dok Howl is full of lies.
Doktor Howl speaks only the Truth™. Doktor Howl warned you about all of this shit, and you can't say he didn't. He warned you and he warned you and all you did was crack Stanley Kubrick jokes, and now here you are, standing there with your pants full of shit and a dopey grin on your face.
Doktor Howl tells you the Truth™ not to warn you, so much as to say "I TOLD YOU SO" when the inevitable happens.
*nods, once i find out how you know i nearly shit my pants... i will get back to you.
Quote from: shamelessPuck on June 25, 2018, 07:57:50 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 07:01:36 PM
but the prelude is you go all Jackie Chan mysterious magician on the nearest police officer, and take his handcuffs, preferably not naked... this wouldn't be a good sign to have the plan tragically haulted due to being naked too soon.
Being naked out in public would be a good way ensure said police officer made an appearance, just saying.
fine then, be naked the full time.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 07:30:31 PM
Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?
That was a Wednesday. I was sleeping.
Faust is a complete monster, as well. His heart is as cold as Ted William's severed head. He knows no mercy and has had blood on his hands for so long he can't remember what it smells like.
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2018, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 07:30:31 PM
Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?
That was a Wednesday. I was sleeping.
THEN EXPLAIN THIS! *pulls out some candy wrappers.
:O oops, wrong thing, *pulls out an aparatus that states in bold and capitol letters, "LMNO'S SECRET BOX OF DOOM!"
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 08:44:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2018, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 07:30:31 PM
Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?
That was a Wednesday. I was sleeping.
THEN EXPLAIN THIS! *pulls out some candy wrappers.
:O oops, wrong thing, *pulls out an aparatus that states in bold and capitol letters, "LMNO'S SECRET BOX OF DOOM!"
LMNO's box of doom is the worst-kept secret EVER. He made a fucking webpage for it, and you get these fucking pop up ads that say things like
QuoteIf I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid looking
and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry
about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J. Einstien
is to some retarded mongoloid brain damaged freak cripple monkeyfaced
hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook handed
twitching zombie gork bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:42:46 PM
Faust is a complete monster, as well. His heart is as cold as Ted William's severed head. He knows no mercy and has had blood on his hands for so long he can't remember what it smells like.
*jots down, Faust = the guy who made a deal with the devil. Later research,
1. Ted William's Severed Head
2. Recipes for Potato Salad.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 08:48:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:42:46 PM
Faust is a complete monster, as well. His heart is as cold as Ted William's severed head. He knows no mercy and has had blood on his hands for so long he can't remember what it smells like.
*jots down, Faust = the guy who made a deal with the devil. Later research,
1. Ted William's Severed Head
2. Recipes for Potato Salad.
:lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:48:33 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 08:44:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2018, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 07:30:31 PM
Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?
That was a Wednesday. I was sleeping.
THEN EXPLAIN THIS! *pulls out some candy wrappers.
:O oops, wrong thing, *pulls out an aparatus that states in bold and capitol letters, "LMNO'S SECRET BOX OF DOOM!"
LMNO's box of doom is the worst-kept secret EVER. He made a fucking webpage for it, and you get these fucking pop up ads that say things like
QuoteIf I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid looking
and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry
about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J. Einstien
is to some retarded mongoloid brain damaged freak cripple monkeyfaced
hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook handed
twitching zombie gork bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
*nods, :aaa: *jots down,
be cautious be very cautious
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation. You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.
LMNO hates you. You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway. His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born. Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time. He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off. It's true.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation. You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.
LMNO hates you. You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway. His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born. Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time. He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off. It's true.
:O that is in deed scary.
Is there a cure? I could feed him some happy pills or something...
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 09:00:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation. You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.
LMNO hates you. You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway. His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born. Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time. He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off. It's true.
:O that is in deed scary.
Is there a cure? I could feed him some happy pills or something...
NO. Pills go to the Good Doktor. LMNO gets a beating. He LIKES that kinda shit.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 09:00:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation. You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.
LMNO hates you. You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway. His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born. Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time. He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off. It's true.
:O that is in deed scary.
Is there a cure? I could feed him some happy pills or something...
NO. Pills go to the Good Doktor. LMNO gets a beating. He LIKES that kinda shit.
*jots down, give pills to Dok, prepare an assortment of weapons for LMNO.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 09:33:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 09:00:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation. You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.
LMNO hates you. You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway. His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born. Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time. He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off. It's true.
:O that is in deed scary.
Is there a cure? I could feed him some happy pills or something...
NO. Pills go to the Good Doktor. LMNO gets a beating. He LIKES that kinda shit.
*jots down, give pills to Dok, prepare an assortment of weapons for LMNO.
I suggest you consult with Richter on this one. He once sharpened a dandelion.
This thread is giving me the day I thought was lost
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 09:33:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 09:00:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation. You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.
LMNO hates you. You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway. His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born. Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time. He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off. It's true.
:O that is in deed scary.
Is there a cure? I could feed him some happy pills or something...
NO. Pills go to the Good Doktor. LMNO gets a beating. He LIKES that kinda shit.
*jots down, give pills to Dok, prepare an assortment of weapons for LMNO.
I suggest you consult with Richter on this one. He once sharpened a dandelion.
*jots, consult Richter upon obtaining flowers.
Talking to you won't make Eris jealous right?
Quote from: Frontside Back on June 25, 2018, 11:08:08 PM
Talking to you won't make Eris jealous right?
Everything pisses Eris off. This is known. You CAN'T get on her good side or even stay off her bad side, so may as well go for it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 11:21:13 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on June 25, 2018, 11:08:08 PM
Talking to you won't make Eris jealous right?
Everything pisses Eris off. This is known. You CAN'T get on her good side or even stay off her bad side, so may as well go for it.
...wait which Eris are we talking about? me or the other one? :O i mean i am not so sure if i would be pissed off if you talk with me... but if you talk with the other Eris... i cannot say for certain. Consult your pineal gland for assistance in English press one. en espanial mar que dos. to talk with a local cabal yell loudly at the phone.
...i hear there is a Goddess Eris here too... :O so there might be a mix up of 1-3 different Erises. :D which of us has the real golden apple?
If any of us have the real golden apple then this would mean one thing, that they are lying. Don't believe them... or me.
In relative theory, all three of us are probably experienced in the throwing of the golden apple... :O can you imagine if all two or three of us are really Eris... or what have you? What if not one of us are Eris and Dok is secretly Eris... whom is really good at playing some worker dude.
But how ever i have lost what i am trying to say...
so here is an emoticon that presumibly loves you... well i cannot find one that fits this situation... so instead... :fnord:
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 11:50:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 11:21:13 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on June 25, 2018, 11:08:08 PM
Talking to you won't make Eris jealous right?
Everything pisses Eris off. This is known. You CAN'T get on her good side or even stay off her bad side, so may as well go for it.
...wait which Eris are we talking about? me or the other one? :O i mean i am not so sure if i would be pissed off if you talk with me... but if you talk with the other Eris... i cannot say for certain. Consult your pineal gland for assistance in English press one. en espanial mar que dos. to talk with a local cabal yell loudly at the phone.
...i hear there is a Goddess Eris here too... :O so there might be a mix up of 1-3 different Erises. :D which of us has the real golden apple?
If any of us have the real golden apple then this would mean one thing, that they are lying. Don't believe them... or me.
In relative theory, all three of us are probably experienced in the throwing of the golden apple... :O can you imagine if all two or three of us are really Eris... or what have you? What if not one of us are Eris and Dok is secretly Eris... whom is really good at playing some worker dude.
But how ever i have lost what i am trying to say...
so here is an emoticon that presumibly loves you... well i cannot find one that fits this situation... so instead... :fnord:
I'm just intrigued by the possibility of having all the Erises face off in a deathly pillow fight (pillows stuffed with bricks). It's not that I'm advocating or enjoying violence, but the winner would have enough bitterness and cruelty in her to jumpstart the nuclear apocalypse already, so I could finally quantum suicide my way on board of flying saucer, and leave this boring ass planet behind.
Quote from: Capeditiea on June 25, 2018, 11:50:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 11:21:13 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on June 25, 2018, 11:08:08 PM
Talking to you won't make Eris jealous right?
Everything pisses Eris off. This is known. You CAN'T get on her good side or even stay off her bad side, so may as well go for it.
...wait which Eris are we talking about? me or the other one? :O i mean i am not so sure if i would be pissed off if you talk with me... but if you talk with the other Eris... i cannot say for certain. Consult your pineal gland for assistance in English press one. en espanial mar que dos. to talk with a local cabal yell loudly at the phone.
...i hear there is a Goddess Eris here too... :O so there might be a mix up of 1-3 different Erises. :D which of us has the real golden apple?
If any of us have the real golden apple then this would mean one thing, that they are lying. Don't believe them... or me.
In relative theory, all three of us are probably experienced in the throwing of the golden apple... :O can you imagine if all two or three of us are really Eris... or what have you? What if not one of us are Eris and Dok is secretly Eris... whom is really good at playing some worker dude.
But how ever i have lost what i am trying to say...
so here is an emoticon that presumibly loves you... well i cannot find one that fits this situation... so instead... :fnord:
There is no combination of Eris that isn't out to kill everyone.
one thing is certain. We need more pillow cases...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation. You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.
LMNO hates you. You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway. His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born. Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time. He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off. It's true.
I prefer to call it, "Universal Love".
I mean, the end results are the same, but at least this way you can be smug in your suffering.
Quote from: LMNO on June 26, 2018, 01:37:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation. You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.
LMNO hates you. You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway. His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born. Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time. He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off. It's true.
I prefer to call it, "Universal Love".
I mean, the end results are the same, but at least this way you can be smug in your suffering.
*jots, don't go into the basement of LMNO
I think it's pretty wild and funky that so many Erises are arriving at this time*. I don't claim to hold the golden apple, as you see, I dropped my snack a while ago. I think it rolled under a table just to the left, and if anyone feels like stripping down, oiling up and wrastlin' for it, I sure would be obliged (to laugh hysterically while furiously masturbating).
Anyway, from one Godhead to Another, I like ya style. Also, seeing as there is now another Eris writing with creative grammar, I might leave a few exclamation points by the wayside. I'm sure Capeditiea can find a creative use for them.
*I mean this with... Great Seriousness
Quote from: Goddess Eris on July 03, 2018, 10:14:00 PM
*I mean this with... Great Seriousness
Another one? I only now just got my shit together from 2015.
Quote from: Goddess Eris on July 03, 2018, 10:14:00 PM
I think it's pretty wild and funky that so many Erises are arriving at this time*. I don't claim to hold the golden apple, as you see, I dropped my snack a while ago. I think it rolled under a table just to the left, and if anyone feels like stripping down, oiling up and wrastlin' for it, I sure would be obliged (to laugh hysterically while furiously masturbating).
Anyway, from one Godhead to Another, I like ya style. Also, seeing as there is now another Eris writing with creative grammar, I might leave a few exclamation points by the wayside. I'm sure Capeditiea can find a creative use for them.
*I mean this with... Great Seriousness
WE SHALL RULE!!!
*nods, i want to see a few of these dudes oiled up :D this would provide some joyous entertainment.
However i too have lost the golden apple... not sure when, i mean i left it on my portable throne, to go to the bathroom, when i came back... my throne and the apple were missing. :O then trump started running for president. *suspicious eyes, he may have it.
Sounds like IT is happening, THAT is the mission to be succeeded by IT by THAT.
:O my goddess: Oh my gods sent:
Oh my god yes: All my guardians
Quote from: LuciferX on July 05, 2018, 08:49:44 AM
:O my goddess: Oh my gods sent:
Oh my god yes: All my guardians
i'll have what he's having. :O