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http://holykaw.alltop.com/sarah-palins-fox-news-debut?

Ugh, that shit-eating little smile...

ITT: People watch Pocahontas In Space, get depressed, make news.

He only did it because of the coded secret messages in the Lady Gaga songs which activated his Project BLUEBIRD programming.

/conspiracy theorist

I haven't been keeping up-to-date with the latest tinfoil hats. Would you care to enlighten me on this Project BLUEBIRD?

Ok then, that makes a bit more sense.
But why did that white guy have to be white? It still looks bad. Though I suppose this was probably part of a series that all starred the same guy. Never mind then.
Regardless of whether it was intentional or not, it was amusing.

I have a headache.
I don't know exactly what
that is in my puke.

NT:the atom bomb

The funny thing is, though, every fan of the opposing team just happens to be black. I'd like to think that it's a coincidence, but I just don't think there's any way it could have happened by accident. Surely at least one more white person must have auditioned to be in the commercial.
I do think the commercial has racist undertones, but I also think this whole fiasco is hilarious, so yeah...

Can already tell you what's going to happen...
American's will overreact (to a degree I think it's alright since it IS an American company)
Australians will then overreact cause they think they are being called racist
and everyone but KFC is going to look a total idiot

Already happened, according to that news site I linked in the OP.
Except for the part about Australia overreacting. I think. I got a headache before I could dig too deeply into the youtube comments.

Relevant links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,1,26558490-5006301,00.html

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?p=1714054&posted=1#post1714054

To be clear: the Gvt was under fire for not providing nutricious food in it's federal school lunch programs.  So, they declared that ketchup and relish were not condiments, but vegetables, so that a meal of french fries and ketchup could be classified as "healthy".

tl;dr -- fuck the poor.

To this day, my stepfather insists that ketchup is his favourite vegetable. He's Canadian.

Ok.  Yeah, it's kind of a stretch to go from neurons to thoughts.

Yeah, I don't think I should call it proof so much as evidence.

Still, that must have been a beautiful moment.

It was.

Once, I found neurological proof in my Grade 12 Biology textbook that we cannot ever understand the universe as it really is and that the logic on which our minds work isn't even compatible with the Really Real Troof. I won't go into detail unless you prompt me, because it might take a bit of explaining. Anyway, bricks were shat.

Heh, let's hear it.

Ok, I was studying neurons. Neurons have a threshold for stimuli. If the stimuli falls below the threshold, no impulse is produced by the neuron. If the stimuli is above it, an impulse is produced. The textbook refers to it as an all-or-none principle. Of course, what this means is that our neurons create a false dichotomy where there's really this whole range of intensity. Scale it up, and our entire consciousness, though unfathomably more complex than a single neuron, is based on this false dichotomy at its most fundamental level. We have no way of knowing how much stimulation a single neuron is receiving, and that isn't really essential information for our survival, but it still means there's this whole dimension of information that we can't even comprehend.

Of course, I might be wrong about this whole theory. It was jarring when I figured it out, though.

I enjoyed very much. When I was a kid I used to fantasize about turning into Blastoise and going on a rampage.

Once, I found neurological proof in my Grade 12 Biology textbook that we cannot ever understand the universe as it really is and that the logic on which our minds work isn't even compatible with the Really Real Troof. I won't go into detail unless you prompt me, because it might take a bit of explaining. Anyway, bricks were shat.

When I go to the
Theme park, I like to piss in
All the snowcone stands.

NT: watermelon

hadn't heard of it, looked it up.
this is the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy people.
Ren and Stimpy was a John Kricfalusi with his Spumco studio (until Nickelodeon fucked it all up)

anyone watch the Adult Swim cartoons like Venture Bros. and Frisky Dingo, etc?

I've wanted to watch Venture Bros. since I found out that Thirlwell does the music. That guy's a maniacal genius. The best kind.