A modest proposal

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

Steampunk that motherfucker!

I was thinking King Henry V Punk.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

Steampunk that motherfucker!

I was thinking King Henry V Punk.

That would give it a more authentic flair and there'd be less loose gears grinding soft bits so that's probably the better bet. Might be a tad heavier, though. :P

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Delivered

[EK WAFFLR]

I'll have to see if I can get into one of WaffleGF's corsets. As soon as I get home. Next week. WHen the joke is dead.

[Junkenstein]

Jokes never die on PD. We beat them into a bloody smear on the ground, then find their offspring and start all over again on them.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Nearest thing I got is my drysuit which has waisband "power-ups" which serve a sort of corsetty - squeeze the flab in - function

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

You win for insanity codpiece

[Reginald Ret]

You win for insanity codpiece

[P3nT4gR4m]

Any shorter and you'd be able to see my johnson

[UB]

I thought corsets would be one of my favorite types of, er, discipline until I came across an (electric shock) probe box. Holy Hell.. this year I may buy myself a birthday present. Haha

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'll have to see if I can get into one of WaffleGF's corsets. As soon as I get home. Next week. WHen the joke is dead.

It won't be dead, it will be ripening.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No. No TMI. Just don't. Unless you can make it funny, don't.

[Eater of Clowns]

I don't have a corset.

Or, you know, a convex chest.   

[Eater of Clowns]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

It wouldn't be if you'd just robbed the fucking whaling museum like I said when you were up here. Then you'd have enough whale bone for a corset AND A HARPOON.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

It wouldn't be if you'd just robbed the fucking whaling museum like I said when you were up here. Then you'd have enough whale bone for a corset AND A HARPOON.

I know.  But you kept driving.  With no rear shocks.  I was busy trying to find my kidneys.