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Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...

Started by Doktor Howl, September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM

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Salty

Quote from: Dimocritus on September 04, 2011, 07:11:49 AM
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Quote from: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 09:23:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
* Dimocritus posts

George Washington.

Shit, that's a toughie! Where am I going to find a powdered wig in this day and age?

I may have to go as Adam Weishaupt instead  :fnord:

*REALLY LONG DISMISSIVE RASPBERRY*
DUDE. BRISTOL PALIN.

The teen mom part is easy enough. But how do I make THIS:

Into THIS:


HUH?

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Epimetheus

POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Fast Eddy


Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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East Coast Hustle

POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.
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maphdet

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:29:40 AM
Quote from: maphdet on September 04, 2011, 05:21:09 AM
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

Hotlips Houlihan from MASH.

Thanks. This simplifies halloween.

I may be able to even pull that outta my closet.
Minus the blonde.

Maph-
On a wig hunt now. :)
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:06:06 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2011, 10:15:16 PM
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
ETA: ... and one of my tits fell off  :argh!:

Dirty Harry

Took longer than 24 hours. I can't believe I shed a mammary for this kind of substandard service :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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I'm not sure if I'll be able to grow my hair long enough for even Johnny Cash's little pompadour, but we'll see. I do have plenty of time to procure a wig....

I already own the outfit so all I'll need is a guitar and a giant prescription bottle of pills.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Hoser McRhizzy

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:13:26 AM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on September 03, 2011, 05:57:49 AM
Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be...  :lulz:

Dale Ernhardt.

That's what happens when you leave The ChurchTM.

I admit it -- had to search engine this guy.   :lol:

Well played, good doktor.  Pics shall be posted.
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.


Phox

Quote from: Net on September 04, 2011, 07:27:13 PM
I'm not sure if I'll be able to grow my hair long enough for even Johnny Cash's little pompadour, but we'll see. I do have plenty of time to procure a wig....

I already own the outfit so all I'll need is a guitar and a giant prescription bottle of pills.

I have to grow huge fucking tits. Stop whining.  :lulz:

Suu

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Epimetheus on September 04, 2011, 07:12:08 AM
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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