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Hey, I'm just gonna leave these here, if anyone wants them. some ideas for a possible thing.

The Gimp – A masochist and chemist that gained the ability to generate morphine whenever she feels pain. She discovered her powers after an off-patient operation involving chemical burns.

Oddball – The product of a military project to create a bioengineered supersoldier. The experiment instead resulted in a seemingly normal human that abhors violence, and, rather than creating bolts of electricity as intended, has the ability to create shields of kinetic energy.

Exemplar – The second iteration of Project Argonaut (the experiment that created oddball). The Exemplar was at first perceived as a success, however, a violent breakout was staged while the facility staff were attempting to apprehend Oddball. The Exemplar is incredibly violent, and will act on a whim.

More(?) soon(?)

Wow. I guess it never occurred to me that Discordians are just evil pagan wanabees/trolls 

Everyone knows the Discos are the pagans who've yet to hear a Divine Call from a Patron/ess. Totes.

Hey, do people actually call us "Discos" now? is that because we're a dead religion(obviously, I mean, have you seen anyone being a Discordian on these forums?) 

Ladies, Gentlemen, and whatever it is YOU are, Welcome to Zer0n's 1st Wheneverual Shit I'm Having Trouble Putting Up With Dump!
*simulated applause*
How this is gonna work is:
Someone(possibly me) spills some melodramatic bullcrap.
YOU spill some more!
We are then left with a giant bucket, containing a floating cesspool of Self-Pity!
And then we BURN IT!
Waaambulances are available at request.

Wow. I guess it never occurred to me that Discordians are just evil pagan wanabees/trolls 

I showed the pictures to my husband and now he wants to visit Portland.

DOOOO IIIIIT!

YESSSSSS

LOL Group has 23 members now.  Close it up!

I RUINED IT!

We are walking glitches. 

...I can't help but be a walking glitch.
I think I arrived here to relearn to ENJOY being a walking glitch.

I have been putting up with myself for forty years now.
I think it's time to share the love.

I've been vomiting love on people for 44 years, and...

HUZZAH! BLARARHARARRAARGHLARGH

>live in portland
>see this
I MUST GO. MY PEOPLE NEED ME.

hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

RWHN could definitely use someone on his side, that's for sure.

I like this one, I'll take him.  (assuming you are a him.)

Yus.

I can't play this game just yet.  I am having too much fun with the Volus Vanguard for something else to take up even more of my time.

more reasons I need to get the mass effect games. 

[WHAT IN THE HISTORY OF FUCK.]

wow, this whole site is just WHAT IN THE HISTORY OF FUCK.
Words can not describe.

I freaking love this game.

... and I told you "all dichotomies are false dichotomies" or some shit like it that sounded super profound when we were drunk on cheap vodka and sleep deprivation and we thought the whole world gave even a fraction of a fuck how smart and talented we were, and then we started talking about "good" and "evil" and we took it all so seriously and we fucked like it was a major act of rebellion against the state and never even realized how sad it all was even with your whiskey dick.

...what

Did I stutter?

No, I don't understand... are you mocking me? I'm not angry or anything, just want to know what you're trying to say
(P.S. I'M A FUCKING IDIOT, YOU'RE WELCOME PIES FOR ALL THE PRISONERS)

Awesome seeing her back. 

And thought provoking as always. Now I'm wondering if thinking everything is pointless bullshit and nothing is necessarily depression, or if everything really IS pointless bullshit and nothing. Pretty sure it's the latter where I live. 

Everything really IS pointless bullshit and nothing. Until YOU decide differently. One of the keys to unlocking depression, for me, was when I had that "I like this but it's doesn't mean anything" trainwreck of thought, turning it into "it means something to me and that's all that matters"

I like that.

Second.

... and I told you "all dichotomies are false dichotomies" or some shit like it that sounded super profound when we were drunk on cheap vodka and sleep deprivation and we thought the whole world gave even a fraction of a fuck how smart and talented we were, and then we started talking about "good" and "evil" and we took it all so seriously and we fucked like it was a major act of rebellion against the state and never even realized how sad it all was even with your whiskey dick.

...what