Zen/Discord/Zen Discordianism

[mobbing]

are men projecting order on chaos because we just can't stand, that there is something we don't understand, somthing that is not in our control
or
are we just calling something chaos because we aren't able to understand it yet?

like women. wasn't it a man who invented all this discorian hail eris thingie?
the reasons why women act as they do is often unknown to men. so it is just logical that god is ,for the discordians (most of us are men aren't we?), a crazy women.

but this is even more realistic to me than the christian god who seems to be a very very wise man who always chose the best way for the future. hihihi take a look at the world guys do you really believe it would turn out to be the right way?

[Iron Sulfide]

actually, the "right way" (i never get tired of saying this) is completely
subjective. the world didn't "turn out" any specific way either. the world
would technically have to end for the world to have actually turned out
a particular way.

and, as i said, it's completely subjective and relative to your personal
vantage point on the whole thing. for example:

if one were to view the current state of affairs through the eyes of
Optimistic Realism, one could conclude that (a tenent of Optimism) that
this is the best that it could possibly be right now.
(one of the main tenents of Optimism is that things are always the best
they can possibly be)

or i could be wrong.

methinks you should probably read through some old greek mythology,
particularly any accounts you can find on the "Decision of Paris",
Kaos (the greek origin of Chaos), Kallisti (duh), and prolly a good long
sit, with a good view of your penial gland.

[Horab Fibslager]

optimism is the belief that thigns could be worse, not so much that they are the best theycanbe. if theings were always teh best they could be, there would be no need to be an optimist.

[Iron Sulfide]

oops...i think i wwas thinking of Optimistic Fatalism, not Optimistic
Realism....

What horab said would be Optimistic Realism...so, erm...scratch that...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Eris invented men. That's why we have nipples.

[Malaria test subject #777]

Eris invented men. That's why we have nipples.

Her little joke, eh?

[Iron Sulfide]

hey! i like my nipples, so the joke's on her!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

hey! i like my nipples, so the joke's on her!

Oh...that means you haven't figured it out yet.

[Iron Sulfide]

oh oh ho....

but i do lactate...


born with an extra X in my gene coding...

Anyone know anything aboot genetics, i'm an XXY (Klienfelter's Syndrome)..

all i need is a lil progesterone in my system and i starts a squirtin'!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

oh oh ho....

but i do lactate...


born with an extra X in my gene coding...

Anyone know anything aboot genetics, i'm an XXY (Klienfelter's Syndrome)..

all i need is a lil progesterone in my system and i starts a squirtin'!

Got milk?

[Iron Sulfide]

not lately

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

not lately

Damn. Nevermind. Carry on.

[Iron Sulfide]

give me the milk of a pregnant goat and i could prolly squirt a bit...

erm, the inuendo just flew out the door...

[Rev Thwack]

Oh, it flew somewhere, that's for sure. I think someone caught it though. I've heard that you can look for them by using an ultraviolet light.

[Horab Fibslager]

one flew east, one flew west, one flew o'er the cuckoo's nest...