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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 29, 2014, 08:21:37 PM

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Cramulus

#30
May 30, 2014, 02:11:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 29, 2014, 08:40:56 PM
:dok:

Delicious but Evasive Lust Antelope of the Ruined Right Coast.

Yessssssss

*backs slowly out of the temple while facing Roger, repeatedly bowing, swinging an incense ball thing, and spraying holiest holy water from his mouth*

P3nT4gR4m

#31
May 30, 2014, 08:34:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:43:15 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 06:25:40 AM
My last one has developed a rattle in the mid-rev range so, yeah, I'd like a replacement please!

Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK

In an act approximating some kind of spiritual and prophetic mutiny cum ransom demand, and by the offices and apparitions invested in me by yourself (ironically) I hereby bestow upon thee, sir roger the title of

Emotionally Inverted Grabby Girl Propaganda Technician

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
May 30, 2014, 09:06:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 08:34:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:43:15 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 06:25:40 AM
My last one has developed a rattle in the mid-rev range so, yeah, I'd like a replacement please!

Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK

In an act approximating some kind of spiritual and prophetic mutiny cum ransom demand, and by the offices and apparitions invested in me by yourself (ironically) I hereby bestow upon thee, sir roger the title of

Emotionally Inverted Grabby Girl Propaganda Technician

Woot!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#33
June 01, 2014, 12:32:23 AM
Ht me up, Prophet
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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President Television

#34
June 01, 2014, 03:50:10 PM
I think mine's leaking. There's sort of a fetid pus oozing out around the edges.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Luna

#35
June 01, 2014, 04:53:06 PM
Mine's got a wobble in the rear driveshaft...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
June 01, 2014, 05:31:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2014, 04:53:06 PM
Mine's got a wobble in the rear driveshaft...

That's what she said.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
June 02, 2014, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on June 01, 2014, 12:32:23 AM
Ht me up, Prophet

Deep-Diving Freak Scene of Waterworld's Greatest Shame.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
June 02, 2014, 01:29:14 AM
Quote from: President Television on June 01, 2014, 03:50:10 PM
I think mine's leaking. There's sort of a fetid pus oozing out around the edges.

Northern Death Midget of Crom's Chocolate Factory.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
June 02, 2014, 01:30:19 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2014, 04:53:06 PM
Mine's got a wobble in the rear driveshaft...

Trans-Uranic Head Launcher of Tomorrow's Disappointing Post-Nuclear Wasteland Theme Park.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#40
June 03, 2014, 11:22:13 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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