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So, it's halloween...

Started by LMNO, October 31, 2012, 01:46:08 PM

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Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?

A 10 Kilometer long nickel-iron asteroid to impact somewhere up North, setting off Yellowstone, and ending all life on this miserable rock, save for ocean vent worms.

And then for something bad to happen to the worms.

What do you have against the worms? Sure, they're dumb, but they never did nothin' to anybody.

Also obligatory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZXQ3nFInEA
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Wow, I can't believe I missed this thread while I was F5ing... Happy birthday, RR!
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