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Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?

Started by Hollis Increase, April 08, 2012, 10:48:05 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on May 01, 2012, 05:41:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 05:54:02 AM
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

You need to mix some sour cream and maple syrup together and dip the corndogs in it.

Welcome to your newest shameful addiction.

There are so many problems with this scenario I don't know where to begin.
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Cain

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:59:03 PM
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

navkat

Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 07:46:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:59:03 PM
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.

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minuspace

Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 07:46:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:59:03 PM
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

Did you remember to check the ATM?

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: navkat on May 02, 2012, 09:38:59 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 07:46:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:59:03 PM
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.

I think Cain's avatar would have made Tuco eat it.
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Hollis Increase

So, then, the corn part isn't considered a bun right?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hollis Increase on November 01, 2014, 07:39:57 PM
So, then, the corn part isn't considered a bun right?

Hoo boy, the crypto-teabagger is back.  :boring:
Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

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Quote from: Don Coyote on April 08, 2012, 10:52:14 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on April 08, 2012, 10:48:05 PM
Traditionally, keeping Discordian meant observing the dietary commandments of The Principia Discordia.  Specifically no hotdog buns.  Is this dietary rule still practised?

Did you miss the part where a Discordian is forbidden to believe everything he reads?

Also, there's another part of the book that says that they're mandatory*



*As part of a fully garnished hotdog every friday. Perferably this should be increased to multiple fully garnished hotdogs on fridays during lent. You should also eat as many hotdog buns as possible during passover, a bacon double cheeseburger on yom-kippur, and as much black pudding** as you can eat for lunch (preferably at high noon) every day during ramadan. These last four rules aren't in the book, but they're just common sense.


**The pig-blood based sausage, not the slime monster which splits into additional monsters when struck by a weapon that deals slashing or piercing damage.
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minuspace

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 07, 2015, 07:26:59 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on April 08, 2012, 10:52:14 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on April 08, 2012, 10:48:05 PM
Traditionally, keeping Discordian meant observing the dietary commandments of The Principia Discordia.  Specifically no hotdog buns.  Is this dietary rule still practised?

Did you miss the part where a Discordian is forbidden to believe everything he reads?

Also, there's another part of the book that says that they're mandatory*



*As part of a fully garnished hotdog every friday. Perferably this should be increased to multiple fully garnished hotdogs on fridays during lent. You should also eat as many hotdog buns as possible during passover, a bacon double cheeseburger on yom-kippur, and as much black pudding** as you can eat for lunch (preferably at high noon) every day during ramadan. These last four rules aren't in the book, but they're just common sense.


**The pig-blood based sausage, not the slime monster which splits into additional monsters when struck by a weapon that deals slashing or piercing damage.

I must say frying up some black-pudding and toast can make a deceptively good breakfast.

Cain

I'm sure 2012 will value the above two posts.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


minuspace

Quote from: Cain on March 07, 2015, 08:06:35 PM
I'm sure 2012 will value the above two posts.
What?  It's technically not sausage, you long-count shamer!

touchecstasy

Quote from: AFK on April 09, 2012, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on April 08, 2012, 10:48:05 PM
Traditionally, keeping Discordian meant observing the dietary commandments of The Principia Discordia.  Specifically no hotdog buns.  Is this dietary rule still practised?

I practice this religiously.  Though, as it turns out, hotdog buns become vastly unnecessary when one has chosen to not consume hot dogs.  Granted hotdog buns do make great vessels for a great many foods....
Well if one is to embrace orthodox Erisian piety woke heartedly, the eating of a bun-clad wiener on Friday cannot be overlooked. Whether one eats buns on other days is rarely noticed. To eat only hot dog buns would be, IMO, a transcendent act of heterodox devotion to Our Lady Of Discord. There is no harm in eating oblong buns not specifically made - yet nonetheless suitable enough - to wrap around your repurposed pigs lips, eyelids and etc. Doing so conspicuously of course may come across as overly self important.
Quote from: Hollis Increase on April 09, 2012, 03:48:21 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 08, 2012, 10:52:14 PM
Quote from: Hollis Increase on April 08, 2012, 10:48:05 PM
Traditionally, keeping Discordian meant observing the dietary commandments of The Principia Discordia.  Specifically no hotdog buns.  Is this dietary rule still practised?

Did you miss the part where a Discordian is forbidden to believe everything he reads?

No. . . but I didn't believe that part.