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Started by Richter, July 07, 2015, 01:54:42 AM

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Richter

It was a huge success at the intended result.  Which you intended.  I KNOW.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 10, 2015, 02:02:03 AM

P3nt: Appears to have flounced without the decency of a good hissy fit on the way out.


Sorry to disappoint. Will make more of an effort next time :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 13, 2015, 11:50:39 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 10, 2015, 02:02:03 AM

P3nt: Appears to have flounced without the decency of a good hissy fit on the way out.


Sorry to disappoint. Will make more of an effort next time :lulz:

It's even worse than we thought, P3nt's still around.

I'd ask what he's been up to, but we all know that seals don't club themselves to death.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 13, 2015, 07:42:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 13, 2015, 11:50:39 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 10, 2015, 02:02:03 AM

P3nt: Appears to have flounced without the decency of a good hissy fit on the way out.


Sorry to disappoint. Will make more of an effort next time :lulz:

It's even worse than we thought, P3nt's still around.

I'd ask what he's been up to, but we all know that seals don't club themselves to death.

He's been teaching them to do it themselves, the lazy bastard.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Junkenstein

The part that sickens me is that he reaps huge profits from the enterprise and sends them all to the save the seals foundation knowing full well that he's actually their biggest problem. They're going to be so pissed off when he tells them and that isn't likely until the last one is safely pulped.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Wizard Joseph


Faust
5 words: "terribilis est locus iste trampstamps", also never washes hands and offers lingering handshakes to every stranger he meets

Cain
In possession of VERY suspicious tatoo gun Skyrim mod, see "Faust" above and previous posts for why this is much worse than it sounds

Cramulus
Has no pance, not even for LARP... especially not for LARP, smart enough to call it a religious practice in court documents

LMNO
Reason even mentioning Fabulousness is now considered a treasonable transgression in North Korea, also South Korea, Burma, Taiwan, all of fucking China, list goes on

Richter
Thought sharpening boiled toast would put an end to the use of the stupid saying "sharp as boiled toast", now nanohazardous toast particles are in water table and atmosphere

Reginald Ret
Has never, ever changed profile pic and my analysis indicates it is not a shoop, repeat NOT a shoop

Eater Of Clowns
Saw your GRIN collection while scrying on you, not gonna get mine up on your wall bub, just loved your carpet though

LuciferX
We really only needed IX Lucifers and now the system is stretched thinner than Shandor's understanding of Ecclesiastes and international politics

Nigel
Arrived in Singapore the day Lee Kuan Yew passed on and didn't save me even a tiny sample of his crusty soul to make a decent administrative golem with

Doktor Howl
Parked the fucking Jehovahbubba like an asshole and now the supernal realm mirrors Texas and will never, ever recover, thanks Obama

Sluggas and Choppas
Owns website based on book, can't read, only scores a shooty hit on a 2+, don't get me started on the whole Waaaaagh!! thing, my mother died of fuckin' Waaaaagh

The Wizard Joseph
Clearly some sort of schizo with delusions of grandeur for rejecting Cartesian Duality, keeps positing a ridiculous third element of humanity, gonna go dig up Renee Descartes and show him quod pro

Demolition Squid
Knows where ALL the bodies are buried, keeps playing a sick shell game with them, has at least 8 arms so don't bet more than you can afford to lose

Payne
Typical death pattern of messiahs, has not yet been proven to be an actual historical figure, attributed works highly suspect and really, REALLY hard to come by, and to

The Good Reverend Roger
Only one that knows secret location of TGRR's tomb, died before revealing it, corpse now roomies of necessity with Lenin and animus possibly acting as Putin's spirit animal

Rong
Through blasphemous punomancy discovered God's c:ute root chakra, not subject to standard polydimensional NDA and is literate, we're all fucked

Q. G. Pennyworth
Totally squamous and the world is not yet ready for "tentacle glam", doesn't care, highly motivated

noobz at PD
You are here, you clearly need either ontological reassurance or a serious kick in the head, Eris has a busy schedule and has delegated the task right back to you, read moar and don't forget to stretch first

Too tired to list more, but not able to sleep... EOC's collection really left an impression on me.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Eater of Clowns

I AM SURROUNDED BY SMILES OH WHAT A HAPPY LIFE
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Wizard Joseph

#22
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 16, 2015, 12:33:09 PM
I AM SURROUNDED BY SMILES OH WHAT A HAPPY LIFE

:horrormirth:  :fnord:  :horrormirth:

ETA:

Junkenstein: Has taken entropy public and raked in more literal coal for his furnace than exists according to global production figures, possibly importing it, carbon "footprint" considered an outlier in the data and willfully ignored by U.N. analysts
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 16, 2015, 10:00:37 AM

Faust
5 words: "terribilis est locus iste trampstamps", also never washes hands and offers lingering handshakes to every stranger he meets

Cain
In possession of VERY suspicious tatoo gun Skyrim mod, see "Faust" above and previous posts for why this is much worse than it sounds

Cramulus
Has no pance, not even for LARP... especially not for LARP, smart enough to call it a religious practice in court documents

LMNO
Reason even mentioning Fabulousness is now considered a treasonable transgression in North Korea, also South Korea, Burma, Taiwan, all of fucking China, list goes on

Richter
Thought sharpening boiled toast would put an end to the use of the stupid saying "sharp as boiled toast", now nanohazardous toast particles are in water table and atmosphere

Reginald Ret
Has never, ever changed profile pic and my analysis indicates it is not a shoop, repeat NOT a shoop

Eater Of Clowns
Saw your GRIN collection while scrying on you, not gonna get mine up on your wall bub, just loved your carpet though

LuciferX
We really only needed IX Lucifers and now the system is stretched thinner than Shandor's understanding of Ecclesiastes and international politics

Nigel
Arrived in Singapore the day Lee Kuan Yew passed on and didn't save me even a tiny sample of his crusty soul to make a decent administrative golem with

Doktor Howl
Parked the fucking Jehovahbubba like an asshole and now the supernal realm mirrors Texas and will never, ever recover, thanks Obama

Sluggas and Choppas
Owns website based on book, can't read, only scores a shooty hit on a 2+, don't get me started on the whole Waaaaagh!! thing, my mother died of fuckin' Waaaaagh

The Wizard Joseph
Clearly some sort of schizo with delusions of grandeur for rejecting Cartesian Duality, keeps positing a ridiculous third element of humanity, gonna go dig up Renee Descartes and show him quod pro

Demolition Squid
Knows where ALL the bodies are buried, keeps playing a sick shell game with them, has at least 8 arms so don't bet more than you can afford to lose

Payne
Typical death pattern of messiahs, has not yet been proven to be an actual historical figure, attributed works highly suspect and really, REALLY hard to come by, and to

The Good Reverend Roger
Only one that knows secret location of TGRR's tomb, died before revealing it, corpse now roomies of necessity with Lenin and animus possibly acting as Putin's spirit animal

Rong
Through blasphemous punomancy discovered God's c:ute root chakra, not subject to standard polydimensional NDA and is literate, we're all fucked

Q. G. Pennyworth
Totally squamous and the world is not yet ready for "tentacle glam", doesn't care, highly motivated

noobz at PD
You are here, you clearly need either ontological reassurance or a serious kick in the head, Eris has a busy schedule and has delegated the task right back to you, read moar and don't forget to stretch first

Too tired to list more, but not able to sleep... EOC's collection really left an impression on me.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

I fucking love the notion that TGRR's tomb was so secret that nobody could bury him in it when he died.
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2015, 11:34:20 PM
I fucking love the notion that TGRR's tomb was so secret that nobody could bury him in it when he died.

Came to me in the same half sleep that seems to always hit me when I'm here. The Faust one came first and I just kept going until done.
I thought that one was pretty cool too. Thanks! :)

Got more, I feel them stirring, hatching in my brain, but need to review names.. I'm not very good with remembering names, but impressions are pretty much set in stone.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Freeky

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 16, 2015, 10:00:37 AM

Sluggas and Choppas
Owns website based on book, can't read, only scores a shooty hit on a 2+,

I DO?!  FUCK YEAH, I'M A CRACK SHOT!

Quotedon't get me started on the whole Waaaaagh!! thing, my mother died of fuckin' Waaaaagh


It's not my fault she couldn't handle a good time.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on July 17, 2015, 11:52:30 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 16, 2015, 10:00:37 AM

Sluggas and Choppas
Owns website based on book, can't read, only scores a shooty hit on a 2+,

I DO?!  FUCK YEAH, I'M A CRACK SHOT!

Quotedon't get me started on the whole Waaaaagh!! thing, my mother died of fuckin' Waaaaagh


It's not my fault she couldn't handle a good time.

Sorry. I always screw up the notation. It still 1 in 3. I'm just a little orky in my brainmeats. That would be a 5+

Problem with my mom is she won't stay dead about it..  gonna be your problem in the afterlife you big orky 'Ardboy you.  :)
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Freeky

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 18, 2015, 05:10:51 PM
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on July 17, 2015, 11:52:30 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 16, 2015, 10:00:37 AM

Sluggas and Choppas
Owns website based on book, can't read, only scores a shooty hit on a 2+,

I DO?!  FUCK YEAH, I'M A CRACK SHOT!

Quotedon't get me started on the whole Waaaaagh!! thing, my mother died of fuckin' Waaaaagh


It's not my fault she couldn't handle a good time.

Sorry. I always screw up the notation. It still 1 in 3. I'm just a little orky in my brainmeats. That would be a 5+

Problem with my mom is she won't stay dead about it..  gonna be your problem in the afterlife you big orky 'Ardboy you.  :)

Zog that.  Gimme bikes or nothin'.