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Started by Edward Longpork, July 07, 2015, 08:22:27 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Raphaella on July 08, 2015, 10:48:06 PM
:oops:  I'M SORRY BUT IT SEEMS BLOBFISH IS INEDIBLE, PLEASE DON'T EAT THE TEA CAKES  :oops:

Oh this really is a disaster, who could have known they were so wretched, look at all their fleshy skin... oh dear, so sorry.



Oh no

NO

Is it too late? I ONLY ATE SIX. I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIEEEEEEEE
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Faust on July 08, 2015, 10:27:52 PM
How do we stop them from leaving short of marrying them and reverse plantationing them?

Syphilis.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Or, we could offer them blankets.

Lies

Quote from: Raphaella on July 08, 2015, 10:48:06 PM
:oops:  I'M SORRY BUT IT SEEMS BLOBFISH IS INEDIBLE, PLEASE DON'T EAT THE TEA CAKES  :oops:

Oh this really is a disaster, who could have known they were so wretched, look at all their fleshy skin... oh dear, so sorry.



Worry not my dear, I have THE CURE right here!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Raphaella

Thank goodness you've found a cure! Quickly now administer it to the afflicted. Oh how lovely! They have brought gifts!

THANK YOU FOR THE SYPHILIS BLANKETS WE WILL TREASURE THEM ALWAYS.

Do you think they've bought it? I'm certainly not keeping syphilis infested blankets here in camp, toss them into the wreckage of the ship, I can only hope the savage squid won't get to them in there...
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Faust on July 08, 2015, 10:27:52 PM
How do we stop them from leaving short of marrying them and reverse plantationing them?
I intend to follow them if they try to leave.
I overheard their plans to go to some place called evolvefest.
I'll bring a big rock and hit them over the head with it, then drag them back here.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:17:11 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 08, 2015, 10:27:52 PM
How do we stop them from leaving short of marrying them and reverse plantationing them?
I intend to follow them if they try to leave.
I overheard their plans to go to some place called evolvefest.
I'll bring a big rock and hit them over the head with it, then drag them back here.

Evolvefest?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2015, 03:28:43 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:17:11 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 08, 2015, 10:27:52 PM
How do we stop them from leaving short of marrying them and reverse plantationing them?
I intend to follow them if they try to leave.
I overheard their plans to go to some place called evolvefest.
I'll bring a big rock and hit them over the head with it, then drag them back here.

Evolvefest?

hxxps://www.facebook.com/evolvefestival ?

They seem  like a bunch of scumbags. I'd enjoy trolling them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Reginald Ret

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2015, 03:28:43 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:17:11 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 08, 2015, 10:27:52 PM
How do we stop them from leaving short of marrying them and reverse plantationing them?
I intend to follow them if they try to leave.
I overheard their plans to go to some place called evolvefest.
I'll bring a big rock and hit them over the head with it, then drag them back here.

Evolvefest?
I found where I read it!
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=37429.msg1380524#msg1380524
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Raphaella

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2015, 07:04:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2015, 03:28:43 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:17:11 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 08, 2015, 10:27:52 PM
How do we stop them from leaving short of marrying them and reverse plantationing them?
I intend to follow them if they try to leave.
I overheard their plans to go to some place called evolvefest.
I'll bring a big rock and hit them over the head with it, then drag them back here.

Evolvefest?

hxxps://www.facebook.com/evolvefestival ?

They seem  like a bunch of scumbags. I'd enjoy trolling them.

Yeah I checked out that group. It needs a good trolling. I don't have any sock accounts for FB though. I was hoping it would have it's own separate message board or something. I'll keep scoping them out when I have time, I suppose it's not too hard to make a few FB accounts. 
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Doktor Howl

LOL.  They mixed the idea of "natural law" with "sovereign beings".

Something tells me they misunderstand at least one of those terms.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Oh, and they're Jesus wailers.
Molon Lube

Cain

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2015, 01:17:48 AM
LOL.  They mixed the idea of "natural law" with "sovereign beings".

Something tells me they misunderstand at least one of those terms.

Worth noting: http://sensiblereason.com/evolvefest-homophobic-anti-semitic-transformation-festival/

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

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Quote from: Fawkes on July 07, 2015, 11:14:08 PM
https://youtu.be/s92P-fUkcZ4

What an odd custom

We know why the caged bird self-immolates.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Freeky

Quote from: Cain on July 10, 2015, 02:37:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2015, 01:17:48 AM
LOL.  They mixed the idea of "natural law" with "sovereign beings".

Something tells me they misunderstand at least one of those terms.

Worth noting: http://sensiblereason.com/evolvefest-homophobic-anti-semitic-transformation-festival/

Wow.