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Started by Acosmicist, July 28, 2015, 07:49:50 PM

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Acosmicist

I'm not against Republicans because they want to discriminate against gays and keep women from having the choice to terminate an unwanted pregnancy. I support them in their attempts to preserve the sanctity of marriage and keep women from murdering their unborn children.

I'm not against Democrats because they want to elevate minorities out of poverty and oppression. I support them in their attempts to farm votes by promising handouts.

It's all about context. If you can't look at shit and laugh, then you're a miserable sot of your own free will.

Acosmicist

Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2015, 07:36:51 AM
I wish I could be as genuinely edgy as a first year philosophy undergrad  :sad:

I get called edgy a lot, usually by Christians who get upset when I make jokes about pedophile priests and cannibalistic rituals.
Getting called edgy by a guy whose only counter-argument could ever be, "well that can't be true because it hurts my feelings" is no different.

Acosmicist





Q. G. Pennyworth


Q. G. Pennyworth

Jesus Fucking Christ somebody tell me I wasn't this bad when I showed up.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 29, 2015, 02:34:58 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ somebody tell me I wasn't this bad when I showed up.

Nowhere near. Not even in the same ball park. But that's because you were here to make conversation, not to be insufferable.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:15:21 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 02:08:39 AM
Your troll-fu is weak, son. Try being less obvious, and use fewer cliches.
If you suspect your opponent is trolling you, then you have no choice but to take them seriously. It doesn't matter if they are trolling because it doesn't matter if they are serious.
Accusing your opponent of deliberately trying to rile you up is a poor debate tactic, and a sign that you are incapable of indulging them.
You think you win the argument because I must be trolling?
I win the argument because you're avoiding the argument.
Prove me wrong.

Your premise is based on the assumption that I'm arguing with you.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?

Oh my god. I'm glad someone finally said it. They are billed like the next best thing, but nope. Also nope: pumpkin milkshakes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 03:13:21 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?

Oh my god. I'm glad someone finally said it. They are billed like the next best thing, but nope. Also nope: pumpkin milkshakes.

Seriously fuck sweet potato fries.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:34:42 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 02:20:39 AM
This one's a peach.

An anonymous user told me as we were discussing Discordianism on another forum that around here, people take themselves too seriously, pat each other on the back for agreeing with one another, ignore people who disagree with them, and genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.

I interpreted this as a challenge.

Translation: some buddy of his got butthurt because we failed to hail his ZaNiNeSs as the wisdom of a new guru, and he doesn't like our Discordia, so he ran to Facebook and told his pals to come show us.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2015, 05:02:34 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?

Yams are awful no matter what you do with them.

Here is where you and I disagree. They are delicious roasted with salt and butter.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Cut them up and boil them big dash of cummin and a little bit of butter. Best mash evar!

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