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Started by notathing, March 18, 2010, 02:51:33 AM

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Telarus

Lol! Sounds fun!

My girl and I just got a "WeVibe II", and it has proven to be the most versatile thing we've owned (internal rechargeable batteries and water resistant, to boot):

http://iscreamyouscream.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/i-vibe-you-vibe-we-vibe/

http://we-vibe.com/

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:06:34 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 12:04:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.

Blowup dolls also have that problem.

You solve it in the same way, too.

Duct-tape.

I just had this great mental image of a hot librarian fucking a blow-up doll, and them both "Shh!" ing at each other. :lulz:

:lulz::1fap:
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Pope Pixie Pickle

G-spot ring vibrating unit is flat, placed at appropriate point on shaft and then covered with condom. I think Payne ordered it from the Lovehoney website.

I think the condom is the essential part of not getting the thing lost or stuck.

Jasper

Interesting!

Now I want to get one of those and a clit stimulator and become CYBORG COCK:
Some kind of superhero or something, I guess!

:magick:

Pope Pixie Pickle

Heh that would be interesting. I need more bondage tape.

Jasper

While I'm at it, I could also get one of those spider man web launchers for it.

There are probably girls who dig that sort of thing, right?

NotPublished

#125
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Sig I almost choked on that.


Hmm ...

Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much threw me up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever. I was totally off guard to.

I guess I do like it rough! These things you find out about yourself....  :lulz:

*edited for great justice*
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Elder Iptuous

damn it.
two new sex toys i must get!  :argh!:

best bang for the buck we've gotten as far as sex toys goes is the Hitachi Magic Wand.
best vibe evar...

NotPublished

You can get a Hello Kitty one  :x
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

what do you mean  :x
THATS AWESOME

notathing

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Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 18, 2010, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
    Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
    Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM


    • dressing like a skanky catholic school girl

    for the most part, these are optional.


    Is not optional. Is mandatory.  So are pics of the same.

    Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
    This thread is making me frustrated.

    its about to get worse.

    lady grinning soul delivers:

    [/list]

    Oshi-

    Pance explosion!

    Heels O.o

    yeah.  and I'm already 5'10.

    im an Amazon


    notathing

    Quote from: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
    :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Sig I almost choked on that.


    Hmm ...

    Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much he threw up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever.

    :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

    Suu

    Corsets and tightlacing.
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    Rumckle

    Quote from: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
    Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much he threw up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever. I was totally off guard to.

    Whatever gets you off I guess.
    It's not trolling, it's just satire.

    NotPublished

    LOL I ment he htrew me up
    In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.