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The Good Reverend Roger

#6345
April 16, 2014, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:14:28 PM
of course. But the DöcktörHÿÿl toilet seat......

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6346
April 16, 2014, 04:28:47 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:14:28 PM
of course. But the DöcktörHÿÿl toilet seat......

I've heard that this toilet seat actually pushes your stool back up your body and out the other end.
By any exit necessary.
Quite efficient, but not as fun as a bidet.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6347
April 16, 2014, 04:43:50 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 04:28:47 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:14:28 PM
of course. But the DöcktörHÿÿl toilet seat......

I've heard that this toilet seat actually pushes your stool back up your body and out the other end.
By any exit necessary.
Quite efficient, but not as fun as a bidet.

You'll get yours.  Oh, yeah.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#6348
April 16, 2014, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 04:28:47 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:14:28 PM
of course. But the DöcktörHÿÿl toilet seat......

I've heard that this toilet seat actually pushes your stool back up your body and out the other end.
By any exit necessary.
Quite efficient, but not as fun as a bidet.

True. It is also furry. And quite possibly alive.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#6349
April 16, 2014, 06:34:54 PM
This is my "I hate your fucking reggae" face.
Same 10 songs from the kitchen. Every. Fucking. Day.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6350
April 16, 2014, 06:38:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 06:34:54 PM
This is my "I hate your fucking reggae" face.
Same 10 songs from the kitchen. Every. Fucking. Day.


My "I hate raggae face" usually has blood splatters on it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6351
April 16, 2014, 06:42:36 PM
Check the pants.
I wouldn't wanna ruin my makeup now would I?

minuspace

#6352
April 16, 2014, 07:27:01 PM Last Edit: April 16, 2014, 07:31:59 PM by LuciferX
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 04:28:47 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 04:14:28 PM
of course. But the DöcktörHÿÿl toilet seat......

I've heard that this toilet seat actually pushes your stool back up your body and out the other end.
By any exit necessary.
Quite efficient, but not as fun as a bidet.

True. It is also furry. And quite possibly alive.
100% guaranteed to help you not lose your shit if you also apply for a permit to own the optional Smorgerboar toilet lid (instagram enabled) :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6353
April 16, 2014, 11:56:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2014, 06:34:54 PM
This is my "I hate your fucking reggae" face.
Same 10 songs from the kitchen. Every. Fucking. Day.


Damn, you pretty!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

minuspace

#6354
April 17, 2014, 08:01:54 AM
Dat true!

P3nT4gR4m

#6355
April 20, 2014, 02:00:16 PM
Freezing my nuts off in a cave in Wales, for a dare.


My mate nailed the best pose

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Pæs

#6356
April 20, 2014, 02:13:10 PM
Oh my

Telarus

#6357
April 20, 2014, 02:49:29 PM
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

EK WAFFLR

#6358
April 21, 2014, 10:16:54 AM
Hi guise!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Pæs

#6359
April 21, 2014, 10:32:03 AM
Dude what?
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