CRAMULUS

[Requia ☣]

Goes back to the 1600s as in part of my family lives in Oklahoma, and they are the family historians, and thats as far back as they can trace with surety.

Sounds more like they live in Utah.

Hell I don't know any of my family before the 18th century.  16th is a little nuts.

[Phox]

Lessee...

...Playing dress up and smashing each other with heavy fucking rattan sticks

or

...Wearing loads of mascara and pretending to be a vampire.

Can't we do both?  

[Luna]

Lessee...

...Playing dress up and smashing each other with heavy fucking rattan sticks

or

...Wearing loads of mascara and pretending to be a vampire.

Can't we do both?  

Nah.  One jackass swallows a fake fang, and the whining NEVER stops...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Lessee...

...Playing dress up and smashing each other with heavy fucking rattan sticks

or

...Wearing loads of mascara and pretending to be a vampire.

Can't we do both?  

No.  Because you'd get all fucked up on mead and wear the wrong outfit.

And then Richter would smack you with the 7 pound silly stick, and it would mean no end of paperwork.

[Phox]

Awwww. 

[Luna]

Lessee...

...Playing dress up and smashing each other with heavy fucking rattan sticks

or

...Wearing loads of mascara and pretending to be a vampire.

Can't we do both?  

No.  Because you'd get all fucked up on mead and wear the wrong outfit.

And then Richter would smack you with the 7 pound silly stick, and it would mean no end of paperwork.

Depends.  If it was MY mead, Richter'd have to move quick to get there first.

Besides, anyone that fucked up is easier disposed of by tipping them into a ditch on a rainy night.  Less paperwork for a tragic accidental drowning than, "oops, tripped and fell on my stick.  Six times."

[navkat]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

We go back, more or less, to about 1870.

But since my family INVENTED "out of wedlock", it is utterly impossible to verify anything before that on my mother's side.

On my dad's side, all evidence points to us being very, very untalented pirates out of Cornwall, who lasted JUST long enough to breed before getting their necks stretched.  We've also been able to pin down 2 famous sheep thieves (WTF?), a whole family of boat wreckers, and a poisoner.

[Eater of Clowns]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

We go back, more or less, to about 1870.

But since my family INVENTED "out of wedlock", it is utterly impossible to verify anything before that on my mother's side.

On my dad's side, all evidence points to us being very, very untalented pirates out of Cornwall, who lasted JUST long enough to breed before getting their necks stretched.  We've also been able to pin down 2 famous sheep thieves (WTF?), a whole family of boat wreckers, and a poisoner.

Totally not surprised you come from a long line of bastards.   

[Phox]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

We go back, more or less, to about 1870.

But since my family INVENTED "out of wedlock", it is utterly impossible to verify anything before that on my mother's side.

On my dad's side, all evidence points to us being very, very untalented pirates out of Cornwall, who lasted JUST long enough to breed before getting their necks stretched.  We've also been able to pin down 2 famous sheep thieves (WTF?), a whole family of boat wreckers, and a poisoner.

these boat wreckers, did they wreck their own boats or other people's?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

We go back, more or less, to about 1870.

But since my family INVENTED "out of wedlock", it is utterly impossible to verify anything before that on my mother's side.

On my dad's side, all evidence points to us being very, very untalented pirates out of Cornwall, who lasted JUST long enough to breed before getting their necks stretched.  We've also been able to pin down 2 famous sheep thieves (WTF?), a whole family of boat wreckers, and a poisoner.

Totally not surprised you come from a long line of bastards.   

Oh, fuck yeah.  Great granny was a flapper, and utterly smashed any hopes of a proper geneology.

My family tree looks like a mangrove.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

We go back, more or less, to about 1870.

But since my family INVENTED "out of wedlock", it is utterly impossible to verify anything before that on my mother's side.

On my dad's side, all evidence points to us being very, very untalented pirates out of Cornwall, who lasted JUST long enough to breed before getting their necks stretched.  We've also been able to pin down 2 famous sheep thieves (WTF?), a whole family of boat wreckers, and a poisoner.

these boat wreckers, did they wreck their own boats or other people's?

Light fire on beach to fool ships as to where the coastline/harbor is.

Thump survivors of wreck on head, and toss back into ocean.

Take stuff.

[BabylonHoruv]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

We go back, more or less, to about 1870.

But since my family INVENTED "out of wedlock", it is utterly impossible to verify anything before that on my mother's side.

On my dad's side, all evidence points to us being very, very untalented pirates out of Cornwall, who lasted JUST long enough to breed before getting their necks stretched.  We've also been able to pin down 2 famous sheep thieves (WTF?), a whole family of boat wreckers, and a poisoner.

sheep thief makes sense, famous thief makes sense, even famous sheep makes sense, but somehow all three together does not.

[Phox]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

We go back, more or less, to about 1870.

But since my family INVENTED "out of wedlock", it is utterly impossible to verify anything before that on my mother's side.

On my dad's side, all evidence points to us being very, very untalented pirates out of Cornwall, who lasted JUST long enough to breed before getting their necks stretched.  We've also been able to pin down 2 famous sheep thieves (WTF?), a whole family of boat wreckers, and a poisoner.

these boat wreckers, did they wreck their own boats or other people's?

Light fire on beach to fool ships as to where the coastline/harbor is.

Thump survivors of wreck on head, and toss back into ocean.

Take stuff.

Those are my kind of boat wreckers.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can't trace shit. My great-grandfather came to NY from Calabria under a different name because he was running from some shit in Italy.

Later, after he cleaned up his mess, the name he came under mysteriously disappeared and a bunch of Cavallaris mysteriously started running shit at South Street Seaport.

We go back, more or less, to about 1870.

But since my family INVENTED "out of wedlock", it is utterly impossible to verify anything before that on my mother's side.

On my dad's side, all evidence points to us being very, very untalented pirates out of Cornwall, who lasted JUST long enough to breed before getting their necks stretched.  We've also been able to pin down 2 famous sheep thieves (WTF?), a whole family of boat wreckers, and a poisoner.

sheep thief makes sense, famous thief makes sense, even famous sheep makes sense, but somehow all three together does not.

Not much happens in Cornwall, apparently.