Notes for people wishing to visit Tucson™.

[Doktor Howl]

Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

Next June, yeah.  Oh, yeah.

[Adios]

Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

Next June, yeah.  Oh, yeah.

Arizona in JUNE????

Pass.

[Eater of Clowns]

Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

Next June, yeah.  Oh, yeah.

Arizona in JUNE????

Pass.

The worst part is his response doesn't hint heavily that he's excited about adventures and mysteries any more strongly than it hints at the excited prospect of throttling me to death should the opportunity arise. 

[Doktor Howl]

Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

Next June, yeah.  Oh, yeah.

Arizona in JUNE????

Pass.

The worst part is his response doesn't hint heavily that he's excited about adventures and mysteries any more strongly than it hints at the excited prospect of throttling me to death should the opportunity arise. 

Well, what it means is that I'm coming back to Providence next June, and I'm going to feed you to hipsters.  Alive.

[Eater of Clowns]

Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

Next June, yeah.  Oh, yeah.

Arizona in JUNE????

Pass.

The worst part is his response doesn't hint heavily that he's excited about adventures and mysteries any more strongly than it hints at the excited prospect of throttling me to death should the opportunity arise. 

Well, what it means is that I'm coming back to Providence next June, and I'm going to feed you to hipsters.  Alive.

I'm not a vegetarian, it wouldn't be ironic enough for them to eat me.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm not a vegetarian,

They don't have to know that.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

See, then I'd have to kill you all, and Devo II would have to remake Helter Skelter.

Do you really want that?

It's comments like these that make you the disgruntled but lovable mentor of our wacky gang.  Let's go get into adventures, all, and solve mysteries and such!

Next June, yeah.  Oh, yeah.

Arizona in JUNE????

Pass.

The worst part is his response doesn't hint heavily that he's excited about adventures and mysteries any more strongly than it hints at the excited prospect of throttling me to death should the opportunity arise. 

Well, what it means is that I'm coming back to Providence next June, and I'm going to feed you to hipsters.  Alive.

Who are we feeding the hipsters to?

[Requia ☣]

Dok

[Eater of Clowns]

Who are we feeding the hipsters to?

If they're eating me, I'm not entirely certain eating them in turn would be a health conscious decision.  In fact, it might not be a good idea to do this in Rhode Island - it's a small state, they can't spare the land that just frankly won't ever be the same.

Otherwise I have no objections to this plan.  I cannot think of a worse fate for the hipsters but for me, causing severe discomfort and potentially psychologically damaging hallucinations are pretty much exactly how I want to go out.

[Aucoq]

Fine, we'll all go together and encounter these problems in a series of hilarious shenanigans after which we reach our destination while having learned something valuable about ourselves.  It'll be such a delightful romp you CRANKY OLD BASTARDS.

[Suu]

Just fucking take a plane.






This has been East Coast wisdom by Suu.

[Juana]

Or a train. If the trains run through my shitty little city and the even shittier towns around us, then they surely run though Tuscon.


Though I enjoyed my drive to Tuscon in 2007. It's kind of nice, if you like the desert.

[Jasper]

I don't think I've ever been in a desert.  Unless Palo Alto counts.

[Epimetheus]

Interesting. And frightening.
I'm sure there are equivalent horrors in California, but I'm that kind of person that just hasn't looked into these things nearly enough for his own good.

[Juana]

Oh yes, we do. The Mojave starts on the LA side of the Grapevine and doesn't end for a long, long way. You really ought to, by the way. It's nice.

I don't think I've ever been in a desert.  Unless Palo Alto counts.

Nope.